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September 8, 2011 9:17 AM   Subscribe

Every Disney Princess has an inner queen, girl. slyt belleganza
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur (26 comments total) 37 users marked this as a favorite

 
this is fucking delightful. I want to see Jasmine next.
posted by elizardbits at 9:25 AM on September 8, 2011


I was a little sceptical up until 0:50. After that, everything in that world suddenly made more sense. It's got crack pipes and sewing!
posted by saturnine at 9:28 AM on September 8, 2011


Oh my god. This was great.
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 9:35 AM on September 8, 2011


Have you seen Donna's tits, don't they look real?

I'm in hysterics here.
posted by emmtee at 9:35 AM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]


Yeah, little slow to get going but I loved it.
posted by word_virus at 9:38 AM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]


I'm glad finally someone called out that lady's wig in the hat shop......
posted by Thomas Tallis is my Homeboy at 9:38 AM on September 8, 2011


"It's like Pretty in´╗┐ Pink but if the dress looked good." I want more of this.
posted by sephira at 9:43 AM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]


So glad this was posted. #HAYGURL
posted by hermitosis at 9:58 AM on September 8, 2011


When Belle is sitting next to the fountain and she's explaining the story to the sheep and she sings "you'll see" is she really singing "EWE'll see"? I didn't get that pun until I watched this video. If it is a pun. I bet it is. So many levels, man.
posted by spec80 at 10:04 AM on September 8, 2011 [7 favorites]


"Nice try, ho!"

Much, much funnier than it has any right to be.
posted by pts at 10:06 AM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]


The part where the bookseller makes his little joke and she's like, "That's not funny"? That's my favorite part.
posted by Linda_Holmes at 10:07 AM on September 8, 2011 [3 favorites]


Gaysploitation?
posted by koeselitz at 10:08 AM on September 8, 2011


"It's my favorite!"
"That's how you do it, bitch."
"Nice try, ho."

So may good lines. Plus all the "hey girl"s are perfectly placed.
posted by BurnChao at 10:37 AM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]


Sit through any Disney movie enough times with a princess-addled daughter, and you'll be doing this too, though under your breath. Cinderella becomes cathartic for grownups too when you "redub" the dialogue to include frequent references to unusual sexual practices.

Just make sure the kids can't hear. "Daddy, what's a Hot Karl?" is not a question I want to answer. Ever.
posted by Harvey Jerkwater at 10:51 AM on September 8, 2011 [2 favorites]


Apparently the "Internet to Metafilter to guy in my office who doesn't use headphones" time is just under 2 hours.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 10:51 AM on September 8, 2011 [16 favorites]


All you need in a book: "it's got crack pipes, and sewing..."
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 11:07 AM on September 8, 2011 [2 favorites]


Lovely. I'm not positive but does she hesitate when she replies to the bookkeeper that she "Borrowed" the first book? I may be reading too much into it but I thought she was implying she nicked it.
posted by cavalier at 11:24 AM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]


So were there no black people in France during this time? Not one, a servant, a maid or something!?
posted by Fizz at 11:24 AM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]


Now we all know what happens on Fire Island when it rains on Labor Day weekend.
posted by halfbuckaroo at 11:59 AM on September 8, 2011 [3 favorites]


I haven't seen this film but this makes me want to so I can sing along to the crack pipe part.

So were there no black people in France during this time? Not one, a servant, a maid or something!?

Address that to the Disney folk.
posted by mippy at 12:45 PM on September 8, 2011


I may be reading too much into it but I thought she was implying she nicked it.

That made me laugh, plus something about how she "just couldn't put it down."
posted by small_ruminant at 1:39 PM on September 8, 2011


Black people in a provincial French town in 1740? Not exactly common.
posted by Hogshead at 3:46 PM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]



That made me laugh, plus something about how she "just couldn't put it down."


Oh lordy, you're right, I caught it clear as day when I heard it again with headphones. "Just couldn't put it down", twist! Good one. Good one.
posted by cavalier at 6:48 PM on September 8, 2011


"I can hear you, bitches," and "that isn't funny" won it for me.
posted by Navelgazer at 8:07 PM on September 8, 2011


My favorite part was where the guy was rude.
posted by Bonzai at 8:33 PM on September 8, 2011 [1 favorite]


I watched this belatedly (Friday afternoons are quiet in the office) and ended up laughing out loud.

I hope they do one of these for every princess!
posted by chatongriffes at 4:29 PM on September 9, 2011


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