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February 16, 2011 3:20 PM Subscribe
That was funny.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:27 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:27 PM on February 16, 2011
Booze chugging aside, my only "oh no!" moment was when I saw the umbrella toothpick. Toothpicks are stabby! And therefore dangerous! But then I noticed that the tip was dulled.
Well played, drunk baby. Well played.
posted by phunniemee at 3:31 PM on February 16, 2011 [2 favorites]
Well played, drunk baby. Well played.
posted by phunniemee at 3:31 PM on February 16, 2011 [2 favorites]
I knew Europeans started drinking at a young age, but here's the proof, I guess.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:33 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:33 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
Reminded me of a young Anna Nicole Smith.
posted by Bushmiller at 3:37 PM on February 16, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by Bushmiller at 3:37 PM on February 16, 2011 [4 favorites]
I knew Europeans started drinking at a young age, but here's the proof, I guess.
Interesting, I took the baby to be emblematic of an American tourist. No specific reason, just the outfit (fanny-pack, bucket-hat) and general boorishness.
posted by 2bucksplus at 3:37 PM on February 16, 2011 [3 favorites]
Interesting, I took the baby to be emblematic of an American tourist. No specific reason, just the outfit (fanny-pack, bucket-hat) and general boorishness.
posted by 2bucksplus at 3:37 PM on February 16, 2011 [3 favorites]
Yes.
posted by brundlefly at 3:39 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by brundlefly at 3:39 PM on February 16, 2011
how is babby sloshed
posted by naju at 3:39 PM on February 16, 2011 [14 favorites]
posted by naju at 3:39 PM on February 16, 2011 [14 favorites]
how bar get wreckened
posted by _Lasar at 3:40 PM on February 16, 2011 [7 favorites]
posted by _Lasar at 3:40 PM on February 16, 2011 [7 favorites]
We've all had those nights, and doubt many of us had the sense to wear nappies.
posted by Abiezer at 3:40 PM on February 16, 2011 [9 favorites]
posted by Abiezer at 3:40 PM on February 16, 2011 [9 favorites]
It's like Crazy Heart for toddlers.
posted by phaedon at 3:43 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by phaedon at 3:43 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
Awww, when I'm drunk this exactly how cute I am.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 3:44 PM on February 16, 2011 [22 favorites]
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 3:44 PM on February 16, 2011 [22 favorites]
I like to read the tags as a chronological progression through the clip.
Giant baby served a drink by a tiny puppet person: funny
Giant baby keeps on drinking, and looks like a tiny adult: silly
Giant baby gets up, steals food from someone's plate, breaks a table: hilarious!
posted by filthy light thief at 3:47 PM on February 16, 2011 [4 favorites]
Giant baby served a drink by a tiny puppet person: funny
Giant baby keeps on drinking, and looks like a tiny adult: silly
Giant baby gets up, steals food from someone's plate, breaks a table: hilarious!
posted by filthy light thief at 3:47 PM on February 16, 2011 [4 favorites]
Yeah, I've been her.
posted by ThatCanadianGirl at 3:59 PM on February 16, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by ThatCanadianGirl at 3:59 PM on February 16, 2011 [2 favorites]
Awwwwwwwwwwww. What an adorable little drunk!
posted by Flunkie at 4:03 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Flunkie at 4:03 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
Heh. I laughed. I didn't want to like it. But I did. Reminds me of my son. At Christmas. At the age of 24.
posted by Splunge at 4:04 PM on February 16, 2011 [6 favorites]
posted by Splunge at 4:04 PM on February 16, 2011 [6 favorites]
This is why I never had any children.
posted by PareidoliaticBoy at 4:10 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by PareidoliaticBoy at 4:10 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
Why was there no "creepy puppet" warning?!
posted by mothershock at 4:10 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by mothershock at 4:10 PM on February 16, 2011
Lightweight.
posted by Optamystic at 4:11 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Optamystic at 4:11 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
that drunk baby is a jerk. i would fight that drunk baby if it stole my beanie weenies. that puppet is a wuss.
