When Sports Fans Go Mad
March 31, 2007 5:48 AM   Subscribe

When Sports Fans Go Mad. Just in time for your NCAA Final Four weekend: a celebration of sports fans' best and worst pranks, taunts, and hijinks. This ain't no Brady Bunch episode. Some require the skills of a tattoo artist. Some are confusing. Some are about public humiliation. This one, however, really takes the cake.
posted by papoon (14 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
you mean, the urinal cake?
posted by growabrain at 6:37 AM on March 31, 2007

The penis being tattooed on the back of the rival team supporter is simply wonderful. Nothing about that story could be improved.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 6:39 AM on March 31, 2007

growabrain writes "you mean, the urinal cake?

That last link was rather puzzling. Do Penis fans usually hang around at the urinals in US sports stadiums?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:05 AM on March 31, 2007

I thought this was sports fans going mad.
posted by adamvasco at 7:58 AM on March 31, 2007

On A-Rod's first trip back to Seattle with the Texas Rangers after he'd signed his 250 million dollar contract, a fan in the first row behind the on-deck circle whipped out a fishing pole from which he'd suspended a comically large dollar bill. He proceeded to dangle it right near A-Rod, who steadfastly ignored it, and the guffaws of the fans. Even the Texas Rangers color guy, Tom Grieve, thought it was hilarious.
posted by popechunk at 8:40 AM on March 31, 2007

Attention college sports fans: Never, never, never hold up signs supplied by your team's "Pep Squad" without seeing student IDs. There is an 85% chance it is a prank by your rival (or the dude from zug.com).

If Harvard even HAS a Pep Squad I'll eat my Bachelors degree.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:28 AM on March 31, 2007

Turtles, that's PENS fan, as in, short for Penguins.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:30 AM on March 31, 2007

Rock Steady: you have me confused with another guy--I'm just the fan of the dick tattoo story. However, please be assured I have brought your comment to Mr McDermott's attention.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 10:12 AM on March 31, 2007

In the case of the guy with the tattoo, I guess it really would have been better to be pissed on than pissed off.
posted by SteveTheRed at 10:17 AM on March 31, 2007

posted by Rock Steady at 10:34 AM on March 31, 2007

And to be truthful, I knew they were really writing Pens. It's just that every time I saw the word 'Pens' and 'urinal' in the same sentence, my brain kept on parsing it as 'penis'.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:33 PM on March 31, 2007

It's understandable why you would read "Pens," "penis," Peter.
posted by papoon at 12:59 PM on March 31, 2007

That USC/Cal story was hilarious!
posted by phaedon at 3:46 PM on March 31, 2007

Olympi... olympi... olympiakos... omada omadarraaa mouuuu
posted by phaedon at 3:47 PM on March 31, 2007

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