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Whores of Warcraft (NSFW). Tired of having to leave the insulated online fantasy universe to experience pornography?
posted by klangklangston (58 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

 
i'm at work. somebody describe it to me. in detail.
posted by mrgrimm at 12:56 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite]


I suppose 'World of Whorecraft' went right over their head?
posted by prostyle at 12:58 PM on October 3, 2006


An unusually large precentage of flesh-coloured pixels per square inch.
posted by CynicalKnight at 12:58 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite]


Elf pr0n lolz.
posted by Mister_A at 12:59 PM on October 3, 2006


The site is bogged down right now. One has to assume it's because everyone is being really, really thorough with their inspections.
posted by Leather McWhip at 1:09 PM on October 3, 2006


Gives new meaning to the Wailing Caverns!!!LOL!!!

/Wishes he could find a girl that would kiss him.
posted by bardic at 1:11 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite]


It's just regular porn, with a warcraft theme. Pretty straightforward. You have to buy the 'episodes' either as downloads or DVDs (I didn't check)
posted by delmoi at 1:15 PM on October 3, 2006


Jesus there isn't even a free preview gallery. Worst. Pron. Ever.
posted by spicynuts at 1:20 PM on October 3, 2006


Is this something I'd have to live in my mom's basement to understand?
posted by ninjew at 1:21 PM on October 3, 2006


See also.
posted by homunculus at 1:21 PM on October 3, 2006


Is there a DPS counter for the BDSM stuff?
posted by danb at 1:22 PM on October 3, 2006 [2 favorites]


Maf54 (7:55:10 PM): any episodes feature a little guy, like a male hobbit?

Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing

Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock

Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
posted by orthogonality at 1:24 PM on October 3, 2006 [4 favorites]


Danb, the fact that I know what you meant means that I'm even more of a bigger dork than I thought.
posted by Mister_A at 1:27 PM on October 3, 2006


Pepsi Pink?
posted by Thorzdad at 1:27 PM on October 3, 2006


Do these videos involve raids or just solo grinding? Cross-faction duels maybe?
posted by cowbellemoo at 1:43 PM on October 3, 2006


How long to respawn?
posted by Kickstart70 at 2:03 PM on October 3, 2006


These whores of warcraft, they have vibrators?
posted by Skygazer at 2:11 PM on October 3, 2006


It's just regular porn, with a warcraft theme.

No, it's terrible porn with a WoW theme. Yes, there are previews. Yes, I wasted my time watching them. No, don't bother wasting your time. Yes, it's far easier & more fun to simply marry a woman willing to play WoW with you and then sleep with you.
posted by FormlessOne at 2:14 PM on October 3, 2006


orthogonality: So, can we now use "Foley" as a verb to describe an adult-themed thread derailed with inappropriate political references? ;)

Because that so totally foleyed this thread.
posted by FormlessOne at 2:16 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite]


"Pepsi Pink?"

Pepsi Blew.
posted by klangklangston at 2:32 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite]


"Yes, it's far easier . . . to simply marry a woman willing to play WoW with you and then sleep with you."

ROFL!!1!1!!!

Good one.
posted by oddman at 2:42 PM on October 3, 2006


I was really hoping this would be animated in the real WoW style. Star crossed lovers...a night elf and a troll...expressing their secret love in UBRS...while battle rages on around them...

that would be WoW porn. This? I have to admit I didn't check out the previews, but even the descriptions were meh.
posted by miss tea at 2:50 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite]


"Yes, it's far easier . . . to simply marry a woman willing to play WoW with you and then sleep with you."

PS I play WoW with my husband. It happens. :)
posted by miss tea at 2:50 PM on October 3, 2006


i kinda applaud their ingenuity for going for a new genre of porn...but then the execution is pretty poor

eh, porn doesn't have to suck or make you wonder how much heroin or blow the men and women in it did just before the shoot - but this porn does just that

sad...one day though there will be good porn and erotica and we'll shake our heads at the days of all the crap that was out there... (or we'll just be dead, one of the two will come first though)
posted by django_z at 2:57 PM on October 3, 2006


Porn + Warcraft: these guys are going to be rich.
posted by chunking express at 3:01 PM on October 3, 2006


The Internet is for Porn
posted by Vindaloo at 3:03 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite]


Wouldn't "World of Whorecraft" been a funnier title?
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:14 PM on October 3, 2006


Astro Zombie : "Wouldn't 'World of Whorecraft' been a funnier title?"

Well, they took a bit of a slapdick approach to naming. It's "Whores of Warcraft", but the title bar of their page says "Whorecraft".
posted by Bugbread at 3:16 PM on October 3, 2006


Ah. That is slapdick.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:20 PM on October 3, 2006


Oh, here is a 'preview'. Pretty terrible (and nsfw, of course)
posted by delmoi at 3:56 PM on October 3, 2006


I am absolutely shocked that pornography inspired by an online game is of bad quality!
posted by geoff. at 4:10 PM on October 3, 2006


I spent all night grinding and waiting for my pants to drop.
posted by L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg at 4:11 PM on October 3, 2006 [9 favorites]


I PUT ON MY ROBES AND WIZARD....

