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October 3, 2006 12:51 PM

Whores of Warcraft(NSFW). Tired of having to leave the insulated online fantasy universe to experience pornography?
posted by klangklangston (58 comments total)

i'm at work. somebody describe it to me. in detail.
posted by mrgrimm at 12:56 PM on October 3, 2006

I suppose 'World of Whorecraft' went right over their head?
posted by prostyle at 12:58 PM on October 3, 2006

An unusually large precentage of flesh-coloured pixels per square inch.
posted by CynicalKnight at 12:58 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

Elf pr0n lolz.
posted by Mister_A at 12:59 PM on October 3, 2006

The site is bogged down right now. One has to assume it's because everyone is being really, really thorough with their inspections.
posted by Leather McWhip at 1:09 PM on October 3, 2006

Gives new meaning to the Wailing Caverns!!!LOL!!!

/Wishes he could find a girl that would kiss him.
posted by bardic at 1:11 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

It's just regular porn, with a warcraft theme. Pretty straightforward. You have to buy the 'episodes' either as downloads or DVDs (I didn't check)
posted by delmoi at 1:15 PM on October 3, 2006

Jesus there isn't even a free preview gallery. Worst. Pron. Ever.
posted by spicynuts at 1:20 PM on October 3, 2006

Is this something I'd have to live in my mom's basement to understand?
posted by ninjew at 1:21 PM on October 3, 2006

See also.
posted by homunculus at 1:21 PM on October 3, 2006

Is there a DPS counter for the BDSM stuff?
posted by danb at 1:22 PM on October 3, 2006 [2 favorites has favorites]

Maf54 (7:55:10 PM): any episodes feature a little guy, like a male hobbit?

Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing

Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock

Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
posted by orthogonality at 1:24 PM on October 3, 2006 [5 favorites has favorites]

Danb, the fact that I know what you meant means that I'm even more of a bigger dork than I thought.
posted by Mister_A at 1:27 PM on October 3, 2006

Pepsi Pink?
posted by Thorzdad at 1:27 PM on October 3, 2006

Do these videos involve raids or just solo grinding? Cross-faction duels maybe?
posted by cowbellemoo at 1:43 PM on October 3, 2006

How long to respawn?
posted by Kickstart70 at 2:03 PM on October 3, 2006

These whores of warcraft, they have vibrators?
posted by Skygazer at 2:11 PM on October 3, 2006

It's just regular porn, with a warcraft theme.

No, it's terrible porn with a WoW theme. Yes, there are previews. Yes, I wasted my time watching them. No, don't bother wasting your time. Yes, it's far easier & more fun to simply marry a woman willing to play WoW with you and then sleep with you.
posted by FormlessOne at 2:14 PM on October 3, 2006

orthogonality: So, can we now use "Foley" as a verb to describe an adult-themed thread derailed with inappropriate political references? ;)

Because that so totally foleyed this thread.
posted by FormlessOne at 2:16 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

"Pepsi Pink?"

Pepsi Blew.
posted by klangklangston at 2:32 PM on October 3, 2006

"Yes, it's far easier . . . to simply marry a woman willing to play WoW with you and then sleep with you."

ROFL!!1!1!!!

Good one.
posted by oddman at 2:42 PM on October 3, 2006

I was really hoping this would be animated in the real WoW style. Star crossed lovers...a night elf and a troll...expressing their secret love in UBRS...while battle rages on around them...

that would be WoW porn. This? I have to admit I didn't check out the previews, but even the descriptions were meh.
posted by miss tea at 2:50 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

"Yes, it's far easier . . . to simply marry a woman willing to play WoW with you and then sleep with you."

PS I play WoW with my husband. It happens. :)
posted by miss tea at 2:50 PM on October 3, 2006

i kinda applaud their ingenuity for going for a new genre of porn...but then the execution is pretty poor

eh, porn doesn't have to suck or make you wonder how much heroin or blow the men and women in it did just before the shoot - but this porn does just that

sad...one day though there will be good porn and erotica and we'll shake our heads at the days of all the crap that was out there... (or we'll just be dead, one of the two will come first though)
posted by django_z at 2:57 PM on October 3, 2006

Porn + Warcraft: these guys are going to be rich.
posted by chunking express at 3:01 PM on October 3, 2006

The Internet is for Porn
posted by Vindaloo at 3:03 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

Wouldn't "World of Whorecraft" been a funnier title?
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:14 PM on October 3, 2006

Astro Zombie : "Wouldn't 'World of Whorecraft' been a funnier title?"

