Like Barbie, but meaner
October 24, 2003 11:19 AM Subscribe
If the sun's out on Christmas and I get one of those in my stocking, I'm gonna take a magnifying glass and melt Ann's face.
posted by dhoyt at 11:42 AM on October 24, 2003
posted by dhoyt at 11:42 AM on October 24, 2003
Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
It sure sounds like her, though.
posted by Durwood at 11:43 AM on October 24, 2003
It sure sounds like her, though.
posted by Durwood at 11:43 AM on October 24, 2003
... oh my god, it talks.
where's the Bill O'Reilly & Terry Gross mudslinging playset?
can we ask The Nation to make a Michael Moore talking doll, too?
posted by bl1nk at 11:43 AM on October 24, 2003
where's the Bill O'Reilly & Terry Gross mudslinging playset?
can we ask The Nation to make a Michael Moore talking doll, too?
posted by bl1nk at 11:43 AM on October 24, 2003
Someone needs to swap their voice boxes with the ones from Cobra Commander dolls.
[pull string:]
"GAAAAHHH!! Dessssssstroy them!"
posted by scarabic at 12:00 PM on October 24, 2003
[pull string:]
"GAAAAHHH!! Dessssssstroy them!"
posted by scarabic at 12:00 PM on October 24, 2003
You can get the Rumsfeld one as well and make some stop-motion Conserva-kink.
posted by Ufez Jones at 12:03 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by Ufez Jones at 12:03 PM on October 24, 2003
Does it have any...y'know...working orifices?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:04 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:04 PM on October 24, 2003
This site is selling the doll and has the audio samples of her quotes. It sounds like her.
posted by stevis at 12:46 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by stevis at 12:46 PM on October 24, 2003
It could go on my desk right next to my George Bush bobblehead doll.
I just ol' Shrub had a voice box in there so I could listen to his rhetoric.
Does someone make a pill popping, rant spewing Rush Limbaugh doll yet? Oh damn, amberglow beat me to it! Hahaha.
posted by fenriq at 12:47 PM on October 24, 2003
I just ol' Shrub had a voice box in there so I could listen to his rhetoric.
Does someone make a pill popping, rant spewing Rush Limbaugh doll yet? Oh damn, amberglow beat me to it! Hahaha.
posted by fenriq at 12:47 PM on October 24, 2003
I know I had decided upon the philosophical compass to guide my moral life by the time I was in my early teens; what, with all that Nietzsche I read in elementary school, and all the political history I was into.
Did I mention my philosophical compass involves touching a girl's breast, like, under the shirt, and buying a car that's really loud? It's a good thing I figured that stuff out early.
posted by The God Complex at 1:11 PM on October 24, 2003
Did I mention my philosophical compass involves touching a girl's breast, like, under the shirt, and buying a car that's really loud? It's a good thing I figured that stuff out early.
posted by The God Complex at 1:11 PM on October 24, 2003
Let's see. A homely, plastic, packaged cretin, spouting complete horseshit every time some imbecile conservative pays for her, and pulls her string.
So confusing. How would we possibly tell that's just a doll, and not the real Ann Coulter?
posted by fold_and_mutilate at 1:13 PM on October 24, 2003
So confusing. How would we possibly tell that's just a doll, and not the real Ann Coulter?
posted by fold_and_mutilate at 1:13 PM on October 24, 2003
Careful, folks: Steve only posted this as a way to generate samples to put in the mouth of his Talking Leftie doll.
Come on, Steve, spill it.
posted by soyjoy at 1:17 PM on October 24, 2003
Come on, Steve, spill it.
posted by soyjoy at 1:17 PM on October 24, 2003
And here's the I-Forget-Exactly-How-Many-Dead-American-Servicmen-And-Servicewomen-Ago Mission Accomplished Ken to Ann's Barbie. Also comes in A.W.O.L. Texas Air National Guard Chickenhawk Khaki.
posted by y2karl at 1:19 PM on October 24, 2003
A pity one of her most famous quotes didn't make it into the doll:
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
Wonder why...
posted by Triplanetary at 1:25 PM on October 24, 2003
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
Wonder why...
posted by Triplanetary at 1:25 PM on October 24, 2003
Uh, maybe I'm way off base here, but I don't think Steve is trying to troll here. I don't know about you guys but, "Like Barbie, but meaner" kind of says that to me.
