Smell like a Pope
April 20, 2010 5:55 AM Subscribe
The Pope's Cologne - Does what it says on the bottle.
saladin: "The Pope's Cologne - Does what it says on the bottle."
It sweeps scandals under the rug?
posted by bwg at 5:58 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
It sweeps scandals under the rug?
posted by bwg at 5:58 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
It attracts young boys like a fly to honey.
posted by Dick Laurent is Dead at 5:58 AM on April 20, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by Dick Laurent is Dead at 5:58 AM on April 20, 2010 [5 favorites]
Hello worshippers.
Look at your priest. Now back to me. Now back at your priest. Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
posted by lucien_reeve at 6:03 AM on April 20, 2010 [22 favorites]
Look at your priest. Now back to me. Now back at your priest. Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
posted by lucien_reeve at 6:03 AM on April 20, 2010 [22 favorites]
I use Rancid Polecat number two. It keeps my skin nice and scaly.
posted by Mayor Curley at 6:06 AM on April 20, 2010
posted by Mayor Curley at 6:06 AM on April 20, 2010
The Pope’s Cologne is a classic Old World cologne made from the private formula of Pope Pius IX (1792-1878).
"Umm, what's that Cologne you're wearing, baby?"
"Pope Pius IX."
Nope. I just don't see how that's gonna work.
posted by three blind mice at 6:07 AM on April 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
"Umm, what's that Cologne you're wearing, baby?"
"Pope Pius IX."
Nope. I just don't see how that's gonna work.
posted by three blind mice at 6:07 AM on April 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
Better this than the Pope's colon.
posted by ursus_comiter at 6:08 AM on April 20, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by ursus_comiter at 6:08 AM on April 20, 2010 [4 favorites]
Nope. I just don't see how that's gonna work.
Of course it'll work. It's infallible.
posted by DU at 6:10 AM on April 20, 2010 [14 favorites]
Of course it'll work. It's infallible.
posted by DU at 6:10 AM on April 20, 2010 [14 favorites]
Also, your title should have been "smells like teens and younger".
posted by DU at 6:11 AM on April 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by DU at 6:11 AM on April 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
Smells like teen spirit.
posted by fleetmouse at 6:15 AM on April 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by fleetmouse at 6:15 AM on April 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
Let me be the first to say... Popesi Blue.
more like Popesi Blew.
posted by gman at 6:15 AM on April 20, 2010
more like Popesi Blew.
posted by gman at 6:15 AM on April 20, 2010
Because when I'm heading out on the town I want to smell like a virgin who covers up for his buddies when they fuck kids.
posted by Silentgoldfish at 6:17 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Silentgoldfish at 6:17 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
Silentgoldfish: "Because when I'm heading out on the town I want to smell like a virgin who covers up for his buddies when they fuck kids."
Now, that's a little over the top.
Do you really think the Pope's a virgin?!
posted by misha at 6:22 AM on April 20, 2010 [18 favorites]
Now, that's a little over the top.
Do you really think the Pope's a virgin?!
posted by misha at 6:22 AM on April 20, 2010 [18 favorites]
Because when I'm heading out on the town I want to smell like a virgin who covers up for his buddies when they fuck kids.
That's the fragrance under development "John Paul II."
Makes you smell like a saint even if you stink to high heavens.
posted by three blind mice at 6:32 AM on April 20, 2010
That's the fragrance under development "John Paul II."
Makes you smell like a saint even if you stink to high heavens.
posted by three blind mice at 6:32 AM on April 20, 2010
Come on, people. Smells like teen holy spirit.
posted by emelenjr at 6:34 AM on April 20, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by emelenjr at 6:34 AM on April 20, 2010 [4 favorites]
I dare one of you to write for a free sample.
I dont' know anyone who wants to smell like 1878
posted by stormpooper at 6:35 AM on April 20, 2010
I dont' know anyone who wants to smell like 1878
posted by stormpooper at 6:35 AM on April 20, 2010
I've been using pope on a rope soap for years.
posted by schwa at 6:38 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by schwa at 6:38 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
I smell a Ratzenberger.
