ARTISAN MEAT GRIND PHOTOS
May 23, 2017 2:22 PM Subscribe
Epic Grinds are... meat sculptures. SLTumblr.
Yet when I tried to re-assemble a pig from the various parts available in the supermarket, everyone got upset and now I'm not allowed back in the Safeway. Hypocrites.
posted by Krawczak at 3:35 PM on May 23, 2017 [7 favorites]
posted by Krawczak at 3:35 PM on May 23, 2017 [7 favorites]
I hope he does Super Meat Boy.
posted by ardgedee at 4:05 PM on May 23, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by ardgedee at 4:05 PM on May 23, 2017 [2 favorites]
Given enough free time, I imagine we all become a little bit Richard Dreyfuss in Close Encounters.
posted by gwint at 4:52 PM on May 23, 2017 [2 favorites]
posted by gwint at 4:52 PM on May 23, 2017 [2 favorites]
This means something, this is important.
posted by Horkus at 5:14 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by Horkus at 5:14 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
Yet when I tried to re-assemble a pig from the various parts available in the supermarket, everyone got upset and now I'm not allowed back in the Safeway. Hypocrites.
The rest of the coven tried to warn you about doing resurrection rituals in public, but did you listen?
posted by Halloween Jack at 5:39 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
The rest of the coven tried to warn you about doing resurrection rituals in public, but did you listen?
posted by Halloween Jack at 5:39 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
I liked them all, except for the shoe. I would prefer to keep shoes and ground meat separated, even symbolically.
posted by Dip Flash at 5:44 PM on May 23, 2017
posted by Dip Flash at 5:44 PM on May 23, 2017
Yeah but leather soles really are ground meat.
posted by ardgedee at 6:24 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by ardgedee at 6:24 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
All you care about is nugs, chillin', and grindage.
posted by dudemanlives at 7:13 PM on May 23, 2017
posted by dudemanlives at 7:13 PM on May 23, 2017
I was ready to enjoy this, especially with Solid Snake, but...now I'm just nauseated. It kind of snuck up on me.
posted by radicalawyer at 7:16 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
posted by radicalawyer at 7:16 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
Dear butcher,
"Don't play with your food" is reasonable advice. "Don't play with my food" should go without saying.
posted by ActingTheGoat at 10:43 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
"Don't play with your food" is reasonable advice. "Don't play with my food" should go without saying.
posted by ActingTheGoat at 10:43 PM on May 23, 2017 [1 favorite]
'Meat cute' amirite?
posted by freya_lamb at 11:10 PM on May 23, 2017 [3 favorites]
posted by freya_lamb at 11:10 PM on May 23, 2017 [3 favorites]
Hot dog. Igloo. Samurai Lincoln.
posted by Robin Kestrel at 6:19 AM on May 24, 2017
posted by Robin Kestrel at 6:19 AM on May 24, 2017
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sculpturesgrinds of presents.But needs a little something...
Oh yeah.
A soundtrack!
I think Judas Priest's "Grinder" will do the trick.
Also, in the UK, wouldn't this be "Epic Mince?"
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:56 PM on May 23, 2017