Once upon a time almost everyone was a biogenic robot.
October 11, 2007 3:42 PM Subscribe
Trevorsoft just might be the new Time Cube.
Trevor helped make Windows 3.1 and XP Home. Now he wants his money back and he is angry.
So create a society, change the weather, become a soldier, nominate someone, or just get $25. Oh and remember: planet Venus is a good place to visit and live.
Trevor helped make Windows 3.1 and XP Home. Now he wants his money back and he is angry.
So create a society, change the weather, become a soldier, nominate someone, or just get $25. Oh and remember: planet Venus is a good place to visit and live.
Pff. You educated fool, this is barely equivalent to one rotation of a timecube, and a timecube has SIX rotations!
posted by Artw at 3:49 PM on October 11, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by Artw at 3:49 PM on October 11, 2007 [2 favorites]
Not being familiar with Time Cube, I needed to look it up. For others like me check out the website and Wikipedia entry. I also found that this previous MeFi thread (December 12, 2001) offers some context.
posted by ericb at 3:52 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by ericb at 3:52 PM on October 11, 2007
You forgot the "laughing at the mentally ill" tag.
posted by R_Nebblesworth at 3:53 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by R_Nebblesworth at 3:53 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
You forgot the "laughing at the mentally ill" tag.
YM "LOLCRAZYPEOPLE". HTH.
posted by dersins at 3:55 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
YM "LOLCRAZYPEOPLE". HTH.
posted by dersins at 3:55 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
This appears to be a rock solid website. Perhaps I will enter my social security number in order to subscribe to his newsletter.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 3:57 PM on October 11, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by BitterOldPunk at 3:57 PM on October 11, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane
Eponysterical!
posted by infinitywaltz at 3:57 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
Eponysterical!
posted by infinitywaltz at 3:57 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
Finally, we have found a programmer for the Hybrid computer game. (see here)
posted by Gary at 4:05 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Gary at 4:05 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
No way. This makes much more sense than TimeCube.
posted by jeffamaphone at 4:05 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by jeffamaphone at 4:05 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
This page is for member benefits. You can pick and choose what you want to do in the New World Order, Six Countries, One World Government, One World Banking System. Pick one country first and then check off your preferences.
YES! This is perfect for me.
I'm going to sign up for:
Premier
President
CEO
Health Food Store worker
PRISON GUARD
Keith Trevor Larson's Best Friend
posted by thehmsbeagle at 4:15 PM on October 11, 2007
YES! This is perfect for me.
I'm going to sign up for:
Premier
President
CEO
Health Food Store worker
PRISON GUARD
Keith Trevor Larson's Best Friend
posted by thehmsbeagle at 4:15 PM on October 11, 2007
Do you wish to fight Keith Trevor Larson in military combat? Yes or no?
Check here if you wish to fight against Keith Trevor Larson in military combat.
Check here if you are a pacifist.
Check here if you are spiteful.
Check here if you are defensive.
This is my dream website.
posted by thehmsbeagle at 4:18 PM on October 11, 2007
Check here if you wish to fight against Keith Trevor Larson in military combat.
Check here if you are a pacifist.
Check here if you are spiteful.
Check here if you are defensive.
This is my dream website.
posted by thehmsbeagle at 4:18 PM on October 11, 2007
Dude likes forms.
posted by boo_radley at 4:23 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by boo_radley at 4:23 PM on October 11, 2007
Err not so much TimeCube but perhaps more one fragment of the long tail of a structured search engine optimization campaign and/or spam-harvester. Or worse.
posted by loquacious at 4:24 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by loquacious at 4:24 PM on October 11, 2007
There can be only one Time Cube, the universe cannot contain two.
posted by doctor_negative at 4:30 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by doctor_negative at 4:30 PM on October 11, 2007
Bank of Montreal is a division of Keith Trevor Larson.
Awesome. Good to know this dude controls my bank.
And good to know we're laughing at a Canadian crazy person. Yes, the CRTC does pay me to post Can-Con on MetaFilter
posted by GuyZero at 4:32 PM on October 11, 2007
Awesome. Good to know this dude controls my bank.
