It's made of people

September 15, 2003 8:48 AM

The Internet is made out of people.Warren Ellis wants to see your face. Once you read the original post, hit the main site to see what the Internet has sent him so far. Does that tickle your fancy? He's done this before; once he asked us to show us the world with our cell phones, and once he asked us to send him video. (Start with those posts, and move forward, and dodge the messed up archives from August.) On the other hand, some people just want pictures of cats.
posted by Bryant (9 comments total)

[bad Charlton Heston impersonation]

The internet is made out of peeeeeeeeeeople, peeeeeeeeeeeeople!

[/bad Charlton Heston impersonation]

Which reminds me. God, I miss Phil Hartman.
posted by fletchmuy at 9:24 AM on September 15, 2003

He's uncovered a digerati-hipster nest! Send in the flamethrowers, quick!
posted by rusty at 9:44 AM on September 15, 2003

[Predator]

De internet iz one ugly muzzafucka.

[/Predator]
posted by Ljubljana at 9:46 AM on September 15, 2003

The internet is bald, short-sighted and has a goatee beard.
posted by dydecker at 9:55 AM on September 15, 2003

"Go."

Christ, he still thinks he's Stalin, no?
posted by Shane at 10:08 AM on September 15, 2003

This is so great because there have never been tons of random pictures of people on the net before.
/end sarcasm
posted by HTuttle at 11:54 AM on September 15, 2003

Yeah, I noticed all the goatees too. Doesn't anybody have a full beard anymore?
posted by JanetLand at 12:10 PM on September 15, 2003

Goatees are about laziness. I tried growing a full beard for a while, but it just gets itchy and scraggly. I don't even "shave" really, so much. Just a quick scrape on either side of the face, no shaving cream or whatever Real Men with Close Shaves use, and I'm good to go.

Lazy, lazy, lazy. This is the key to pretty much any puzzling (or non-puzzling, really) phenomenom - laziness, or stupidity.
posted by majcher at 1:45 PM on September 15, 2003

The Internet seems awfully white. And way too Goth for my liking.
posted by Sidhedevil at 9:39 PM on September 15, 2003