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Rick Santorum Hates Gorillas
August 25, 2006 11:39 AM   Subscribe

Santorum on Gorilla Action Friday Fun - A giant gorilla is chasing around Rick Santorum
posted by cjoh (11 comments total)

 
well then
posted by thirteenkiller at 11:41 AM on August 25, 2006


But, of course, Bill Frist <3 s gorillas/a>.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:46 AM on August 25, 2006


But does Rick Santorum like Gorillaz? And to get to the nubbin: how do gorillas feel about Santorum?
posted by ggreeneva at 11:56 AM on August 25, 2006


A+ for concept. but (a gentleman's) C for execution.
posted by Skygazer at 11:58 AM on August 25, 2006


I bet his dogs are heartbroken ; >
posted by amberglow at 12:15 PM on August 25, 2006


Most gorillas I know personally would not want santorum on them.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:33 PM on August 25, 2006


Most sentient creatures would not want Santorum on them.
posted by blucevalo at 1:00 PM on August 25, 2006


Cause that little muthafucking cheetah can't hang with a guerilla.

/Come down and beware of the black fist
The guerillas straight mutherfucking killers is the mist
posted by Smedleyman at 1:07 PM on August 25, 2006


I always wondered why waste money on those stupid signs in an election. Now we know. You can hold them up against anything you disagree with so they don't get on the front page of the newspapers. That also explains why the election campaigns also purposefully make the stupid signs as gaudy and annoying as possible. Photojournalists would never take pictures where those stupid signs are. If someone dares to use your politician's blatant attempts at abusing fair speech by upstaging him, just plaster the guy with ugly stupid signs. No more first ammendment. It's a brilliant idea, actually. I'm gonna go make my own stupid signs and hire a dozen guys to follow me around, and then I can say anything I want and anyone who disagrees with me will just be paper mache'd with ZACHSMIND FOR AMERICA until they can't move. Then I can talk into microphones and video cameras with impunity about privatizing social security and building more casinos inside public schools. Insert maniacal laughter here.
posted by ZachsMind at 1:13 PM on August 25, 2006


delivers what it promised.
posted by boo_radley at 1:16 PM on August 25, 2006


No more first ammendment. "Terrist propaganda abatement act", sir. ... paper mache'd with ZACHSMIND FOR AMERICA until they can't move. Detained for wearing unapproved clothing and/or bumperstickers outside of the free-speech zone, sir. ... privatizing social security Personal freedom empowerment accounts, sir. ... casinos inside public schools Probability education facilities, sir.
posted by swell at 5:46 PM on August 25, 2006


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