Like U̶b̶e̶r̶"Where's Waldo," but for dildos
May 18, 2017 10:40 PM   Subscribe

There's a big rubber dong in these pictures. (h/t Dangerous Minds)
posted by Johnny Wallflower (26 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite


 
Technically, there's a big rubber dong in every picture, if you look at it just right.

(Well, sometimes you have to buy it a drink or two.)
posted by rokusan at 10:58 PM on May 18


These just aren't big enough. The photos, I mean.
posted by kinnakeet at 11:48 PM on May 18 [3 favorites]


Thank you. For me, personally, this has just justified the existence of Instagram, which I was otherwise pretty confused about.
posted by Rush-That-Speaks at 12:12 AM on May 19 [1 favorite]


BEST OF THE WEB
posted by DoctorFedora at 12:31 AM on May 19 [3 favorites]


Clicked from here to an unrelated tab which displayed a photo with a bald man in the background, and I can confirm rokusan's statement.
posted by HeroZero at 2:03 AM on May 19


Well, sometimes you have to buy it a drink or two.

And sometimes it offers you a drink.
posted by effbot at 2:16 AM on May 19


Is there a way to make the pictures bigger? Or is instagram devoted to tiny little pictures?
posted by sotonohito at 4:33 AM on May 19 [2 favorites]


If you have a recent version of the Instagram app you can zoom in on photos using a two-finger/pull outward gesture.
posted by Ike_Arumba at 4:52 AM on May 19


Or just shift and mousewheel.
posted by Mr. Yuck at 5:02 AM on May 19


... at the end of this book?
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 5:19 AM on May 19 [1 favorite]


using a two-finger/pull outward gesture
posted by uncleozzy at 5:22 AM on May 19 [7 favorites]


And I think it's gonna be all right
Yeah, the worst is over now
The mornin' sun is shinin' like a big rubber dong.
posted by Naberius at 5:43 AM on May 19 [9 favorites]


sotonohito, if you're on an actual computer, click a picture and it pops up to a larger size.

Kind of like... well, anyway.
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 5:47 AM on May 19




Technically, there's a big rubber dong in every picture, if you look at it just right.

Some pictures actually contain all the big rubber dongs.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 6:06 AM on May 19


Where's Waldo

I'm glad to see that Wikipedia has an extensive list of localised names for Wally/Waldo. Pertinent to the current discussion, in Afrikaans and Norwegian, you're looking for Willie or Willy.
posted by zamboni at 6:11 AM on May 19 [4 favorites]


The Mets got in on this accidentally.

I gave this a 50/50 chance of being just a picture of Matt Harvey.
posted by aureliobuendia at 6:37 AM on May 19 [3 favorites]


I'm on an actual computer, and clicking made it fill maybe 1/4 of my screen. Instagram is, apparently, optimized for 640x480 displays or something.
posted by sotonohito at 6:41 AM on May 19 [1 favorite]


(Instagram has been around since 2010, on the web since 2012. They have around 700 million 30-day users, according to the latest stats. Not sure why you folks are behaving like it's some kind of newfangled thing you just learned about... :-)
posted by effbot at 9:52 AM on May 19 [2 favorites]


I am like, 90% sure that these people live in my neighbourhood.
posted by jacquilynne at 10:22 AM on May 19


Subtle Dildo is the name of my Boyz II Men cover band.
posted by Catbunny at 1:23 PM on May 19 [4 favorites]


Yes, yes there is.
posted by bendy at 4:58 PM on May 19


Instagram has been around since 2010, on the web since 2012.

OMG, that's practically prehistoric.
posted by bongo_x at 7:48 PM on May 19


Instagram has been around since 2010, on the web since 2012. Not sure why you folks are behaving like it's some kind of newfangled thing you just learned about... :-)

OMG, that's practically prehistoric.

They say on a website designed when ColdFusion was popular, with linear comment history, html markup, and general prohibition on images.

More seriously, in 2010 I had a Nokia linux smartphone and instagram was not an option. By the time I switched to Android, they were already owned by Facebook. I just got a pretty nice 1080p display laptop and now everything is tiny by default. I'm sure the mobile UI makes sense with pinch to zoom, but for whatever reason, on my laptop browser I see a 1080x1080 picture crammed into a 598x598 box.
posted by pwnguin at 12:41 AM on May 20


This reminds me of that reflectoporn fad that hit eBay in the early twenty-oughts. (Standard NSFW disclaimers apply.)
posted by jonp72 at 1:40 PM on May 20


OMG, that's practically prehistoric.

Meant it more as "they've been doing their thing for quite some time, and pretty much everyone you know is using them, so this thread is a strange place to discover how things work."

(but ok, MetaFilter noticed potential problems at the very beginning, because MetaFilter, so guess this is just more of the same.)
posted by effbot at 2:47 AM on May 21 [1 favorite]


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