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The Unicorn Orgy ...as I sculpted unicorns, one by one, things went their own way--the ghost orgy turned into a playful group of varied mythical creatures, nothing like the dream. Still, it started with unicorns. Most things do. (NSFW)
posted by Robot Johnny (27 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

 
[this will end badly]
posted by fixedgear at 8:37 AM on June 23, 2005


...

(walks away shaking head, surprised that the Intarweb can amaze after all these years and all those links...)
posted by gen at 8:43 AM on June 23, 2005


I hate furries.
posted by handshake at 8:43 AM on June 23, 2005


It's good work. I even emailed the guy & told him so. He's really got it together.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 8:48 AM on June 23, 2005


This is freakin' me out.

Not quite as much as Simon "Skunky" Morrison, but still.

Yikes.
posted by dersins at 8:55 AM on June 23, 2005


I'm with handshake.
posted by schroedinger at 9:03 AM on June 23, 2005


Saw this a few days ago and thought about posting it, but only put it on my own blog instead. The weirdness value of this is through the roof. I wonder if he's commissionable.
posted by absalom at 9:04 AM on June 23, 2005


*jaw drops*

Oh, well, I guess a virgin goddess can join an orgy if she wants to... she's only putting her own fingers in, and Clinton showed us that mouths, fingers, vibrators, cigars, and presidential aides don't count.

Later...

And that's the point. It's not satanic, defiant, or against those book-religion values, but completely off in a different direction, at right angles to the book-religions. The unicorn orgy's holy book is the book of life and love.

And the clincher...

I mean, Pete Townshend's not emperor, you don't HAVE to Face the Face.
posted by themadjuggler at 9:19 AM on June 23, 2005


absalom, what type of commission? in his catalog link he's got a lot of business stuff.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 9:20 AM on June 23, 2005


. . . and as most things do, it will end with a girlfriend, a steamer trunk, and a closet. :oP
posted by nervousfritz at 9:38 AM on June 23, 2005


. . . and as most things do, it will end with a girlfriend, a steamer trunk, and a closet.

Call me a stereotyper, but I don't think things are likely to end with a girlfriend, for this guy.

Well, maybe a clay one.
posted by gurple at 10:09 AM on June 23, 2005


Just a little afternoon delight
posted by srboisvert at 10:25 AM on June 23, 2005


There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
The loveliest of all was the unicorn.
posted by jrossi4r at 10:36 AM on June 23, 2005


Thanks for the new desktop, srboisvert!

*neglects to mention that she collected unicorns in her childhood*
posted by deborah at 10:37 AM on June 23, 2005


The neck, the neck.

The horror, the horror.
posted by KirkJobSluder at 10:42 AM on June 23, 2005


Jeebus god and little baby jeebus. I, uh...


Just a little afternoon delight

I have that t-shirt!
posted by Specklet at 11:10 AM on June 23, 2005


gorgor_balabala writes "He's really got it together."

umm.......not. I guess I prefer a different kind.
posted by peacay at 1:12 PM on June 23, 2005


i mean, these pieces, they are actually very classy.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 1:34 PM on June 23, 2005


The Greeks did faun porn so much better.
posted by Citizen Premier at 1:42 PM on June 23, 2005


that is dialectically moot if not merely untrue.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 1:54 PM on June 23, 2005


Pan Mounting a Goat
His artwork, on the other hand, shows imagination but little skill.
posted by Citizen Premier at 2:26 PM on June 23, 2005


My friend recently returned from India with amazing photographs from some of the old temples there. Walls literally covered with pornographic carvings of every kind. The ones closest to the ground were generally poor people, sometimes animals, etc, while the carvings near the tops of the walls showed religious acetics in some of the most fascinating and improbable poses I've ever seen.

The point is, this guy has nothing on whomever carved that temple.
posted by muddgirl at 3:41 PM on June 23, 2005


I shudder - literally shudder - to think how many wank breaks he must have taken during the creation of this, uh, masturpiece.
posted by Soulfather at 3:49 PM on June 23, 2005


Some guys just can't get girls! But you people bemoan their dreams!
I hope you don't have a furry wet dream tonight, you HIPPOCRATE!

*you know what I'm sayin' "
posted by Balisong at 4:26 PM on June 23, 2005


CP: gasp! wait, attribution. And as far as the lack of skill, hmmm. According to some of his comments, he seems to be attempting technical improvements...He doesn't seem to be calling it finished.

But i think his visual skill is actually very good. Well above average. The expressions in the eyes, the faithfulness to form and body language (even the 'neck' manages to keep a realism to it).
posted by gorgor_balabala at 5:00 PM on June 23, 2005


An afterthought: Just being able to be compared to any old masters is quite an achievement. He may be far afield (or not), but he's in the ballpark...Somewhere.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 5:06 PM on June 23, 2005




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