Cats 'n' Racks
June 2, 2008 11:59 AM Subscribe
Know what I'd like to see? Cats 'n' Packets. Guys in boxers and thongs, stuffing ferrets down there. Or kittens. Or a squirrel. Or a goat. A turtle, perhaps? Yes. A good idea.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 12:10 PM on June 2, 2008
posted by soundofsuburbia at 12:10 PM on June 2, 2008
WTF??
posted by yodelingisfun at 12:10 PM on June 2, 2008
posted by yodelingisfun at 12:10 PM on June 2, 2008
The squirrel one made me uncomfortable. YOU SHOULD NOT BE PUTTING WILD ANIMALS IN THERE LADIES!
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 12:11 PM on June 2, 2008
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 12:11 PM on June 2, 2008
sweater kittens?
posted by felix at 12:15 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by felix at 12:15 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
I can't look at any of these without having a visceral fear-of-claws reaction. Are these people crazy or just scratch fetishists?
posted by rokusan at 12:18 PM on June 2, 2008
posted by rokusan at 12:18 PM on June 2, 2008
Are these people crazy or just scratch fetishists?
Or the cats are decla-- forget I said that.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:25 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Or the cats are decla-- forget I said that.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:25 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
soundsofsuburbia: your wish is my command.
To make this picture even more awesome, it is of Tom Waits. Or, more precisely, of my TV screen, on which Tom Waits was shoving a fish he just caught down his pants during the awesome show/film Fishiiiiiiing... with Jooooohn. (The beginning of the third video has the money shot.)
John: I got a fish!
Tom: It's bigger than mine, John.
John: It looks like the same fish, Tom.
Tom: No, it can't be. The first one's in my pants.
posted by nosila at 12:30 PM on June 2, 2008 [9 favorites]
To make this picture even more awesome, it is of Tom Waits. Or, more precisely, of my TV screen, on which Tom Waits was shoving a fish he just caught down his pants during the awesome show/film Fishiiiiiiing... with Jooooohn. (The beginning of the third video has the money shot.)
John: I got a fish!
Tom: It's bigger than mine, John.
John: It looks like the same fish, Tom.
Tom: No, it can't be. The first one's in my pants.
posted by nosila at 12:30 PM on June 2, 2008 [9 favorites]
> Or the cats are decla-- forget I said that.
Everyone knows the vast majority of the animals on CU are posed corpses.
posted by The Card Cheat at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
Everyone knows the vast majority of the animals on CU are posed corpses.
posted by The Card Cheat at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
OK, I'll be the first one honest enough to favorite this ...
posted by jbickers at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008
posted by jbickers at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008
i'm well aware that there are some seriously disturbed people in the world. at last they can all congregate in one place.
posted by spish at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008
posted by spish at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008
Know what I'd like to see? Cats 'n' Packets.
OK.
posted by pracowity at 12:42 PM on June 2, 2008 [6 favorites]
OK.
posted by pracowity at 12:42 PM on June 2, 2008 [6 favorites]
I have no idea how those people got their cats wedged in their racks. I do, however, have a sense of why.
posted by The Bellman at 12:48 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by The Bellman at 12:48 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
This cat reminds me of men I've dated.
The description:
My cat, Tito, baking and nuzzling
Does "baking" mean something new to me in a cat context or did she get Tito stoned? The cat clearly is not making a cake or some ziti.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 1:02 PM on June 2, 2008
The description:
My cat, Tito, baking and nuzzling
Does "baking" mean something new to me in a cat context or did she get Tito stoned? The cat clearly is not making a cake or some ziti.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 1:02 PM on June 2, 2008
TOCT: sometimes cat people describe tito's actions (on his momma's tummy, not, er, what he's doing in the breastular region) as "making biscuits."
other people have taken that metaphor and abbreviated it to "baking."
pracowity: TOO PERFECT. as a matter of fact, i suspect that if you were to submit that video to cute overload, you'd become an instant celebrity there. (everybody's wish, right?)
...and, to the claw-fearful, breasts-can-only-be-sexual-objects weirdos: it feels really nice, for kitteh and mama, when kitteh snuggles up in your cleavage. and "feels really nice" has NO sexual patina to it. and claws are rarely a problem. it works best with a sports bra: kitteh's rump nestles in between the ole' dirty pillows, and then you're free to hear the unfettered purring of joy. and feel that sweet, soft fur aganst some of the most sensitive skin on a woman's body. ahhhhh. warm and comforting...and again NOT SEXUAL so quit it, wouldja?
posted by CitizenD at 1:11 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
other people have taken that metaphor and abbreviated it to "baking."
pracowity: TOO PERFECT. as a matter of fact, i suspect that if you were to submit that video to cute overload, you'd become an instant celebrity there. (everybody's wish, right?)