Ann Coulter is the right's version of the "Spartcus Youth League" condensed into one emaciated, very looney, person.
posted by echolalia67 at 1:28 PM on October 24, 2003
Ann Coulter is the right's version of the "Spartcus Youth League" condensed into one emaciated, very looney, person.
posted by echolalia67 at 1:28 PM on October 24, 2003
Is the vagina dentata included or does that cost extra?
posted by jonmc at 1:32 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by jonmc at 1:32 PM on October 24, 2003
Does the Coulter doll come with its own replica SS uniform?
posted by xmutex at 1:34 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by xmutex at 1:34 PM on October 24, 2003
Well, on the bright side, at least they're capitalizing Liberal.
posted by DenOfSizer at 1:35 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by DenOfSizer at 1:35 PM on October 24, 2003
Does it have any...y'know...working orifices?
Unfortunately, just the yapping mouth.
posted by milovoo at 1:37 PM on October 24, 2003
Unfortunately, just the yapping mouth.
posted by milovoo at 1:37 PM on October 24, 2003
This isn't a troll, it's way too cool! Anyway I love the concept of turning political leaders into action figures. It just feels like a natural progession.
OT: Sometimes I wonder if Michael Moore and Ann Coulter ever get together for drinks and laugh about all schumcks they've made money off by playing politics. I can't help to think that it's all just an act. Someday, perhaps, we'll get real political discourse that rises above the "liberals are traitors" or "Bush equals Hitler" bullshit that does little but sell books, movies and dolls.
posted by elwoodwiles at 1:40 PM on October 24, 2003
OT: Sometimes I wonder if Michael Moore and Ann Coulter ever get together for drinks and laugh about all schumcks they've made money off by playing politics. I can't help to think that it's all just an act. Someday, perhaps, we'll get real political discourse that rises above the "liberals are traitors" or "Bush equals Hitler" bullshit that does little but sell books, movies and dolls.
posted by elwoodwiles at 1:40 PM on October 24, 2003
I wonder if Michael Moore and Ann Coulter ever get together for drinks
Yeah, but Moore hogs all the appetizers.
posted by jonmc at 1:49 PM on October 24, 2003
Yeah, but Moore hogs all the appetizers.
posted by jonmc at 1:49 PM on October 24, 2003
Sometimes I wonder if Michael Moore and Ann Coulter ever get together for drinks and laugh about all schumcks they've made money off by playing politics.
Ann Coulter and Bill Maher do just this. They both claim to be long time freinds.
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 1:50 PM on October 24, 2003
Ann Coulter and Bill Maher do just this. They both claim to be long time freinds.
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 1:50 PM on October 24, 2003
I can only assume that the doll is flexible enough to realistically stick her head up her own ass.
posted by terrapin at 1:51 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by terrapin at 1:51 PM on October 24, 2003
Careful, folks: Steve only posted this as a way to generate samples to put in the mouth of his Talking Leftie doll.
It has been making it's rounds on the net, saw it on daypop top 40 links this morning. Yet the maker is hard on Clinton.
posted by thomcatspike at 1:53 PM on October 24, 2003
It has been making it's rounds on the net, saw it on daypop top 40 links this morning. Yet the maker is hard on Clinton.
posted by thomcatspike at 1:53 PM on October 24, 2003
Funny, the doll actually weighs more than Ann herself.
posted by Ty Webb at 2:02 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by Ty Webb at 2:02 PM on October 24, 2003
The Bush quotes are pretty lame, considering the possibilities.
posted by inpHilltr8r at 2:48 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by inpHilltr8r at 2:48 PM on October 24, 2003
I'm in as long as the doll can quote the infamous sentence that got her sprung from the National Review.