And good to know we're laughing at a Canadian crazy person. Yes, the CRTC does pay me to post Can-Con on MetaFilter
posted by GuyZero at 4:32 PM on October 11, 2007
This is kind of like if Scientology existed with only one person in it.
posted by brain cloud at 4:46 PM on October 11, 2007 [4 favorites]
posted by brain cloud at 4:46 PM on October 11, 2007 [4 favorites]
Atomic Energy Commission provides us with power and energy electricity.
Fuel Rods are but into the burner. Fuel rods are about 10 feet long and take a long time to burn. Fuel rods last about 3 hours. The turbine system and power multipliers make power for almost the entire world. We are now on atomic energy power from fuel rods.
Fuel rods are a byproduct of petroleum. Fuel rods are not made from oil or gasoline.
Fuel rods burn slowly and steady. We can't live without fuel rods for the burners at the Atomic Energy Comission.
posted by Bonzai at 4:46 PM on October 11, 2007
Fuel Rods are but into the burner. Fuel rods are about 10 feet long and take a long time to burn. Fuel rods last about 3 hours. The turbine system and power multipliers make power for almost the entire world. We are now on atomic energy power from fuel rods.
Fuel rods are a byproduct of petroleum. Fuel rods are not made from oil or gasoline.
Fuel rods burn slowly and steady. We can't live without fuel rods for the burners at the Atomic Energy Comission.
posted by Bonzai at 4:46 PM on October 11, 2007
Biogenic robots are better than human evolution. Become a biogenic robot today.
It's a hell of a pitch.
posted by cortex at 4:46 PM on October 11, 2007
It's a hell of a pitch.
posted by cortex at 4:46 PM on October 11, 2007
Weather is sometimes natural, real, and imaginary.
That "and" just slays me.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 4:57 PM on October 11, 2007
That "and" just slays me.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 4:57 PM on October 11, 2007
Gene Ray and I were in discussion between at the turn of the millenium. I have hours of recordings. Point of interest: He speaks fluent Southern.
As for Bank of Montreal, duh. Like where have you been?
posted by humannaire at 4:58 PM on October 11, 2007
As for Bank of Montreal, duh. Like where have you been?
posted by humannaire at 4:58 PM on October 11, 2007
The national anthem of the New World Order is Dancing Queen by Abba.
I.am.sold.
posted by Infinite Jest at 5:03 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
I.am.sold.
posted by Infinite Jest at 5:03 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
The national anthem of the New World Order is ...
Shouldn't it be something from New Order?
How about something from 'Republic' or 'Power, Corruption & Lies?'
Or, let's just go with 'Bizarre Love Triangle.'
posted by ericb at 5:10 PM on October 11, 2007
Shouldn't it be something from New Order?
How about something from 'Republic' or 'Power, Corruption & Lies?'
Or, let's just go with 'Bizarre Love Triangle.'
posted by ericb at 5:10 PM on October 11, 2007
It least this one is in favor of the New World Order and One World Government. That's refreshing. He probably has a really positive attitude towards black helicopters as well.
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 5:12 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 5:12 PM on October 11, 2007
Meh... timecube guy's sold out and gone all commercial and heavy.
posted by pompomtom at 5:22 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by pompomtom at 5:22 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
When I discovered that several pages ask you for personal information--including passport numbers, SIN, etc.--I stopped finding the site quite as humorous.
Ugh.
posted by Ricky_gr10 at 5:27 PM on October 11, 2007
Ugh.
posted by Ricky_gr10 at 5:27 PM on October 11, 2007
Not a bad looking web site .... FOR A CRAZY PERSON.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 6:00 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by Benny Andajetz at 6:00 PM on October 11, 2007
Hey, at least he's not running for president.
posted by Johnny Assay at 6:36 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Johnny Assay at 6:36 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
Bipolar 2.0
posted by CynicalKnight at 6:52 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by CynicalKnight at 6:52 PM on October 11, 2007 [1 favorite]
Speaking of time cube... how about a serious claim of two dimensions of time?
posted by five fresh fish at 7:17 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by five fresh fish at 7:17 PM on October 11, 2007
Thanks for reminding me about that guy, Johnny Assay.
"There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances."
posted by roll truck roll at 7:40 PM on October 11, 2007
"There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances."
posted by roll truck roll at 7:40 PM on October 11, 2007
It's about green country. And green country.
posted by katillathehun at 7:57 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by katillathehun at 7:57 PM on October 11, 2007
Wow, he's really cleaned up TimeCube. The actually legible black on white font is oddly jarring in context.