Pope, not John. John smells like beer.
posted by bwg at 6:41 AM on April 20, 2010
Pope, not John. John smells like beer.
posted by bwg at 6:41 AM on April 20, 2010
Yes, I'm aware the Pope's name is Ratzinger.
I was playing on the confusion the media had with the actor.
posted by bwg at 6:46 AM on April 20, 2010
I was playing on the confusion the media had with the actor.
posted by bwg at 6:46 AM on April 20, 2010
I smell a Ratzenberger.
Pope, not John. John smells like beer.
Now I'm envisioning a Cheers/College of Cardinals mashup. Except we need Norm to be played by Ratzenberger so that when he walks in they can all yell "Pope!" and then Cliff can ask him how his day went, with an inevitable zinger and hilarious results. (Also, Sam's sex addiction would be with kids and hidden instead of played for laughs.)
posted by DU at 6:57 AM on April 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
Pope, not John. John smells like beer.
Now I'm envisioning a Cheers/College of Cardinals mashup. Except we need Norm to be played by Ratzenberger so that when he walks in they can all yell "Pope!" and then Cliff can ask him how his day went, with an inevitable zinger and hilarious results. (Also, Sam's sex addiction would be with kids and hidden instead of played for laughs.)
posted by DU at 6:57 AM on April 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
"Pope!"
posted by norm at 7:01 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by norm at 7:01 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
Let me be the first to say... Popesi Blue.
OK. But I bet you can't say "Pope Coke" five times.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:02 AM on April 20, 2010
OK. But I bet you can't say "Pope Coke" five times.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:02 AM on April 20, 2010
The Odour of Sanctity.
... so that Thy Church, as the fruit of good works, may unite in giving forth the perfume of the ointment of that flower sprung from the root of Jesse and which is the mystical flower of the field and lily of the valleys, and remain happy without end in eternal glory together with all the saints
posted by Phanx at 7:44 AM on April 20, 2010
... so that Thy Church, as the fruit of good works, may unite in giving forth the perfume of the ointment of that flower sprung from the root of Jesse and which is the mystical flower of the field and lily of the valleys, and remain happy without end in eternal glory together with all the saints
posted by Phanx at 7:44 AM on April 20, 2010
It's still more interesting than most of the celebrity fragrances out there. Although I could not find any description of the notes on the bottle. Seems like a novelty act to me.
posted by medea42 at 8:11 AM on April 20, 2010
posted by medea42 at 8:11 AM on April 20, 2010
The ideal fragrance for the discerning kidnapper.
posted by felix betachat at 8:25 AM on April 20, 2010
posted by felix betachat at 8:25 AM on April 20, 2010
Next product: Eau d'Tarkin. So people can recognize your foul stench scent as soon as they're brought on board.
posted by hippybear at 9:27 AM on April 20, 2010
posted by hippybear at 9:27 AM on April 20, 2010
Well, I know what to get my dad for Xmas next year.
Shuddup. He'll think it's funny. Then he'll daub it on and demand that people genuflect to him. Which will also be funny.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 10:10 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
Shuddup. He'll think it's funny. Then he'll daub it on and demand that people genuflect to him. Which will also be funny.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 10:10 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
The Pope Effect
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:05 PM on April 20, 2010
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:05 PM on April 20, 2010
As long as it doesn't make you smell like Shane McGowan.
posted by everichon at 4:12 PM on April 20, 2010
posted by everichon at 4:12 PM on April 20, 2010
I'm sure it's great but I'm just going to go roll in something, thanks.
posted by Wolfdog at 4:52 PM on April 20, 2010
posted by Wolfdog at 4:52 PM on April 20, 2010
Evilspork: "I wonder if it's anything like Cumming ."
At two fluid ounces? Gross.
posted by bwg at 6:22 PM on April 20, 2010
At two fluid ounces? Gross.
posted by bwg at 6:22 PM on April 20, 2010
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