"Shave and a haircut, two bits!"

January 18, 2006 2:59 PM

If you're into that sort of thing, I guess, more (male) facial hair than you can shake a stick at. [other MeFi reading material while your barber strops...]
posted by Rothko (25 comments total)

posted by The Jesse Helms at 3:09 PM on January 18, 2006

Beard community, huh?

*attempts to resist*

*fails*

Tom Cruise a member?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:13 PM on January 18, 2006

Do people with fuller facial hair experience more male pattern baldness? Is this a testosterone thing?
posted by dgaicun at 3:17 PM on January 18, 2006

Okay, so a lot of this is over-the-top and crazy kinda facial hair, but then there's the guys who look like this.

Hell yeah.
posted by BoringPostcards at 3:17 PM on January 18, 2006

This is ridiculously thrilling! All those lovely beards and mustaches! GAW! Thanks so much!
posted by mrs.pants at 3:18 PM on January 18, 2006

I can shake my stick at more facial hair than your puny intelligence can possibly comprehend.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:18 PM on January 18, 2006

Oh, and:


posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:20 PM on January 18, 2006

Also, famous moustaches.
posted by interrobang at 3:21 PM on January 18, 2006

See my beard?
Don't be skeered.
It's just a beard.
posted by fixedgear at 3:21 PM on January 18, 2006

Ooops, guess I should click all of the links.
posted by fixedgear at 3:23 PM on January 18, 2006

This looks like a job for The Beard Hunter...
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 3:27 PM on January 18, 2006

I think we killed it.
posted by brundlefly at 3:42 PM on January 18, 2006

My apologies to the Beard Community folks.
posted by Rothko at 3:44 PM on January 18, 2006

Now where will all the beards live? Will you take them in?
posted by brundlefly at 3:45 PM on January 18, 2006

I'll see how much closet space I've got left.
posted by Rothko at 3:46 PM on January 18, 2006

As it turns out, that was more facial hair than I could shake my stick at.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:34 PM on January 18, 2006

This is ridiculously thrilling! All those lovely beards and mustaches! GAW! Thanks so much!
posted by mrs.pants at 3:18 PM PST on January 18

I guess this proves different strokes for different folks. I find this site so disgusting that I put down my dinner and am finished having any appetite for the night, possibly the week.
posted by onegreeneye at 5:38 PM on January 18, 2006

This awesome guy is one of my internet buddies simply because of his facial hair.
posted by Citizen Premier at 5:57 PM on January 18, 2006

Yikes.
posted by scratch at 7:20 PM on January 18, 2006

... Riker?

and

National Beard Championship

A neatly suited mp3. 9th song down.
posted by Drexen at 7:22 PM on January 18, 2006

As a man who is unable to grow a beard, I am jealous of the manhood displayed on this site.


posted by space2k at 7:57 PM on January 18, 2006

Richard Hatch?

I can't figure out if this is an enthusiast or Bear site.
posted by mkultra at 8:10 PM on January 18, 2006

Speaking of enthusiasts, I'm getting increasingly enthusiastic about shaving my own damn beard off.
posted by The Monkey at 10:08 PM on January 18, 2006

Word of the day: pogonophile
posted by afu at 11:33 PM on January 18, 2006 [1 favorite]

Huh. Huh huh. He said "strop."
posted by nebulawindphone at 4:57 AM on January 19, 2006