911 Kitty
January 3, 2006 7:10 AM Subscribe
Who says cats are aloof and self-absorbed? I'm going to start training my cat today!
It was the first button on the speed dial.
posted by Saucy Intruder at 7:28 AM on January 3, 2006
posted by Saucy Intruder at 7:28 AM on January 3, 2006
filterfilterfilterfilterfilterfilterfilterfilter..... aaaahh fucking filter overload.
posted by twistedonion at 7:28 AM on January 3, 2006
posted by twistedonion at 7:28 AM on January 3, 2006
And its also three characters into the collected works of Shakespeare.
posted by StickyCarpet at 7:36 AM on January 3, 2006
posted by StickyCarpet at 7:36 AM on January 3, 2006
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
posted by slimepuppy at 8:00 AM on January 3, 2006
posted by slimepuppy at 8:00 AM on January 3, 2006
crapfilter. cute crap though.
posted by Citizen Premier at 8:17 AM on January 3, 2006
posted by Citizen Premier at 8:17 AM on January 3, 2006
911 Kitty changed everything.
posted by LordSludge at 8:39 AM on January 3, 2006
posted by LordSludge at 8:39 AM on January 3, 2006
aaaahh fucking filter overload
I welcome our new aaaahh fucking filter overloads.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 9:16 AM on January 3, 2006
I welcome our new aaaahh fucking filter overloads.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 9:16 AM on January 3, 2006
First, I think the cat called for help so it wouldn't starve and second, cats are in it for themselves.
posted by GoodJob! at 9:38 AM on January 3, 2006
posted by GoodJob! at 9:38 AM on January 3, 2006
I think the cat called for help so it wouldn't starve
The cat could have just ate its owner (proud owner of a new cat).
posted by dial-tone at 9:59 AM on January 3, 2006
The cat could have just ate its owner (proud owner of a new cat).
posted by dial-tone at 9:59 AM on January 3, 2006
Even if the cat did it on accident (or more accurately, did it randomly rather than purposefully), that's a pretty damn good accident.
posted by Medieval Maven at 11:57 AM on January 3, 2006
posted by Medieval Maven at 11:57 AM on January 3, 2006
The part that I find questionable is:
Rosheisen said he got the cat three years ago and tried to train him to call 911, but was unsure whether the training ever stuck.
Can you imagine all the false calls to the 9-1-1 center while teaching your cat this task? It's stupid and dangerous.
posted by leftcoastbob at 12:08 PM on January 3, 2006
Rosheisen said he got the cat three years ago and tried to train him to call 911, but was unsure whether the training ever stuck.
Can you imagine all the false calls to the 9-1-1 center while teaching your cat this task? It's stupid and dangerous.
posted by leftcoastbob at 12:08 PM on January 3, 2006
Can you imagine all the false calls to the 9-1-1 center while teaching your cat this task? It's stupid and dangerous.
Well, not really, if one has an IQ over 25 and thinks of unplugging that phone during the training...
posted by Skeptic at 12:28 PM on January 3, 2006
Well, not really, if one has an IQ over 25 and thinks of unplugging that phone during the training...
posted by Skeptic at 12:28 PM on January 3, 2006
Using animals as security and alarm devices is so 19th century. Why would a guy in a precarious condition like that not have an alarm or cell phone velcroed to himself all the time? Instead of trying to herd a cat into saving him? Sure, he got lucky once, but he was more likely to be puked or peed upon.
posted by pracowity at 1:53 PM on January 3, 2006
posted by pracowity at 1:53 PM on January 3, 2006
Uh, [b]cass[/b], I think you want the next thread up from this one.
posted by ktoad at 2:36 PM on January 3, 2006
posted by ktoad at 2:36 PM on January 3, 2006
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