The Complaint Department: an appreciation
December 19, 2011 12:44 PM Subscribe
This cat is presumptuous.
posted by rdc (6 comments total)
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before Simon's Cat,
the Internet had the Complaint Department.
Some of her most memorable Complaints:
Cat, did you notice that you are on Valium?
How strange, Cat. You are snuggly, and not at all bothersome.
Monkey, are you sleeping?
Get back, Monkey, I have claws!
Monkey! Fix my life.
My vengeance will be swift and terrible.
*sits on monkey's knee, the better to shun monkey*
The Monkey that belongs to the Complaint Department is also known as science fiction writer Elizabeth Bear,
of Jenny Casey, Shadow Unit, A Companion to Wolves, Shoggoths In Bloom
and other fames. (Previously.)
In Bear's own words: "I tell lies to strangers for money."
Send kind thoughts. The Complaint Department has small-cell lymphoma.