Taste the excitement!
March 30, 2006 1:39 PM   Subscribe

You might be a redneck if ... you enjoy Jeff Foxworthy Jerky. Or maybe you'd prefer some NASCAR brand meat. Remember when sports food tie-ins were simpler? Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? via spofi
posted by mr_crash_davis (13 comments total)
Remember this morning staple?
posted by Shfishp at 1:45 PM on March 30, 2006

Ohhh lord. "Taste the Excitement?" The first thing that makes me think of sure isn't family fun down at the racetrack.
posted by Citizen Premier at 1:59 PM on March 30, 2006

Ya know, NASCAR hotdogs and brats almost make sense, given the outdoor nature of the sport. Almost.
posted by bardic at 2:02 PM on March 30, 2006

I've had NASCAR brats. They were just ok.
posted by puke & cry at 2:05 PM on March 30, 2006 [1 favorite]

Pimp my meat.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 2:34 PM on March 30, 2006

That can't be real (although I have to concede that it likely is).

Has anyone seen NASCAR branded processed animal protein on store shelves?
posted by PurplePorpoise at 2:35 PM on March 30, 2006

OMG, Reggie Jackson bars! First Otherworld, now one of my favorite candies from my youth.

Come on, MeFi, what else have I forgotten about?
posted by emelenjr at 3:05 PM on March 30, 2006

Nope PurplePorpoise, it's real.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 3:11 PM on March 30, 2006

I'm no joke writer, but I did come up with this:

You might be a redneck if you keep a chainsaw in the trunk of your car, just in case.
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 4:18 PM on March 30, 2006

"I'm no joke writer..."

That is correct, sir!
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:51 PM on March 30, 2006

Does "NASCAR Meats" conjure up the image of eating roadkill for anyone else?

Someone needs to get their hands on these products and get back to us with the ingredient list.
posted by pitchblende at 5:06 PM on March 30, 2006

Look, I know you might not enjoy Jeff Foxworthy's humour, but that's no damn reason to eat the man.
posted by arto at 7:46 PM on March 30, 2006

Four words: Bill Elliot Pork Rinds. I've actually eaten these.
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:39 AM on March 31, 2006

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