Satirical hamster site

December 2, 2002 3:40 AM

Buy a real hamsterand bugger the expense.
posted by Carlos Quevedo (10 comments total)

If anyone's that desperate for affection, perhaps their time (and money) would be better spent on an Arachni-Racer!
posted by Smart Dalek at 4:24 AM on December 2, 2002

Well, Snopes seems to cast doubt on the issue Almost makes you feel sorry for Richard Gere - what a way to smear an entertainer's name!
posted by zaelic at 5:15 AM on December 2, 2002

a spoiler would have been appreciated. I was expecting to see a site about innocent pet hamsters.

I have GOT to remember to read comments before links from now on.
posted by konolia at 6:24 AM on December 2, 2002

This is a pretty old site, setup as a joke version of RealDoll I suspect.
posted by mathowie at 6:42 AM on December 2, 2002

Sure would have been nice to see - NSFW!
posted by LowDog at 7:27 AM on December 2, 2002

do they make a Lemmiwinks version? ; )
posted by stifford at 7:43 AM on December 2, 2002

Well, Snopes seems to cast doubt on the issue

You've got the pitcher and the catcher backwards.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:14 AM on December 2, 2002

Ah, brings a tear to my eye that this site is still out there - and slowly being added to. Oh, I remember 5 years or so ago finding this as a wayward freshman in my room and laughing to hard I almost wet myself. Good to know there are some things on the web that keep on chuggin'.
posted by jearbear at 9:18 AM on December 2, 2002

Buy a real hamster and bugger the expense.

Well-put! [wiping coffee off computer screen... 8-) ]
posted by DenOfSizer at 10:21 AM on December 2, 2002

Well, now my Christmas shopping is all done. Thanks, Carlos!
posted by chicobangs at 10:27 AM on December 2, 2002