7 Reasons Getting A Kitten Is Awesome And Also Terrible
November 15, 2013 5:53 AM Subscribe
'I can't sleep comfortably anymore, because she requires the exact center of the bed, meaning I have anywhere between 1-3 limbs dangling off the edge of the bed. Sometimes while she sleeps, in order to make myself feel better, I whisper to her, "I saved your life, I can take it away."'
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Other cat-related gems from Adam Ellis
' Books of Adam:
Tiny Hats on Cats
"Pepper was feeling left out. She ate the tiara afterwards. Rude."
Two Stupid Cats
"Pet ownership is a lot like being a parent, except your child never grows up past age 2, they eat birds, and they poop in boxes."
"I figure kittens have three modes of existence: hungry, sleepy, and violent."
And some non-kitty ones:
I Want Candy
"I was a lanky twig-child, but deep down inside me, a fat, greedy bastard has always resided."
"After researching some pricy and unneeded dental plans, I figured the best course of action would be to wait for an appropriate Groupon to come available"
"My flight left! I slept through boarding! I have to live in Minneapolis
"He flipped his hair out of his face, cocked his head at me, and asked me what I planned to do about it. He stepped closer to me, and I narrowed my eyes at him. A Hipster Battle had been engaged."
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