exquisite gifts for: motor home owners

February 18, 2005 9:41 PM

Are singing plastic fish too subtle for you? Own a Motor Home or Drive a Semi? Try Road Kill Rugs. They're Made in the USA from synthetic fur and come in such animal varieties as Bunny, Skunk, and Other. Warning: Queen MIDI and yellow text on white background.
posted by Arch Stanton (3 comments total)

Made in the USA from synthetic fur…
Made from oil, so no animals are killed.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:02 PM on February 18, 2005

oh sure, just ignore those poor dinosaurs!
posted by quonsar at 5:26 AM on February 19, 2005

These rugs make exquisite gifts for:
Someone wishing to upgrade from that Garfield tail sticking out of their trunk.
posted by phirleh at 7:55 AM on February 19, 2005