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October 31, 2001 5:07 PM   Subscribe

eerie image of Usama Bin Laden on Shroud of Turin Osama bin Laden
posted by dilokiam (19 comments total)
 
So does that mean that the US is going to crucify Osama?
posted by wfrgms at 5:17 PM on October 31, 2001


It means we're going to put a 5.56mm (caliber) hole in the
front of his(towel) head and his brains will spew out all
over the ground from the back.
posted by BlitzK at 5:30 PM on October 31, 2001


Whoa there pardner. Somebody needs some exercise.
posted by crasspastor at 5:48 PM on October 31, 2001


I'm thinking meds...
posted by y2karl at 5:52 PM on October 31, 2001


wake me up when someone get's some proof that he's involved BEFORE our small little penis' demand gunplay.
posted by jcterminal at 6:16 PM on October 31, 2001


Speak for your own small little penis!

My small little penis wants bombs, and lots of ’em.
posted by gleemax at 6:29 PM on October 31, 2001


On second thought, my small little penis would be happy with some candy.
posted by gleemax at 6:47 PM on October 31, 2001


where you you put the cand...oh. I see.
posted by ColdChef at 7:03 PM on October 31, 2001


Wha.....? This is like the crying virgin mary, only in a fucked up digital bastardized way. Sensationalist at best.
posted by Benway at 7:19 PM on October 31, 2001


Pointless at best. Plus, his eyebrows don't match.
posted by Kikkoman at 7:23 PM on October 31, 2001


At last. Now we've proof that someone who may or may not have been from the Middle East, and who may or may not have been Jesus, looks vaguely like someone who looks more than vaguely Middle Eastern.
posted by Vetinari at 8:08 PM on October 31, 2001


The shroud of turin looks like a middle eastern man with a beard? I like the detective work that went into finding this!
posted by geoff. at 8:10 PM on October 31, 2001


You could probably do the same thing with a picture of Sean Connery and get a similar result.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:27 PM on October 31, 2001


Plus, his eyebrows don't match.

That's 'cause he forgot to add Bert.
posted by y2karl at 8:34 PM on October 31, 2001


Now we've proof that someone who may or may not have been from the Middle East, and who may or may not have been Jesus, looks vaguely like someone who looks more than vaguely Middle Eastern.

Reminds me of Black Adder:

Percy: You know, they do say that the Infanta's eyes are more beautiful than the famous Stone of Galveston.
Edmund: Mm! ... What?
Percy: The famous Stone of Galveston, My Lord.
Edmund: And what's that, exactly?
Percy: Well, it's a famous blue stone, and it comes from Galveston.
Edmund: I see. And what about it?
Percy: Well, My Lord, the Infanta's eyes are bluer than it, for a start.
Edmund: I see. And have you ever seen this stone?
Percy (nodding): No, not as such, My Lord, but I know a couple of people who have, and they say it's very very blue indeed.
Edmund: And have these people seen the Infanta's eyes?
Percy: No, I shouldn't think so, My Lord.
Edmund: And neither have you, presumably.
Percy: No, My Lord.
Edmund: So, what you're telling me, Percy, is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else you have never seen.
Percy: Yes, My Lord.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 8:49 PM on October 31, 2001


dilokiam: I'm shocked, shocked that two semitic gentlemen with similar facial hair seem to resemble one another!

jcterminal, please send a nice, scented personal note to the Taliban that they should turn him over for trial, and he'll be given all due rights of the accused. I'm sure they'll listen to you; they ignored those rude meanyheads over at the UN security council and our 1999 indictment of the man. It's probably just a paperwork oversight; they have so many terrorists around they can't extradite them fast enough.
posted by dhartung at 9:25 PM on October 31, 2001


It means we're going to put a 5.56mm (caliber) hole in the
front of his(towel) head and his brains will spew out all
over the ground from the back


No matter how many times I hear the words towel head they just seems to get funnier and funnier! I guess racism just amuses me no end.
posted by Saima at 3:30 AM on November 1, 2001


Some people think the phrase 'dune coon' is funny too, but not me.
posted by Karl at 7:39 AM on November 1, 2001


wow, that was ridiculously stupid.
posted by xochi at 11:07 AM on November 1, 2001


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