Perform the painless procedure*
April 24, 2006 12:28 PM   Subscribe

Perform the painless procedure* Affordable In-Home LASIK Surgery You Can Do Yourself!™
*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.
posted by jba (20 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
This has to be a joke, right?
posted by MythMaker at 12:31 PM on April 24, 2006

Haha. That's pitch perfect.
posted by xmutex at 12:32 PM on April 24, 2006

Aww, I was hoping they'd toss one last zinger in there when you actually try to buy the thing, but instead I just got a 'POST not allowed' error. Lame.

Still, a very funny site.
posted by gurple at 12:35 PM on April 24, 2006

It's nice how it comes with a mild sedative. I prefer to be calm when performing surgery on myself.
posted by amro at 12:38 PM on April 24, 2006

Um... I think I'll leave that to the professionals....
posted by AmyMay at 12:40 PM on April 24, 2006


Dr. Khadim Brings Clear Vision to
The People

posted by nicwolff at 12:44 PM on April 24, 2006

Dr. Amir Khadim, M.D., Ph.D.

But you can just call him Doctor Nick.
posted by bardic at 12:48 PM on April 24, 2006

That illustration is priceless. Don't blink!
posted by prostyle at 12:49 PM on April 24, 2006

posted by bardic at 12:49 PM on April 24, 2006

I swear I've seen this here before, but I can't find it in the archives for 1 April.
posted by ijoshua at 12:50 PM on April 24, 2006

This is very funny, it's done just exactly right. Thanks for the link. :)
posted by Malor at 12:56 PM on April 24, 2006

Umm, what's the Google Adwords rate for "lasik"?
posted by Heminator at 1:04 PM on April 24, 2006

I'm actually considering buying a t-shirt. That's just fab.
posted by oddman at 2:09 PM on April 24, 2006

Heheheh. :) Of course it's not real! :P

Urban legend stuff
posted by Vamier at 2:10 PM on April 24, 2006

I'm not sure about their Lasik gear, but I strongly recommend their home appendectomy kit. The cool thing is you get to keep all the scalpels.
posted by rolypolyman at 2:29 PM on April 24, 2006

In reference gurple's post not allowed comment above, it's sad that the error is preventing you from seeing the actual page.
posted by elbie at 6:36 PM on April 24, 2006

Should I bring all my shoes and glasses? So I have them?
posted by Smedleyman at 8:57 AM on April 25, 2006

Dr. Khadim has nice glasses.
posted by robot at 3:03 PM on April 25, 2006

Totally brilliant. I read somewhere that the click-through fee on the term Lasik is one of the biggest.
posted by Mid at 3:10 PM on April 25, 2006

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