posted by elizardbits at 4:14 PM on February 16, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by elizardbits at 4:14 PM on February 16, 2011 [2 favorites]
OK. This is the best thing I have ever seen. Thanks melissam.
posted by Elmore at 4:33 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Elmore at 4:33 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
This is exactly what Billy Ray was talking about. It's all fun and games until the video turns up on YouTube.
posted by unliteral at 4:38 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by unliteral at 4:38 PM on February 16, 2011
After taking the food, then drinking most of the 'wine', then upturning the glass on the table. You can't write that shit. Awesome.
posted by Elmore at 4:39 PM on February 16, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by Elmore at 4:39 PM on February 16, 2011 [3 favorites]
Awww! She looks like a little insane drunken angel.
posted by filthy light thief at 4:44 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by filthy light thief at 4:44 PM on February 16, 2011
You see that moment about half way through where she points at the camera? That's when you know she's about to start calling people "friend" and picking fights.
You can see it in her eyes.
posted by quin at 4:44 PM on February 16, 2011 [6 favorites]
You can see it in her eyes.
posted by quin at 4:44 PM on February 16, 2011 [6 favorites]
The first step is to admit that you're a baby and your bowels have become unmanageable.
posted by fleetmouse at 4:45 PM on February 16, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by fleetmouse at 4:45 PM on February 16, 2011 [4 favorites]
Deep down we are all drunken babies who need to take the food from the puppets who try to force their norms upon us.
posted by Elmore at 4:55 PM on February 16, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by Elmore at 4:55 PM on February 16, 2011 [4 favorites]
Hon är så söt. :D Has anyone here seen the film?
posted by majonesing at 5:00 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by majonesing at 5:00 PM on February 16, 2011
Drunk baby don't care. Drunk baby don't give a shit, it just takes what it wants.
posted by buzzv at 5:05 PM on February 16, 2011 [7 favorites]
posted by buzzv at 5:05 PM on February 16, 2011 [7 favorites]
I knew a Swedish cellist who was a little like that...
posted by Namlit at 5:19 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by Namlit at 5:19 PM on February 16, 2011
I... wow... that is funny. And I sent it to a lot of people. More than my normal small circle of 'check this video out'
I want to see this whole film.
posted by Phantomx at 5:25 PM on February 16, 2011
I want to see this whole film.
posted by Phantomx at 5:25 PM on February 16, 2011
That baby has a watch on. A baby-sized watch.
what is this I don't even.
posted by NoraReed at 5:29 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
what is this I don't even.
posted by NoraReed at 5:29 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
That baby has a watch on. A baby-sized watch.
Also a bra. A stuffed bra.
posted by carsonb at 5:46 PM on February 16, 2011
Also a bra. A stuffed bra.
posted by carsonb at 5:46 PM on February 16, 2011
Why are there so many baby videos and not more kitten and puppy videos?
posted by anniecat at 6:05 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by anniecat at 6:05 PM on February 16, 2011
You go drunk baby, work that bib.
posted by clearly at 6:10 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by clearly at 6:10 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
So glad I didn't have to point out the bra.
posted by randomyahoo at 6:11 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by randomyahoo at 6:11 PM on February 16, 2011
If the whole movie is like this I will travel to wherever I née to go to watch the whole damn thing.
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 6:42 PM on February 16, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 6:42 PM on February 16, 2011 [2 favorites]
That baby needs to go to an AA meeting:
"Hi everyone. I'm a baby, and I'm an alcoholic..."
"Hi BABY!!"
"Man, did I fuck up last night... this dude, he got me drunk. I loved him. He loved me for a little while, but then he left. He was a puppet...anyone got a cigarette?"
posted by Skygazer at 6:43 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
"Hi everyone. I'm a baby, and I'm an alcoholic..."
"Hi BABY!!"
