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July 24, 2000
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Scientists have finally come up with a good use for old people.
posted by Nyarlathotep (5 comments total)

 
oops.
posted by deckard at 9:45 AM on July 24, 2000


Hey. We can salvage this. Other uses for old people.

Also see why old people shouldn't drive and why not to like old people.
posted by internook at 10:05 AM on July 24, 2000


actually, I think we'd be better off feeding it Marketing Managers...
posted by tj at 8:01 PM on July 24, 2000


The image in that very first link looks like a throwback to an old Tales from the Darkside episode, where someone built a machine that would keep things quiet for him.

Of course, the machine started going after anyone who'd make noise, silencing and killing them.
posted by Cavatica at 4:40 AM on July 25, 2000


sic it after lawyers.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:14 AM on July 25, 2000


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