Until you get down a little bit into those soothing primary colors and repeated phrases. Ah yes, I am home now. THIS is TimeCube.
posted by yhbc at 8:35 PM on October 11, 2007
Until you get down a little bit into those soothing primary colors and repeated phrases. Ah yes, I am home now. THIS is TimeCube.
posted by yhbc at 8:35 PM on October 11, 2007
Vancouver is a city with millions of people relaxing, working, and sleeping. Vancouver is a safe city with health people. Vancouver needs more coffee shops and casual restaurants. Vancouver needs to lower its taxes and keep big trees off the street.
I have to agree with him about this. Vancouver traffic wouldn't be half as bad if we could just keep those damn ents off the streets. For some reason, it's especially bad in Kits. Fucking trees there act like the streets have their names on them or something.
posted by [expletive deleted] at 8:55 PM on October 11, 2007
I have to agree with him about this. Vancouver traffic wouldn't be half as bad if we could just keep those damn ents off the streets. For some reason, it's especially bad in Kits. Fucking trees there act like the streets have their names on them or something.
posted by [expletive deleted] at 8:55 PM on October 11, 2007
I agree that it's not quite crazy enough for crazy. It's like crazy had a shower, shaved, got dressed up real nice and made it to their court date, crazy. I like my crazy raw, unedited, fucking nuts.
posted by mek at 9:28 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by mek at 9:28 PM on October 11, 2007
This page pays you $50.00 when submitted correctly.
posted by obvious at 10:32 PM on October 11, 2007
posted by obvious at 10:32 PM on October 11, 2007
There is a surplus of oil around the world. Oil must be made and utilized properly.
Once upon a time they thought that oil was the most natural substance ther was when it was a fossil fuel. Now oil is produced articially like making milk for the dairy industry and milk bottlers.
Poetry. I'm putting it on a t-shirt.
posted by eclectist at 11:43 PM on October 11, 2007
Once upon a time they thought that oil was the most natural substance ther was when it was a fossil fuel. Now oil is produced articially like making milk for the dairy industry and milk bottlers.
Poetry. I'm putting it on a t-shirt.
posted by eclectist at 11:43 PM on October 11, 2007
Have you ever tried to discredit Keith Trevor Larson, Trevor Larson, Tall Palm Tree, Tamir, Shetland Sheepdog, King Trevor?
I think someone's putting us on.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 12:13 AM on October 12, 2007
I think someone's putting us on.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 12:13 AM on October 12, 2007
Planet Venus moves smoothly.
I mean, that's just le sexy sexy.
posted by From Bklyn at 1:02 AM on October 12, 2007
I mean, that's just le sexy sexy.
posted by From Bklyn at 1:02 AM on October 12, 2007
I have so much to teach you, but
you ignore me you evil asses.
Hey! I don't remember that on the old TimeCube! Nice phrasing, though.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 1:17 AM on October 12, 2007
you ignore me you evil asses.
Hey! I don't remember that on the old TimeCube! Nice phrasing, though.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 1:17 AM on October 12, 2007
The Stock Markets around the world are forever changing. They go up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
Stock markets fluctuate and move around constantly daily. Stock markets are unpredictable, risky, and yet even though possible loss can also be profitable.
Stock markets are mechanical, dynamic, and biogenic robot.
Wait.....is he insane or Thomas Friedman?
posted by Avenger at 2:43 AM on October 12, 2007 [3 favorites]
Stock markets fluctuate and move around constantly daily. Stock markets are unpredictable, risky, and yet even though possible loss can also be profitable.
Stock markets are mechanical, dynamic, and biogenic robot.
Wait.....is he insane or Thomas Friedman?
posted by Avenger at 2:43 AM on October 12, 2007 [3 favorites]
This reads like he's doing it on purpose.Agreed. I think this site's a hoax. He claims to be God, says God talks to him, thinks he's a millionaire... all the stereotypical "crazy person" delusions. But he also has a really good vocabulary. This has to be fake.
posted by hjo3 at 6:19 AM on October 12, 2007
Wait.....is he insane or Thomas Friedman?
Is there a difference?
posted by slogger at 9:09 AM on October 12, 2007
Is there a difference?
posted by slogger at 9:09 AM on October 12, 2007
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posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 3:42 PM on October 11, 2007