IT'S ALRIIIIGHT! IT'S OKAAAY! I'M MATT MOTHERFUCKING DIECKMAN!
December 30, 2012 7:59 PM   Subscribe

I WAS CONCEIVED! ON THE EVE! OF THE FOURTH OF JULYYYYY!
WHEN MY DADDY DIED, YOU COULD HEAR THE BALD EAGLES CALL HIS NAME!


AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU GET OFF, YOU GET PAID!
YOU GO OUT, AND BUY THINGS FOR ONLY NINETY-NINE CENTS!


HEY! HOT BITCHES! GIVE ME SOME PUSSAY!

LE-VIT-RA VERSUS VIAG-RA!

— Memorable moments from the songs of Phil Buckman, AKA I Hate You When You're Pregnant. All his songs are available for free here.

My personal favorites of his are Desiree, which is oddly comforting and touching for me, and Matt Dieckman, which is pretty much my go-to pep song now.
posted by Rory Marinich (15 comments total) 18 users marked this as a favorite

 
'Dollar Tree' is the best, and the closest to an actual song thing (aside from his cover of 'Fame,' of course).
posted by shakespeherian at 8:02 PM on December 30, 2012 [2 favorites]


The Wikipedia link appears to be broken and should go here. Although it still leaves me with my quizzical expression.
posted by Mezentian at 8:06 PM on December 30, 2012


I was always fond of Gary Sinise.
posted by thirtyeightdown at 8:13 PM on December 30, 2012


Oh I also like 'You've Got to Diagnose All Your Medical Problems.'

But really I like all of them.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:20 PM on December 30, 2012 [1 favorite]


I was always fond of Gary Sinise.

Is that the first time those words have been used in that order?
posted by Mezentian at 8:22 PM on December 30, 2012 [4 favorites]


YOUR EARRINGS THEY ROCK
LIKE A BULLETPROOF SOCK
posted by shakespeherian at 8:37 PM on December 30, 2012 [1 favorite]


[Fixed link. ]
posted by restless_nomad at 9:02 PM on December 30, 2012


I got a problem with your pasty skin and I don't know where to begin / One million mother fucker in the US of A with the bad farmers tan and the vericose veins.

(Tanning Booth was my introduction to IHYWYP. It's on Demo 4, go listen to it now.)
posted by troika at 9:38 PM on December 30, 2012


IMPORTANT INTERVIEW HERE
posted by shakespeherian at 10:07 PM on December 30, 2012


Tanning Booth was my introduction to IHYWYP

Likewise. I think Fluxblog or Stereogum put up some files waaaaay back in the day and 'Tanning Booth' is the track that survived, burned to an audio CD with no identifying information on it, puzzling me since 2004 or something. This rules, Rory.
posted by mintcake! at 11:29 PM on December 30, 2012


I like when I start reading a post and then can accurately guess who posted it halfway in.
posted by The Whelk at 1:46 AM on December 31, 2012 [1 favorite]


What! How'd I give myself away I didn't even mention Tally Hall or Christopher Alexander :(
posted by Rory Marinich at 7:50 AM on December 31, 2012


Yeah, I've been putting Tanning Booth on mixes for a while but never thought to find more. Thanks for this post!
posted by rmless at 9:07 AM on December 31, 2012


Ooh, I like Dollar Tree, that's an excellent jam. Thanks!

Posted it for my husband, he responded with this.
posted by emjaybee at 9:37 AM on December 31, 2012


Yes.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 1:05 PM on December 31, 2012


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