What the fuck are you doing? You're doing it wrong!! You didn't even roll for critical save!
posted by loquacious at 4:13 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite]


Sjoberg with the win.
posted by anotherbrick at 4:19 PM on October 3, 2006


But the real question - will gangs of dudes hang out in cafes in seoul and ....get off on it.

I don't do WOW, but you know I looked at the web site -- but not the previews -- I can IMAGINE how bad it must be.
posted by RubberHen at 4:22 PM on October 3, 2006


This post brought to mind one of the funnier things I've ever read on the internet. Maybe you've seen it.

http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/cybersex.htm
posted by gummo at 4:49 PM on October 3, 2006


This really has nothing to do with WoW, you know. So, you've basically made a single-link FPP to a porn film.

Is this OK now? I await future posts following this example.
posted by mkultra at 4:59 PM on October 3, 2006


loquacious writes "I PUT ON MY ROBES AND WIZARD..."

LOL... that one's on my top 10 bash.org quotes!
posted by clevershark at 5:30 PM on October 3, 2006


gummo, that was hilarious.
posted by XMLicious at 5:44 PM on October 3, 2006


It's back to the library for Carl Monday...
posted by Tube at 5:53 PM on October 3, 2006


mkultra : "So, you've basically made a single-link FPP to a porn film.

"Is this OK now?"


No. Single links are generally smiled upon at MeFi, but for porn, multiple links are preferred.
posted by Bugbread at 6:02 PM on October 3, 2006 [2 favorites]


Do you have an idea that you would like to see in an episode?

A Unicorn walks into a bar....

Seriously, though, could we hear some more evocative music than the generic electronic "eeeeerrwwwww wucka-wucka watch-them-do-it" score? Perhaps some madrigals or lute-playing, even some chanting monks?
posted by longsleeves at 6:21 PM on October 3, 2006


Quick! To The MeFi-Projects-mobile!
Seriously though, a community produced porn video would rock.
posted by bashos_frog at 6:38 PM on October 3, 2006


Me, I'm waiting for some Pong inspired porn.
posted by spilon at 6:45 PM on October 3, 2006


My wife plays Warcraft with me :)

SUCKERS!
posted by WinnipegDragon at 6:46 PM on October 3, 2006


Does anyone remember the old Everquest cybersex-for-in-game-money project? The website was equally hilarious... but I couldn't drudge up any references to it after all this time. Two wood elves named Peaches and Cream.... something like that.

Anyone? Please god, tell me I am not hallucinating this because that would make me very very ashamed.
posted by Gable Oak at 7:12 PM on October 3, 2006


Oh, here is a 'preview'. Pretty terrible (and nsfw, of course)

SPOILER ALERT. d00d, they practically give away the whole story in the preview.
posted by Extopalopaketle at 7:16 PM on October 3, 2006


What, no gnomes?!
posted by Hlewagast at 7:21 PM on October 3, 2006


I do love the free market enterprise aspect of this but I didn't even bother to preview it. It was clear it was going to be limpworthy.
posted by fenriq at 7:25 PM on October 3, 2006


Oh, here is a 'preview'. Pretty terrible (and nsfw, of course)

Best laugh I've had in a week or two. Hi-larious.
posted by jokeefe at 7:41 PM on October 3, 2006


Meh. At least they could have painted the girl purple and the guy green, better ears, something.

Though in all honestly I thought this was going to just be some machinima porn done with the WoW engine. I think I would have had more respect for that actually.
posted by Talanvor at 9:32 PM on October 3, 2006


gummo, XMLicious, for a bigger set of bloodninja and other stories try these. (NSFW text and a couple thumbnailed ad-images from 'dating' sites). Or just google bloodninja...
posted by onalark at 9:38 PM on October 3, 2006


"Me, I'm waiting for some Pong inspired porn."

Singles or doubles?
posted by longsleeves at 9:52 PM on October 3, 2006


By the looks of the preview video I studied, years upon years of dedicated weapons training paid off for these actors.
posted by Chuckly at 10:52 PM on October 3, 2006


My wife plays Warcraft with me :)

SUCKERS!


My wife doesn't know what Warcraft or fancy dice are

THAT'S PREFERABLE!
posted by Mayor Curley at 3:19 AM on October 4, 2006


Your wife was also unfamiliar with +5 agi on a 2H weapon enchant. Then, unexpectedly she was. I keed.
posted by econous at 7:20 AM on October 4, 2006


My wife not only plays WoW with me, but DDO as well. Every time I log off, a particular quote from "Clue" runs through my mind.
posted by FormlessOne at 1:01 PM on October 4, 2006


I want a +2 enchanted dildo
posted by juliarothbort at 9:28 AM on October 5, 2006


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