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January 15, 2014 9:01 AM   Subscribe

It is a fact universally acknowledged that White People Crazy. (SLYT)
posted by escape from the potato planet (25 comments total) 18 users marked this as a favorite

 
OK, the part where Michael Jackson dangles his baby out of the window made me laugh.
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:08 AM on January 15 [2 favorites]


A bold assertion, but having watched the video, I see he has amassed prodigious (and wince-inducing) evidence to back up his claim. Why are so many people lighting themselves on fire and trying to do flips off of things? White people, you crazy.
posted by Admiral Haddock at 9:19 AM on January 15 [2 favorites]


I have it on good non-white authority that the term is "crazy-ass Caucasians."
posted by Madamina at 9:28 AM on January 15


Everyone's crazy. White people just have better access to mental health services.
posted by The White Hat at 9:28 AM on January 15 [2 favorites]


will.i.am he crazy
posted by JoeBlubaugh at 9:42 AM on January 15 [3 favorites]


"We not racist, we love white people! Ford trucks, apple pies! Bald eagles!"
posted by erlking at 9:47 AM on January 15 [9 favorites]


I hooked him up with a dollar. His argument was quite strong.
posted by scaryblackdeath at 9:49 AM on January 15 [4 favorites]


This is working for me on a lot of levels.
posted by bonobothegreat at 9:54 AM on January 15


Hmmm, wonder if Rawcus has been watching some old Dave Chapelle show. This has Clayton Bigsby written all over it (i.e., Rawcus is probably "crazywhitepeople" himself). I wasn't real fond of the pro-life messaging slipped in there either.

OK, the part where Michael Jackson dangles his baby out of the window made me laugh.

Well yeah, that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
posted by fuse theorem at 10:13 AM on January 15


Nailed it. It's like that guy who made fake iPhone cookies to "trick" the cops into pulling him over -- I didn't even have to read to the end of the sentence to know that guy was white.
posted by KathrynT at 10:17 AM on January 15 [3 favorites]


Ok I was all ready to be a tiny bit offended despite my invisible backpack until he said, "Some of yo white ass money..." and then perspective returned.
posted by digitalprimate at 10:20 AM on January 15 [2 favorites]


He certainly presents a great deal of evidence in support of his thesis.
posted by mhoye at 11:19 AM on January 15 [1 favorite]


The admonition to not "steal this shit" that is "not in the iTunes version" is what makes the video a masterpiece.
posted by ob1quixote at 12:07 PM on January 15


I wasn't real fond of the pro-life messaging slipped in there either.

Huh?
posted by escape from the potato planet at 12:23 PM on January 15


I wasn't real fond of the pro-life messaging slipped in there either.

Huh?


2:02
posted by Pre-Taped Call In Show at 12:52 PM on January 15 [1 favorite]


Damn straight we crazy. So don't fuck with us!
posted by tspae at 12:56 PM on January 15


2:02

And that bit with Casey Anthony at around 3:14.

Damn straight we crazy. So don't fuck with us!

Yeah, sure, Gene Wilder.
posted by fuse theorem at 1:06 PM on January 15


It seems to me that the "killing babies" line is more likely a Casey Anthony reference, but who among us can truly claim to know the mind of Rawcus?
posted by escape from the potato planet at 1:10 PM on January 15 [3 favorites]


"Half-Obama, he crazy," absolutely killed me.
posted by snottydick at 1:19 PM on January 15 [4 favorites]


The mst3k silhouettes were a nice touch. For a brief second I thought I was watching Joel and the bots watch "Sidehackers" outtakes.
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 2:37 PM on January 15 [2 favorites]


I implore my white friends, colleagues, peers, and fellow Americans: save us all the hassle and resist any temptation you might have to do the Black People Crazy remix.
posted by youarenothere at 3:35 PM on January 15 [5 favorites]


White people just have better access to mental health services.

And also access to the other kind of health services, if this video footage is anything to go from.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 4:31 PM on January 15


white privilege is the privilege to hold the camera while you talk your drunk friend into setting himself on fire
posted by LogicalDash at 5:58 PM on January 15


This is a far better earworm than the one that afflicted me earlier. +1
posted by salix at 1:12 AM on January 18


I don't think he's pro-life, so much as pro-crazy ass baby.
posted by Saxon Kane at 8:49 AM on January 18


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