"Man, did I fuck up last night... this dude, he got me drunk. I loved him. He loved me for a little while, but then he left. He was a puppet...anyone got a cigarette?"
posted by Skygazer at 6:43 PM on February 16, 2011 [1 favorite]
I have watched this five times now and I am crying I can't breathe
Oh god the fanny pack
posted by dubitable at 8:33 PM on February 16, 2011 [3 favorites]
Oh god the fanny pack
posted by dubitable at 8:33 PM on February 16, 2011 [3 favorites]
Oh god the fanny pack
how did I miss this the first time
someone make me stop alternating this and honey badgers, my brain is gonna fall off
posted by NoraReed at 9:16 PM on February 16, 2011
how did I miss this the first time
someone make me stop alternating this and honey badgers, my brain is gonna fall off
posted by NoraReed at 9:16 PM on February 16, 2011
Sublime and brilliant.
posted by fartknocker at 9:57 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by fartknocker at 9:57 PM on February 16, 2011
We can close the Internet. You can't get better than this.
posted by tittergrrl at 10:09 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by tittergrrl at 10:09 PM on February 16, 2011
I too missed the fanny pack the first time around. God's in the details. And he's drunk too.
posted by gompa at 10:36 PM on February 16, 2011
posted by gompa at 10:36 PM on February 16, 2011
This is hilarious. Like amazing, crying hilarious.
Sadly for me this is the core of a joke that I developed some while ago for my non-existent stand up comedy career.
Goes something like this:
Children are like progressively sobering up drunks. Think about it. Last time you were out with that one friend who always gets blackout drunk you were in almost every way raising a child from birth.
Infants are pretty much black out drunk. They will violently shit or vomit at absolutely any time - even while sleeping spend most of their time passed out and have to be carried everywhere.
Toddlers are sobering up a bit, they will still shit themselves or piss at any time but at least you can kind of tell when they are going to throw up. They can walk, but not all that well and they will fall down randomly when they are not excitedly chasing after a pair of engorged breasts.
Once they hit about 5 or six, they are still drunk, but really in that overly talkative always hungry phase where they will devour some taco bell but refuse anything that might make them not hungover in the morning. They can walk, and almost pass for being sober but if you smell their breath you can still tell they are not in any way capable of taking care of themselves.
Teens have mostly sobered up but are still buzzed and will try and jump over fire and generally drive terribly.
Nick Swarsden mentioned something like babies being drunks also...ruined my day man...
posted by AndrewKemendo at 12:21 AM on February 17, 2011 [3 favorites]
Sadly for me this is the core of a joke that I developed some while ago for my non-existent stand up comedy career.
Goes something like this:
Children are like progressively sobering up drunks. Think about it. Last time you were out with that one friend who always gets blackout drunk you were in almost every way raising a child from birth.
Infants are pretty much black out drunk. They will violently shit or vomit at absolutely any time - even while sleeping spend most of their time passed out and have to be carried everywhere.
Toddlers are sobering up a bit, they will still shit themselves or piss at any time but at least you can kind of tell when they are going to throw up. They can walk, but not all that well and they will fall down randomly when they are not excitedly chasing after a pair of engorged breasts.
Once they hit about 5 or six, they are still drunk, but really in that overly talkative always hungry phase where they will devour some taco bell but refuse anything that might make them not hungover in the morning. They can walk, and almost pass for being sober but if you smell their breath you can still tell they are not in any way capable of taking care of themselves.
Teens have mostly sobered up but are still buzzed and will try and jump over fire and generally drive terribly.
Nick Swarsden mentioned something like babies being drunks also...ruined my day man...
posted by AndrewKemendo at 12:21 AM on February 17, 2011 [3 favorites]
Oh God everything about this video is hilariously perfect. Just had dinner tonight with my under-two-year-old nephew and it was pretty much like this. He doesn't grab food off other people's plates, but all the rest of it is there: using a fist as eating utensil, wearing rather than eating dinner, random pointing, wobbling around afterwards with diaper butt sagging, occasionally crashing into things. Johannes Nyholm is a genius.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 12:24 AM on February 17, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 12:24 AM on February 17, 2011 [1 favorite]
Well I seen my baby at the Las Palmas Inn,
She been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
She gonna get high, man, she gonna get loose,
She need her a triple shot of that juice
She gonna get drunk, don't you have no fear
She want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beeeeeeeeer
posted by drlith at 6:11 AM on February 17, 2011
She been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
She gonna get high, man, she gonna get loose,
She need her a triple shot of that juice
She gonna get drunk, don't you have no fear
She want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beeeeeeeeer
posted by drlith at 6:11 AM on February 17, 2011
i cannot wait to see the entire short, and pray that a feature film is coming to a theater near me soon.
