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September 2, 2004 9:12 AM

smile, YOU'VE JUST BEEN KICKED IN THE NUTS!
posted by Peter H (26 comments total)

(nsfn)
posted by Peter H at 9:19 AM on September 2, 2004

This is just what I needed. That lying little shit of a FedEx driver is going to be here soon, and I want to be ready.
posted by trondant at 9:21 AM on September 2, 2004

Y'know, I always wanted to do a public-access cable show that would just be footage of people getting kicked in the nuts (or hit, I suppose; a hit's just as good as a kick).

I even had a name ready: Takin' It!
posted by COBRA! at 9:26 AM on September 2, 2004

"The unavoidable future of entertainment"

indeed.
posted by destro at 9:30 AM on September 2, 2004

cross-reference!
posted by Peter H at 9:32 AM on September 2, 2004

well, I laughed. hard.
posted by mr.marx at 9:33 AM on September 2, 2004

Sadly, the nut kicking ended with this episode. Kicked in the Nuts was kicked in its nuts by the audience at the September screening.

The people in charge of sacking the people that have just been sacked, have just been sacked.

(the more I look at it the more appropriate that particular line sounds)
posted by clevershark at 9:35 AM on September 2, 2004

My favorite part was when the nuts got kicked.


(I think it's funny that destro posted right after COBRA!)
posted by dhoyt at 9:42 AM on September 2, 2004

Aargh! My groin!
posted by mkultra at 9:52 AM on September 2, 2004

Interestingly one of the google ads for this is "Bush Cheney 2004 Gear".

Kicked in the Nuts = GOP 2004?
posted by clevershark at 9:55 AM on September 2, 2004

Ha, google ads I'm seeing include:
"God and Homosexuality" and "Options Treatment Center"
posted by Peter H at 10:04 AM on September 2, 2004

I have a coworker who has been making nutpunt videos with his friend for a few years. My favorite is the second.. the newer ones just get stuck in technology and lose the plot.
posted by mikeh at 10:10 AM on September 2, 2004

This is so much funnier than it should be.
posted by jpoulos at 10:17 AM on September 2, 2004

I don't know why, but this reminds me of Kick to the Groin Comics
posted by straight at 10:20 AM on September 2, 2004

I'd buy that for a dollar!

(Har har har har har!)
posted by chuq at 10:31 AM on September 2, 2004

Homer (laughing): Stop this contest is over! Give that man the $10,000.
Jay Sherman: This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos, Homer.
Homer (still laughing): But the ball, and the groin it works on so many levels! Roll it again.
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:35 AM on September 2, 2004

And this is different from the current line-up of reality TV how?
posted by fluffycreature at 10:40 AM on September 2, 2004

Much like prostitution is the oldest profession, a good nut kicking has to be the oldest way to guarantee a cheap laugh.
posted by Cyrano at 11:00 AM on September 2, 2004

According to the AdSense ad I'm seeing, Options Treatment Center offers a "Gay and Lesbian drug rehab program". Man, do the homos they have drugs that they're not telling us straighties about? Or is it drugs that only give a buzz to gays and lesbians?
posted by tippiedog at 11:17 AM on September 2, 2004

uh yeah, these aren't staged.
posted by archimago at 12:40 PM on September 2, 2004

As they say at MonkeyFilter...

Cock Punch!
(Why they say it there, I still have no idea.)
posted by wendell at 1:04 PM on September 2, 2004

That was great. There's some other good stuff on the site, like Laser Fart. Watch for Jack Black in episode 2. Thanks, Peter H.
posted by sharpener at 1:10 PM on September 2, 2004

Jack Black being in something that involves farts? I'm shocked...
posted by clevershark at 1:29 PM on September 2, 2004

oh man, LASER FART is great! I just watched all three. Third is certainly the best.
posted by Peter H at 1:57 PM on September 2, 2004

That's horrible. If someone came up and kicked me in the nuts, I'd punch them in the teeth.
posted by chrismear at 2:52 PM on September 2, 2004

Six Months to Live got cancelled?!? Say it isn't so...
posted by VanRoosta at 3:26 PM on September 2, 2004