Paris Hilton Autopsy
April 27, 2007 9:22 AM   Subscribe

The artist who explored the beginning of life last year presents his meditation on the end of life, designed to teach kids about the hazards of underage drinking.
posted by rottytooth (22 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
At least you didn't call your own follow-up "excellent".
posted by Burhanistan at 9:24 AM on April 27, 2007

...Paris's legs up in stirrups for postmortem pelvic examination...

Which explains the "sexy" (if that word can be used to describe a dead person or Paris Hilton in any state) pose. Does this guy have sex on the brain or did he surmise this was the only way to get anyone to look at it?
posted by DU at 9:26 AM on April 27, 2007

I caught this on some other blog, and my brain hasn't quite wrapped itself around this yet. The non-sequitor is just too much for my poor addled noggin. I mean seriously, no more drugs for that man.
posted by Skorgu at 9:32 AM on April 27, 2007

pretty amazing that, similar to his depiction of britney spears giving birth doggy style, this guy poses paris in a way that does not mesh with autopsy positioning (yes, her legs would TOTALLY be in stirrups for a "postmortem pelvic examination" after she died from drinking or something. sure.) but conveniently shows off her snatch. plus, the way her back is arched like that? corpses do that all the time. and they also wear tiaras. and have their dogs licking them during autopsy prep. and their cell phones.

but the real kicker is showing the supposedly dead body of someone over 21 as a warning against "underage drinking." classic.
posted by shmegegge at 9:37 AM on April 27, 2007

Attention whore uses attention whore to whore for attention. I am poorer for having given him any of mine.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:38 AM on April 27, 2007 [3 favorites]

excuse me, paris apparently died from drunk driving, which clearly ALWAYS involves a pelvic examination during autopsy. right?
posted by shmegegge at 9:40 AM on April 27, 2007

posted by Alex404 at 9:50 AM on April 27, 2007

I don't understand. Why does Paris look like she's getting off, and where is the open abdominal cavity I keep hearing about in the press material?
posted by OmieWise at 9:52 AM on April 27, 2007

Hackity hack hack. This belongs in the shameful statues of the 21st century post.
posted by Mister_A at 9:56 AM on April 27, 2007

I can't wait for his sculpture using Nicole Richie to illustrate the dangers of anorexia.
posted by TedW at 10:24 AM on April 27, 2007

Could someone give Daniel Edwards a little shove? He appears to be stuck.
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 10:35 AM on April 27, 2007

Er, I thought these statues were parody, mocking the sex they portray. Am I alone in this?
posted by Richard Daly at 11:18 AM on April 27, 2007

Hopefully he used a dead Paris Hilton as a reference.
posted by quarter waters and a bag of chips at 11:22 AM on April 27, 2007

Excellent statue.

For high school juniors and seniors, the dangers of underage drinking are minimal.

The dangers of underage drinking and driving are maximal, however, if that's a word.
posted by mrgrimm at 11:34 AM on April 27, 2007

Right. And this is a statue designed to teach the importance of good hygiene. This one is about circumcision, immigration, and the declawing and neutering of cats.

And who could forget this one, which is about a plate of beans.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 11:38 AM on April 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

That conch shell looks like lady parts, CF12.
posted by Mister_A at 12:19 PM on April 27, 2007

That conch shell looks like lady parts, CF12.

Female circumcision, then.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 12:44 PM on April 27, 2007

The dangers of underage drinking and driving are maximal, however, if that's a word.

The Maximals are descendents of the Autobots.
posted by Burhanistan at 12:52 PM on April 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

'Paris Hilton Autopsy' Educates New York City Teens, Offers Capla Kesting Fine Art Interactive Drunk Driving PSA Promotes Safe Prom'

Stupidest. Excuse. EVER. for making a dumb cast of a be-tiarred Paris Hilton in a provocative, gut spilling pose. Fellow needs to GHOFB if he has something to say, 'cause his art and his message only say "cognitive dissonance".
posted by oneirodynia at 1:24 PM on April 27, 2007

Wait, huh? And why does that 'dog' have such a human-like rear end?
posted by ninjew at 1:38 PM on April 27, 2007

Yup, you're on to somthing with that doggy butt. I noticed that too (but didn't get too close).

BTW, that reminds me of an old version of "Louie, Louie" with nasty lyrics about dog sex. Anybody ever heard that?
posted by MarshallPoe at 3:06 PM on April 27, 2007

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