posted by msconduct at 8:08 AM on February 17, 2011
posted by msconduct at 8:08 AM on February 17, 2011
I think this ranks right up as one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's genius.
posted by iconomy at 8:41 AM on February 17, 2011
posted by iconomy at 8:41 AM on February 17, 2011
Hilarious! coughing up that nicked snausage-- perfect timing. Genius.
johannes nyholm has the patience of a saint...and baby too.
posted by alicesshoe at 10:27 AM on February 17, 2011
johannes nyholm has the patience of a saint...and baby too.
posted by alicesshoe at 10:27 AM on February 17, 2011
This very much reminded me of the job I had at a casino.
posted by moons in june at 11:22 AM on February 17, 2011
posted by moons in june at 11:22 AM on February 17, 2011
My face hurts from laughing. That's a good kind of pain.
posted by arcticwoman at 9:12 PM on February 17, 2011
posted by arcticwoman at 9:12 PM on February 17, 2011
That baby has a watch on. A baby-sized watch.
Also a bra. A stuffed bra.
It's a 14 minute short movie is about a middle-aged Swedish tourist going to a Las Palmas resort, getting drunk and wrecking things. Swedes have an unfortunate reputation for doing this once in a while. The lead character is played by the director's 1 year old daughter, with puppets in all supporting roles. This clip is just the trailer.
I missed a good chance to see the whole film: It premiered at the Göteborg International Film Festival a few weeks ago, and looked great already in the program, but I didn't want to see all the other short films in the first screening. Then, after it won a prize and the real buzz had started, I got a ticket for a movie where this would be the pre-screening, but my girlfriend accidentally brought the ticket with her abroad, and there was no chance to get it back in time.
I knew I missed something, but never thought it would get to this, where the trailer is internationally YouTube-viral. Now I think it will tour the other film festivals for a few months, before it will be shown in Swedish national television. Then you'll be able to stream it from their website. I will wait patiently, but with great anticipation.
posted by springload at 12:31 AM on February 18, 2011 [3 favorites]
Also a bra. A stuffed bra.
It's a 14 minute short movie is about a middle-aged Swedish tourist going to a Las Palmas resort, getting drunk and wrecking things. Swedes have an unfortunate reputation for doing this once in a while. The lead character is played by the director's 1 year old daughter, with puppets in all supporting roles. This clip is just the trailer.
I missed a good chance to see the whole film: It premiered at the Göteborg International Film Festival a few weeks ago, and looked great already in the program, but I didn't want to see all the other short films in the first screening. Then, after it won a prize and the real buzz had started, I got a ticket for a movie where this would be the pre-screening, but my girlfriend accidentally brought the ticket with her abroad, and there was no chance to get it back in time.
I knew I missed something, but never thought it would get to this, where the trailer is internationally YouTube-viral. Now I think it will tour the other film festivals for a few months, before it will be shown in Swedish national television. Then you'll be able to stream it from their website. I will wait patiently, but with great anticipation.
posted by springload at 12:31 AM on February 18, 2011 [3 favorites]
Now I think it will tour the other film festivals for a few months, before it will be shown in Swedish national television. Then you'll be able to stream it from their website. I will wait patiently, but with great anticipation.
Thank you for the link, springload. It looks like I can watch the videos even though I am outside the country! I'm looking forward to seeing the whole thing eventually.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 10:54 AM on February 18, 2011
Thank you for the link, springload. It looks like I can watch the videos even though I am outside the country! I'm looking forward to seeing the whole thing eventually.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 10:54 AM on February 18, 2011
This baby is really the very best baby. I love when it sniffs the wine and dumps it on the table.
posted by troublesome at 10:54 PM on February 19, 2011
posted by troublesome at 10:54 PM on February 19, 2011
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Babies, nature's drunks.
posted by 2bucksplus at 3:24 PM on February 16, 2011 [19 favorites]