I moustache you a questchin

October 25, 2011 12:11 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Moustache is back!
posted by cashman (21 comments total)

It's not a moustache if your sideburns and your Pepsi Blue touch.
posted by furtive at 12:20 PM on October 25, 2011

In solidarity with you men, I will not shave my legs for the next month. Don't worry, I'll wax the long bits into curlicues.
posted by olinerd at 12:21 PM on October 25, 2011 [3 favorites]

So is smoking. Smoking and mustaches: Yes We Can.
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 12:22 PM on October 25, 2011

I shaved mine off in 2005 after almost 30 years. I'll donate but my lip stays bare, thank you very much.
posted by tommasz at 12:25 PM on October 25, 2011

Flagged for AWESOMENESS.
posted by Mike Mongo at 12:28 PM on October 25, 2011

Is this exclusive of beards? Or is there a different month for facial hair below the lips?
posted by anotherpanacea at 12:32 PM on October 25, 2011

Is this exclusive of beards?

Yes -- you are looking for Bearduary.
posted by cavalier at 12:33 PM on October 25, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Moustache is back black (like Burt Reynolds')!
posted by Mike Mongo at 12:36 PM on October 25, 2011

I dare you not to read this in his voice.
posted by inigo2 at 12:36 PM on October 25, 2011 [7 favorites]

Magnum PI

Okay, I'll stop now.
posted by inigo2 at 12:37 PM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]

Speaking of which where is the rare and priceless burtreynolds tag?

Also, likeaboss.
posted by Mike Mongo at 12:37 PM on October 25, 2011

Previously, on Metafilter...
posted by schmod at 12:40 PM on October 25, 2011

Is this exclusive of beards?

Yes -- you are looking for Bearduary.

There's also Novembeard.
posted by onya at 12:46 PM on October 25, 2011

San Francisco has more enthusiastic mayoral endorsements than the rest of us.
posted by whimsicalnymph at 1:15 PM on October 25, 2011

I wish I could grow a moustache.
posted by Specklet at 1:16 PM on October 25, 2011

Brian Wilson is a charisma bazooka.
posted by villanelles at dawn at 2:46 PM on October 25, 2011

I'm getting kinda tired of my mustache. Having a mustache isn't as cool as I thought it would be.
posted by Ad hominem at 3:05 PM on October 25, 2011 [2 favorites]

Mine comes in blond. It's...not exactly Burt Reynolds.
posted by villanelles at dawn at 3:10 PM on October 25, 2011

For the next month, cute (horribly, horribly cute) overly earnest college boys are going to grow mustaches, and this for me proves God is just.
posted by PinkMoose at 3:41 PM on October 25, 2011 [1 favorite]

I shave every year. Hairy in the summer, bare in the winter. All the cold air causes your hair to grow back crazy thick and curly. Scientifically proven!^*

*Peer^{^} reviewed.

^ A buddy
posted by Peztopiary at 2:19 AM on October 26, 2011

Crap, I definitely won't have time to grow a mustache, write a novel and smoke a turkey this month. Something's got to go.
posted by Barry B. Palindromer at 9:53 PM on November 8, 2011