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August 13, 2004 10:38 AM Subscribe
I try not to skinnydip on a first date.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:10 AM on August 13, 2004
posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:10 AM on August 13, 2004
This date comes with a 100% guarantee that your Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker will soon be flying in and out of its very own love nest
posted by psychotic_venom at 11:52 AM on August 13, 2004
posted by psychotic_venom at 11:52 AM on August 13, 2004
"if offers of wanton sexual decadence don’t keep he or she at your place, be sure to call a cab."
It's nice that they're making an effort, but how could this possibly have sounded right to whomever wrote it?
posted by kenko at 11:55 AM on August 13, 2004
It's nice that they're making an effort, but how could this possibly have sounded right to whomever wrote it?
posted by kenko at 11:55 AM on August 13, 2004
This dating, is it something I would need a life to know about?
posted by stet at 12:15 PM on August 13, 2004
posted by stet at 12:15 PM on August 13, 2004
I never understood the difference in going on a date and driving around before having sex.
posted by the fire you left me at 12:25 PM on August 13, 2004
posted by the fire you left me at 12:25 PM on August 13, 2004
I must be great at coming up with date ideas, because I've done way better than that.
Also, while cheezy sex manuals can be fun, I don't think they need to be read together after every single date.
have frequent flier miles? why not go to belgium for some waffles? (there's a great place right off of the grand place, in brussels. seriously.)
dirt broke, but you've got a sweet digital camera? go take photos together, of things you're looking at, and of each other!
in college? spend four hours doing anything at all, then have sex.
posted by mosch at 12:26 PM on August 13, 2004
Also, while cheezy sex manuals can be fun, I don't think they need to be read together after every single date.
have frequent flier miles? why not go to belgium for some waffles? (there's a great place right off of the grand place, in brussels. seriously.)
dirt broke, but you've got a sweet digital camera? go take photos together, of things you're looking at, and of each other!
in college? spend four hours doing anything at all, then have sex.
posted by mosch at 12:26 PM on August 13, 2004
I never understood the difference in going on a date and driving around before having sex.
As Rousseau pointed out in The Social Contract, you're obligated to spend money on more than gas before the sex is obligatory.
posted by Mayor Curley at 12:28 PM on August 13, 2004
As Rousseau pointed out in The Social Contract, you're obligated to spend money on more than gas before the sex is obligatory.
posted by Mayor Curley at 12:28 PM on August 13, 2004
It's blocked by Websense as "Adult Content." Good thing too. An adult has maturity oft needed in dating, usually at the hand of another equally mature adult.
posted by pedantic at 12:38 PM on August 13, 2004
posted by pedantic at 12:38 PM on August 13, 2004
ah, it randomizes.
My first click brought up chess and dress up like a clown for a night together (not joking) and some other nonsense. I was trying to figure these comments based on this one click...
That said, there's a tradition in Austin of CLOWN BUS NIGHT where a group of people rent a school bus and terrorize the city dropping into random bars over the course of an evening. I have a friend who went last year and had many a happy story to tell.
posted by Peter H at 12:46 PM on August 13, 2004
My first click brought up chess and dress up like a clown for a night together (not joking) and some other nonsense. I was trying to figure these comments based on this one click...
That said, there's a tradition in Austin of CLOWN BUS NIGHT where a group of people rent a school bus and terrorize the city dropping into random bars over the course of an evening. I have a friend who went last year and had many a happy story to tell.
posted by Peter H at 12:46 PM on August 13, 2004
oh, should mention, they all dress up like abnoxious clowns,
hence the title CLOWN BUS NIGHT.
posted by Peter H at 12:48 PM on August 13, 2004
hence the title CLOWN BUS NIGHT.
posted by Peter H at 12:48 PM on August 13, 2004
I met a woman once.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 3:15 PM on August 13, 2004
posted by Pretty_Generic at 3:15 PM on August 13, 2004
Anybody who suggested to me, as a date activity, either 'making a puppet' or 'an evening at clown school', would shortly afterwards be the recipient of a restraining order. I'm just sayin'.
posted by jokeefe at 5:45 PM on August 13, 2004
posted by jokeefe at 5:45 PM on August 13, 2004
On the other hand, I feel duty-bound to report that the 'Make your own martini' date did indeed recently lead to the, uh, desired result. How this is different from the 'Get the object of your affection drunk and then make a pass' date is not specified on the website.
posted by jokeefe at 5:49 PM on August 13, 2004
posted by jokeefe at 5:49 PM on August 13, 2004
> Take your date to a corn maze.
Get it? Maize maze?
There's one in southern-ish Ontario.
posted by philfromhavelock at 8:07 PM on August 13, 2004
Get it? Maize maze?
There's one in southern-ish Ontario.
posted by philfromhavelock at 8:07 PM on August 13, 2004
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