"Let me set the scene: so, you're in your living room, and your family -- just, it's a Saturday, and your family's hanging out. Claire is a lawyer, so she's in the corner, she's shuffling her lawyer papers, she's writing stuff down and making it happen for herself because she's an independent woman. Now Denise is on the couch, and she's the sexy daughter; she's a sexy, sexy hot mama, she's my sexiest daughter."
"A little inappropriate, but ..."
"She's on the couch. Well, thank you, but it's just true. I can't even deal with how sexy my daughter Denise is. Now Theo is on the couch with his degenerate friend Cockroach, and they are plotting and scheming. They found a live bullet in the street and gonna put it in the microwave and see what happens. Now Rudy is behind the couch, singing James Brown into the Barbie doll microphone, and Vanessa's staring out the window trying to figure out what defines her."
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