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March 5, 2001 11:11 AM   Subscribe

Dart Pigeon! Beware, this is what happens when you cut funding for the arts in our schools.
posted by bryanboyer (25 comments total)
That monkey with a sword is pretty scary, but the the gun dog could be more dangerous.
posted by mathowie at 11:17 AM on March 5, 2001

Upon close examination, I must concur: That monkey would probably bust hella shit up with that sword.
posted by argybarg at 11:19 AM on March 5, 2001

This is pretty charming. I wonder how old he is?
posted by frykitty at 11:20 AM on March 5, 2001

At first I thought you were picking on some fourth grade retard with a Geocities site, then I noticed his email address. Am I reading that right? Does Jess go to the University of Michigan?
posted by Mekon at 11:21 AM on March 5, 2001

Must resist urge to make note of the supieriority of Ohio State students compared to Michigan students..
posted by zempf at 11:25 AM on March 5, 2001

Must resist urge to make note of superiority of Canadian students compared to American students....
posted by PWA_BadBoy at 11:28 AM on March 5, 2001

I like his lack of HTML knowledge too.

"I don't know how to make links, so if you want to see more pictures, put a "2", and so on, after "flyingsnake" in the web address. "
posted by PWA_BadBoy at 11:30 AM on March 5, 2001

Silly boy,

ctrl-shift-a to build links. I thought everybody knew that!
posted by OneBallJay at 11:35 AM on March 5, 2001

Sneaky dingo? Skydive cheetah? Why do I get the feeling that he named all of his drawings after lame dance clubs?
posted by chino at 11:35 AM on March 5, 2001

I guess it is his email address.
posted by tippiedog at 11:37 AM on March 5, 2001

If this is our boy, you can probe more of his psyche via his letters to the editor (and here). I don't know how to take you to a spot on the page, so just run a search for "Herzog" and so on.
posted by chino at 11:51 AM on March 5, 2001

Maybe the skydive cheetah is heading for one of those hot dog stands around U-M.
posted by OneBallJay at 11:59 AM on March 5, 2001

pwa-badboy: not to be overly precise but as a user of Hotmail I know it is not spelled HTML
posted by Postroad at 12:54 PM on March 5, 2001

Postroad: Hm??????
posted by PWA_BadBoy at 1:28 PM on March 5, 2001

I have to assume it's a joke. I have to assume that even Postroad knows what HyperText Markup Language is. The alternative is just too horriffic to contemplate.
posted by harmful at 1:49 PM on March 5, 2001

Must resist urge to make note of the superiority of Illinois students dropouts compared to Michigan students..

(I assume a self-link is ok deep down in a whimsical thread?)
posted by smeat at 2:41 PM on March 5, 2001

I'll bite.


That might be me, might not. You never know.
posted by mblandi at 2:43 PM on March 5, 2001

Things I doodled today:
some fetuses and weird troll-candy-clowns(?!?!) saying random phrases. Also many mungled-up symbols vaguely resembling dollar signs.

Didn't we just have a thread dealing with this? I can't find it though...
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:46 PM on March 5, 2001

Y'know, I'm not sure that monkey should be swinging that sword around...seeing as she's, y'know, expecting and all...
posted by jpoulos at 3:25 PM on March 5, 2001

posted by machaus at 3:34 PM on March 5, 2001

Must resist urge to make note of superiority of Michigan State students compared to University of Michigan students....

posted by iceberg273 at 4:00 PM on March 5, 2001

Brings to mind Chicken Cow, no?

posted by sonofsamiam at 4:11 PM on March 5, 2001

Hey iceberg273, I'm with you! Go State!
posted by Taken Outtacontext at 11:26 AM on March 6, 2001

oh look, it's become a Big 10 rivalry. isn't that sweet? (and yes, go green, go white, or go home!)
posted by allstar at 4:53 PM on March 12, 2001

See, in the Big Ten, the rivalry makes us tough. Hence the following March Madness factoid:
In the history of the NCAA Tournament, only five times has there been seven schools selected from a single Conference in one year. The Big Ten has earned that honor on four of those occasions, as seven Conference schools were picked for the 2001 NCAA Tournament. The Big Ten also collected seven bids in 1999, 1994 and 1990. The Big East is the only other conference to accomplish the feat even once (1991). source
posted by iceberg273 at 5:33 PM on March 12, 2001

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