...and, to the claw-fearful, breasts-can-only-be-sexual-objects weirdos: it feels really nice, for kitteh and mama, when kitteh snuggles up in your cleavage. and "feels really nice" has NO sexual patina to it. and claws are rarely a problem. it works best with a sports bra: kitteh's rump nestles in between the ole' dirty pillows, and then you're free to hear the unfettered purring of joy. and feel that sweet, soft fur aganst some of the most sensitive skin on a woman's body. ahhhhh. warm and comforting...and again NOT SEXUAL so quit it, wouldja?
posted by CitizenD at 1:11 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Cats. 'n Kitties. Cats 'n kitties. Cats cats cats cats, kitties kitties kitties kitties.
posted by piratebowling at 1:24 PM on June 2, 2008 [10 favorites]
posted by piratebowling at 1:24 PM on June 2, 2008 [10 favorites]
I had to double-check to make sure I didn't know any of those women. A close friend of mine is notorious for carrying squirrels, rates, mice, snakes, lizards and/or kittens about in her cleavage.
posted by lekvar at 1:31 PM on June 2, 2008
posted by lekvar at 1:31 PM on June 2, 2008
I love me some cats and I love me some cleavage, but I resent the cognitive dissonance that occurs when you put the two together.
In essence, the "YOU'RE A KITTY" part of my brain and the "HURF DURF" part of my brain are activated simultaneously and I pass out at my computer.
I think it might be a very specific form of epilepsy.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:40 PM on June 2, 2008 [6 favorites]
In essence, the "YOU'RE A KITTY" part of my brain and the "HURF DURF" part of my brain are activated simultaneously and I pass out at my computer.
I think it might be a very specific form of epilepsy.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:40 PM on June 2, 2008 [6 favorites]
Strangely enough, that turned out to be exactly what I had imagined.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 1:53 PM on June 2, 2008
posted by kittens for breakfast at 1:53 PM on June 2, 2008
Evolution of the Camwhore
MySpace Facebook FLICKR CATS 'N' RACKS
posted by katillathehun at 1:54 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
MySpace Facebook FLICKR CATS 'N' RACKS
posted by katillathehun at 1:54 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Personally, I'd rather look at one dopey tongue dog over any amount of boobie cats.
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 1:57 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 1:57 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
So wait. The concensus over the last two days is that we love this site but (generally) hate Sex and the City? I love cute overload, but I kind of hate what that says about us.
posted by onlyconnect at 2:09 PM on June 2, 2008
posted by onlyconnect at 2:09 PM on June 2, 2008
Where "Cat" is defined as any number of small, four-legged mammals.
*notices picture of snake 'n rack*
Crap.
*tries to find picture of cat sleeping on a pump-action shotgun*
See, because you rack it...
*fails*
posted by quin at 2:11 PM on June 2, 2008
*notices picture of snake 'n rack*
Crap.
*tries to find picture of cat sleeping on a pump-action shotgun*
See, because you rack it...
*fails*
posted by quin at 2:11 PM on June 2, 2008
This cannot be complete without the xkcd reference.
posted by Narual at 2:12 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Narual at 2:12 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
i'm well aware that there are some seriously disturbed people in the world. at last they can all congregate in one place.
posted by spish
Yeah, and we paid 5 bucks for the privilege.
Also, MYSPACE: cats or lesbians
posted by slimepuppy at 2:38 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by spish
Yeah, and we paid 5 bucks for the privilege.
Also, MYSPACE: cats or lesbians
posted by slimepuppy at 2:38 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
sweater kittens?
go ahead and GAWK at the snuggle...kittens.
posted by anazgnos at 2:49 PM on June 2, 2008
go ahead and GAWK at the snuggle...kittens.
posted by anazgnos at 2:49 PM on June 2, 2008
Who else wants to be a cute little kitteh because of this?
*raises hand*
posted by WalterMitty at 3:47 PM on June 2, 2008
*raises hand*
posted by WalterMitty at 3:47 PM on June 2, 2008
I was expecting sweet pussy cats and a place to nestle your shotgun in this post.
Thread delivers.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 5:38 PM on June 2, 2008
Thread delivers.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 5:38 PM on June 2, 2008
So wait. The concensus over the last two days is that we love this site but (generally) hate Sex and the City? I love cute overload, but I kind of hate what that says about us.
(Long pause, before speaking in Nigel Tufnel voice, while looking at you in uncomprehending fashion.): These are cats 'n' racks.
posted by raysmj at 7:39 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
(Long pause, before speaking in Nigel Tufnel voice, while looking at you in uncomprehending fashion.): These are cats 'n' racks.
posted by raysmj at 7:39 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
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