Some faaabulous music videos.
October 22, 2007 2:39 AM   Subscribe

Now that it's OK2BGAY, you can totally meet up with other dudes for Soccer Practice and hardly anyone cares. Can I get a What What?
posted by hjo3 (26 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
 
You can play tennis with a gay person. Really!

Just after the game you say, "I'm gonna get a beer, what's you gonna do ?"

--"I think I'm gonna suck some guy's dick."

"Well, I'll see you later. You go suck that dick, I'm gonna have a beer."
posted by uncanny hengeman at 3:14 AM on October 22, 2007


Seriously?
posted by empyrean at 3:48 AM on October 22, 2007


I don't think they have anything to do with the site design, it's way shy of fabulous.
posted by maxwelton at 4:36 AM on October 22, 2007


No YouNoobs, a greasmonkey script for hiding the comments on youtube. I recommend activating it before visiting gay clips.

(and by the way, I think there are way more fabulous clips to find than those eurotrash laughing stock clichés.)
posted by kolophon at 4:42 AM on October 22, 2007


there are way more fabulous clips

Old school vs. New school.

(Though I thought Soccer Practice was great. The first and last clips, not so much.)
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:49 AM on October 22, 2007


Also, if you'd turned off the comments, you'd miss this gem:

"Miss Hunny, who eva posted this cunty expression of history, chile chicken fish and grits i need to know where ya'll get ya'll shoes from cuz hunny they r cunt to the T yessss miss lady yesss!!! please let me know ASAP!!"
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:53 AM on October 22, 2007


Oh yes, we homos are a funny lot! Do you know we are all skilled interior decorators, too? Knee slapping hilarity, we are!
posted by moonbird at 6:26 AM on October 22, 2007


And some of us actually have a sense of humor. Who knew?
posted by hjo3 at 6:38 AM on October 22, 2007


Man, homosexuality is almost as funny as Judeism!
posted by Pollomacho at 6:38 AM on October 22, 2007


Besides, I genuinely enjoy those first two songs.
posted by hjo3 at 6:39 AM on October 22, 2007


moonbird, in the spirit of homo love, let me put on my flannel shirt and toolbelt, and I will build you a fabulous house that you can decorate to your heart's content. And then I will go tell jokes with hjo3.

these are the things that girlhomos do.
posted by spinturtle at 6:51 AM on October 22, 2007 [2 favorites]


waitaminute, flannel shirts=homo? Oh dear...
posted by jonmc at 7:15 AM on October 22, 2007


Nobody knows you're a lesbian, jon.
posted by WolfDaddy at 7:16 AM on October 22, 2007


(also, in a tangential issue, over at MeCha we decided that 'straight' was too dull a word to describe the glories of het love. We now are called 'Otherfuckers.' Y'know, as opposed to Samefuckers)
posted by jonmc at 7:17 AM on October 22, 2007 [2 favorites]


Huh. I'm surprised you didn't add Gay Boyfriend into the mix while you were doing your exhaustive search for "gay" on the youtubes.
posted by miss lynnster at 7:37 AM on October 22, 2007 [3 favorites]


jonmc's a lesbian??!!! Stoked!

*gets into UHaul, drives to jonmc's house*
posted by rtha at 8:33 AM on October 22, 2007


This is so much less painful.

In myriad ways.
posted by squasha at 9:17 AM on October 22, 2007


So the theme of this post is that there are gays on YouTube?

The gay neighbors moved into Wisteria Lane last night. Clips: 1, 2 and 3.
posted by ericb at 9:17 AM on October 22, 2007


jonmc's a lesbian??!!! Stoked!

Yes. I'm a lesbian. With a big dick and a beard.

Is there beer in that U-Haul, dude?
posted by jonmc at 9:50 AM on October 22, 2007


Less painful, yes. But I don't know. When a video was specifically created just for and by a band called "The Ukes of Hazzard?" The singing sucked, admittedly... but to keep all of the band's visuals and turn their song techno, taking out their ukuleles and music almost entirely? Just doesn't feel quite kosher. They put a lot of hard work into filming that thing to promote themselves.
posted by miss lynnster at 11:00 AM on October 22, 2007


Is there beer in that U-Haul, dude?

Wait, they rent U-Hauls without beer? Fuck that!
posted by rtha at 12:22 PM on October 22, 2007


The guy behind Soccer Practice Johnny McGovern, has a podcast that's pretty damn funny, if you like dick jokes, celebrity gossip, and raunchy frat boy humor, only instead of frat-boys, substitute a bunch of East Village queens and trannies. Johnny is also a cast member on The Logo network's Big Gay Sketch Show.
posted by billyfleetwood at 12:27 PM on October 22, 2007


Dude, Pizzazz was gay on Youtube LONG before it was cool to be gay on Youtube.
posted by Dr-Baa at 1:05 PM on October 22, 2007


Is it time to revisit Bearforce One now?

Hoo ha. Hoo hah!
posted by miss lynnster at 4:01 PM on October 22, 2007


Yesh, the Gay Boyfriend video is far superior with the ukes and the slightly off-key singing. Great video too. From the main post, clip 1 gave me hives, clip 2 I wanted to root for, but the lameness of the lyrics just overpowered me, and clip 3 was sublime. I mean, how can I resist lyrics like, "Be gentle / I'm delicate like a flower" ?

Also, Bearforce One rocks my world. Mostly ironically, yes, but part of me loves them with great sincerity.

Oh, and why is it that for every gay-related video I've seen on YouTube, the "recommended viewing" links after the video point to Gordon Ramsey clips? What is he doing in that kitchen?
posted by LMGM at 6:12 PM on October 22, 2007


I like the Japanese one of these, Hard Gay.
posted by solipsophistocracy at 6:41 PM on October 22, 2007


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