What kittens look like mid-pounce
October 26, 2016 8:08 PM Subscribe
Cats being abducted by aliens
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:18 PM on October 26, 2016 [10 favorites]
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:18 PM on October 26, 2016 [10 favorites]
JAZZ HANDS
posted by azpenguin at 8:30 PM on October 26, 2016 [6 favorites]
posted by azpenguin at 8:30 PM on October 26, 2016 [6 favorites]
So many high quality hover cats! The future is now!
posted by Pope Guilty at 9:17 PM on October 26, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Pope Guilty at 9:17 PM on October 26, 2016 [1 favorite]
This is not helping my Kitten Fever.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 9:18 PM on October 26, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by The Underpants Monster at 9:18 PM on October 26, 2016 [2 favorites]
But it's not pouncing
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:27 PM on October 26, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:27 PM on October 26, 2016 [1 favorite]
*dies from cuteness*
posted by SisterHavana at 9:41 PM on October 26, 2016
posted by SisterHavana at 9:41 PM on October 26, 2016
oh SHI-
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:26 PM on October 26, 2016
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:26 PM on October 26, 2016
Way back in the interweb dayze, there was...
Sex Kitten
[ Wow, look at all the names in that thread. It's enough to tear one up. ]
posted by y2karl at 12:21 AM on October 27, 2016
Sex Kitten
[ Wow, look at all the names in that thread. It's enough to tear one up. ]
posted by y2karl at 12:21 AM on October 27, 2016
I guess it's time to dust off this classic image of Kurt Cobain levitating a kitten with the fearsome power of his mind.
posted by radwolf76 at 3:25 AM on October 27, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by radwolf76 at 3:25 AM on October 27, 2016 [3 favorites]
Like assassins in-training, of course.
posted by Thorzdad at 3:41 AM on October 27, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Thorzdad at 3:41 AM on October 27, 2016 [1 favorite]
kittens can lower human blood pressure
posted by grobertson at 3:56 AM on October 27, 2016
posted by grobertson at 3:56 AM on October 27, 2016
Adorable and thank you for posting but a few of them look more toss than pounce.
posted by bonobothegreat at 4:29 AM on October 27, 2016
posted by bonobothegreat at 4:29 AM on October 27, 2016
a few of them look more toss than pounce.
It's all done with drones nowadays.
posted by fairmettle at 4:39 AM on October 27, 2016 [1 favorite]
It's all done with drones nowadays.
posted by fairmettle at 4:39 AM on October 27, 2016 [1 favorite]
We are getting two lovely Maine Coon kittens in about a month after an appropriate morning period having had to put down my dear Tipper, of twelve years, a few months ago from cancer. I love animals. Period. But I've had cats as pets throughout my adult life. (pictures of all, including Tipper, in a future Ask for cat names. Promise, no really, I promise...)
So yeah, I've got lots of cameras. I've got time. I'll soon have two rascals, and a month alone over the holidays. Gotta try to get some of this action.
posted by michswiss at 4:42 AM on October 27, 2016 [5 favorites]
So yeah, I've got lots of cameras. I've got time. I'll soon have two rascals, and a month alone over the holidays. Gotta try to get some of this action.
posted by michswiss at 4:42 AM on October 27, 2016 [5 favorites]
We are getting two lovely Maine Coon kittens in about a month
Maine Coons are the best! My dear departed Missy the Cat was a polydactyl Maine Coon, and she was the height of awesome. Can't wait to see your new additions.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 5:39 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
Maine Coons are the best! My dear departed Missy the Cat was a polydactyl Maine Coon, and she was the height of awesome. Can't wait to see your new additions.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 5:39 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
Kittens have no respect for the Law of Gravity.
posted by allthinky at 6:05 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by allthinky at 6:05 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
Well they never studied law...
posted by Aznable at 6:26 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by Aznable at 6:26 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
I AM FEROCIOUS!!!!!
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:27 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:27 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
kittens can lower human blood pressure
Because their cuteness causes relaxation AND because a sufficiently ferocious kitten attack can lead to shock and/or traumatic blood loss.
posted by otherchaz at 6:36 AM on October 27, 2016 [9 favorites]
Because their cuteness causes relaxation AND because a sufficiently ferocious kitten attack can lead to shock and/or traumatic blood loss.
posted by otherchaz at 6:36 AM on October 27, 2016 [9 favorites]
Adorable fuzzy Cuisinarts! Awww!
posted by SansPoint at 6:46 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by SansPoint at 6:46 AM on October 27, 2016 [2 favorites]
kittens can lower human blood pressure
I got a kitten three weeks ago who wakes me up every half hour, usually by attacking my feet or walking across my head. He has wrecked all of the mini-blinds in the apartment. He walks around and cries loudly, like he's starving. I disagree with your assertion.
posted by AFABulous at 7:58 AM on October 27, 2016 [6 favorites]
I got a kitten three weeks ago who wakes me up every half hour, usually by attacking my feet or walking across my head. He has wrecked all of the mini-blinds in the apartment. He walks around and cries loudly, like he's starving. I disagree with your assertion.
posted by AFABulous at 7:58 AM on October 27, 2016 [6 favorites]
kittens can lower human blood pressure
One has to eat quite a few of them to achieve meaningful results, however.
posted by bz at 10:20 AM on October 27, 2016 [11 favorites]
One has to eat quite a few of them to achieve meaningful results, however.
posted by bz at 10:20 AM on October 27, 2016 [11 favorites]
What kittens look like mid-pounce when gently thrown in the air
posted by radiosilents at 1:33 PM on October 27, 2016
posted by radiosilents at 1:33 PM on October 27, 2016
Kittens have no respect for the Law of Gravity.
Former roommate of mine had an orange tabby who would weigh somewhere between 80 lbs and whatever neutral buoyancy with air is, totally at random (no changes in mass, just how much gravity pulled on him). It would be fun watching him try to walk across the room in high gravity mode, his legs getting wobbly as he got too heavy to take another step, but sooner or later, gravity would swing the other way on him. The time I walked in on him, floating 3 feet off the floor in a slow spin along his long axis, wriggling and curling because he had nothing to push off of to get back down to the floor, I don't know who was more confused, me or the cat.
posted by radwolf76 at 4:22 PM on October 27, 2016 [1 favorite]
Former roommate of mine had an orange tabby who would weigh somewhere between 80 lbs and whatever neutral buoyancy with air is, totally at random (no changes in mass, just how much gravity pulled on him). It would be fun watching him try to walk across the room in high gravity mode, his legs getting wobbly as he got too heavy to take another step, but sooner or later, gravity would swing the other way on him. The time I walked in on him, floating 3 feet off the floor in a slow spin along his long axis, wriggling and curling because he had nothing to push off of to get back down to the floor, I don't know who was more confused, me or the cat.
posted by radwolf76 at 4:22 PM on October 27, 2016 [1 favorite]
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