I'll buy one for f_&_m too. And Steve_@, of course.
posted by hama7 at 2:53 PM on October 24, 2003
I'll buy one for f_&_m too. And Steve_@, of course.
posted by hama7 at 2:53 PM on October 24, 2003
Ty Webb, you are a funny, funny man.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:00 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:00 PM on October 24, 2003
the infamous sentence that got her sprung from the National Review
I thought it was,
"we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."
but apparently it was,
"Congress could pass a law tomorrow requiring that all aliens from Arabic countries leave....We should require passports to fly domestically. Passports can be forged, but they can also be checked with the home country in case of any suspicious-looking swarthy males."
I almost want to get one just to make animated movies with it, although I think the novelty would wear off pretty quick.
posted by milovoo at 3:13 PM on October 24, 2003
I thought it was,
"we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."
but apparently it was,
"Congress could pass a law tomorrow requiring that all aliens from Arabic countries leave....We should require passports to fly domestically. Passports can be forged, but they can also be checked with the home country in case of any suspicious-looking swarthy males."
I almost want to get one just to make animated movies with it, although I think the novelty would wear off pretty quick.
posted by milovoo at 3:13 PM on October 24, 2003
Psstt...
Awww, she doesn't spew hate or anything. Sheesh, what's the point.
posted by fishbulb at 3:55 PM on October 24, 2003
Awww, she doesn't spew hate or anything. Sheesh, what's the point.
posted by fishbulb at 3:55 PM on October 24, 2003
Interesting. I've always wished that these or these were actually available.
posted by synecdoche at 3:55 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by synecdoche at 3:55 PM on October 24, 2003
Ann Coulter is always(!)on a roll: Bush official caught in church dragnet.
posted by hama7 at 6:15 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by hama7 at 6:15 PM on October 24, 2003
I want to take more of your money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.
posted by mcsweetie at 8:46 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by mcsweetie at 8:46 PM on October 24, 2003
yes! thats why I'm so nuts about gay rights posts. I'm only interested in discriminating on the grounds of race, NOT sexual orientation. get it right or pay the price, budnick!
posted by mcsweetie at 9:09 PM on October 24, 2003
posted by mcsweetie at 9:09 PM on October 24, 2003
"In any event, I guess we've come a long way from calling our enemies 'nips' and 'krauts.'"
Nips?
posted by Dick Paris at 11:10 PM on October 24, 2003
Nips?
posted by Dick Paris at 11:10 PM on October 24, 2003
"nip" = nippon, one of the big military businesses in japan at the start of wwII (?), their equivalent to, say, raytheon.
(i'm relying on my hazy memories of sophomore year history, and it's 2am. if this is incorrect, please tell me.)
posted by pxe2000 at 11:27 PM on October 24, 2003
(i'm relying on my hazy memories of sophomore year history, and it's 2am. if this is incorrect, please tell me.)
posted by pxe2000 at 11:27 PM on October 24, 2003
"nip" = nippon, one of the big military businesses in japan at the start of wwII
Well, I'm sure there were plenty of companies named "Nippon" something-or-other in Japan just before WWII, just like there are now. After all, it means "Japan."
posted by kindall at 11:57 PM on October 24, 2003
Well, I'm sure there were plenty of companies named "Nippon" something-or-other in Japan just before WWII, just like there are now. After all, it means "Japan."
posted by kindall at 11:57 PM on October 24, 2003
thanks for the correction, kindall. i knew my explanation sounded either incomplete or wrong.
posted by pxe2000 at 6:02 AM on October 25, 2003
posted by pxe2000 at 6:02 AM on October 25, 2003
What would be really funny is if, once started, she never stopped talking. That would add an element of realism.
posted by bbrown at 8:06 AM on October 25, 2003
posted by bbrown at 8:06 AM on October 25, 2003
I'd get one of these, but I'm afraid I'd break it trying to get those D cells in.
posted by trondant at 10:15 AM on November 1, 2003
posted by trondant at 10:15 AM on November 1, 2003
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