Satirical hamster site

December 2, 2002 3:40 AM

Buy a real hamster and bugger the expense.
posted by Carlos Quevedo (10 comments total)

If anyone's that desperate for affection, perhaps their time (and money) would be better spent on an Arachni-Racer!
posted by Smart Dalek at 4:24 AM on December 2, 2002

Well, Snopes seems to cast doubt on the issue Almost makes you feel sorry for Richard Gere - what a way to smear an entertainer's name!
posted by zaelic at 5:15 AM on December 2, 2002

a spoiler would have been appreciated. I was expecting to see a site about innocent pet hamsters.

I have GOT to remember to read comments before links from now on.
posted by konolia at 6:24 AM on December 2, 2002

This is a pretty old site, setup as a joke version of RealDoll I suspect.
posted by mathowie at 6:42 AM on December 2, 2002

Sure would have been nice to see - NSFW!
posted by LowDog at 7:27 AM on December 2, 2002

do they make a Lemmiwinks version? ; )
posted by stifford at 7:43 AM on December 2, 2002

Well, Snopes seems to cast doubt on the issue

You've got the pitcher and the catcher backwards.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:14 AM on December 2, 2002

Ah, brings a tear to my eye that this site is still out there - and slowly being added to. Oh, I remember 5 years or so ago finding this as a wayward freshman in my room and laughing to hard I almost wet myself. Good to know there are some things on the web that keep on chuggin'.
posted by jearbear at 9:18 AM on December 2, 2002

Buy a real hamster and bugger the expense.

Well-put! [wiping coffee off computer screen... 8-) ]
posted by DenOfSizer at 10:21 AM on December 2, 2002

Well, now my Christmas shopping is all done. Thanks, Carlos!
posted by chicobangs at 10:27 AM on December 2, 2002