Well, they took a bit of a slapdick approach to naming. It's "Whores of Warcraft", but the title bar of their page says "Whorecraft".
posted by Bugbread at 3:16 PM on October 3, 2006

Ah. That is slapdick.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:20 PM on October 3, 2006

Oh, here is a 'preview'. Pretty terrible (and nsfw, of course)
posted by delmoi at 3:56 PM on October 3, 2006

I am absolutely shocked that pornography inspired by an online game is of bad quality!
posted by geoff. at 4:10 PM on October 3, 2006

I spent all night grinding and waiting for my pants to drop.
posted by L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg at 4:11 PM on October 3, 2006 [8 favorites has favorites]

I PUT ON MY ROBES AND WIZARD....

What the fuck are you doing? You're doing it wrong!! You didn't even roll for critical save!
posted by loquacious at 4:13 PM on October 3, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

Sjoberg with the win.
posted by anotherbrick at 4:19 PM on October 3, 2006

But the real question - will gangs of dudes hang out in cafes in seoul and ....get off on it.

I don't do WOW, but you know I looked at the web site -- but not the previews -- I can IMAGINE how bad it must be.
posted by RubberHen at 4:22 PM on October 3, 2006

This post brought to mind one of the funnier things I've ever read on the internet. Maybe you've seen it.

http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/cybersex.htm
posted by gummo at 4:49 PM on October 3, 2006

This really has nothing to do with WoW, you know. So, you've basically made a single-link FPP to a porn film.

Is this OK now? I await future posts following this example.
posted by mkultra at 4:59 PM on October 3, 2006

loquacious writes "I PUT ON MY ROBES AND WIZARD..."

LOL... that one's on my top 10 bash.org quotes!
posted by clevershark at 5:30 PM on October 3, 2006

gummo, that was hilarious.
posted by XMLicious at 5:44 PM on October 3, 2006

It's back to the library for Carl Monday...
posted by Tube at 5:53 PM on October 3, 2006

mkultra : "So, you've basically made a single-link FPP to a porn film.

"Is this OK now?"

No. Single links are generally smiled upon at MeFi, but for porn, multiple links are preferred.
posted by Bugbread at 6:02 PM on October 3, 2006 [2 favorites has favorites]

Do you have an idea that you would like to see in an episode?

A Unicorn walks into a bar....

Seriously, though, could we hear some more evocative music than the generic electronic "eeeeerrwwwww wucka-wucka watch-them-do-it" score? Perhaps some madrigals or lute-playing, even some chanting monks?
posted by longsleeves at 6:21 PM on October 3, 2006

Quick! To The MeFi-Projects-mobile!
Seriously though, a community produced porn video would rock.
posted by bashos_frog at 6:38 PM on October 3, 2006

Me, I'm waiting for some Pong inspired porn.
posted by spilon at 6:45 PM on October 3, 2006

My wife plays Warcraft with me :)

SUCKERS!
posted by WinnipegDragon at 6:46 PM on October 3, 2006

Does anyone remember the old Everquest cybersex-for-in-game-money project? The website was equally hilarious... but I couldn't drudge up any references to it after all this time. Two wood elves named Peaches and Cream.... something like that.

Anyone? Please god, tell me I am not hallucinating this because that would make me very very ashamed.
posted by Gable Oak at 7:12 PM on October 3, 2006

Oh, here is a 'preview'. Pretty terrible (and nsfw, of course)

SPOILER ALERT. d00d, they practically give away the whole story in the preview.
posted by Extopalopaketle at 7:16 PM on October 3, 2006

What, no gnomes?!
posted by Hlewagast at 7:21 PM on October 3, 2006

I do love the free market enterprise aspect of this but I didn't even bother to preview it. It was clear it was going to be limpworthy.
posted by fenriq at 7:25 PM on October 3, 2006

Oh, here is a 'preview'. Pretty terrible (and nsfw, of course)

Best laugh I've had in a week or two. Hi-larious.
posted by jokeefe at 7:41 PM on October 3, 2006

Meh. At least they could have painted the girl purple and the guy green, better ears, something.

Though in all honestly I thought this was going to just be some machinima porn done with the WoW engine. I think I would have had more respect for that actually.
posted by Talanvor at 9:32 PM on October 3, 2006

gummo, XMLicious, for a bigger set of bloodninja and other stories try these. (NSFW text and a couple thumbnailed ad-images from 'dating' sites). Or just google bloodninja...
posted by onalark at 9:38 PM on October 3, 2006

"Me, I'm waiting for some Pong inspired porn."

Singles or doubles?
posted by longsleeves at 9:52 PM on October 3, 2006

By the looks of the preview video I studied, years upon years of dedicated weapons training paid off for these actors.
posted by Chuckly at 10:52 PM on October 3, 2006

My wife plays Warcraft with me :)

SUCKERS!

My wife doesn't know what Warcraft or fancy dice are

THAT'S PREFERABLE!
posted by Mayor Curley at 3:19 AM on October 4, 2006

Your wife was also unfamiliar with +5 agi on a 2H weapon enchant. Then, unexpectedly she was. I keed.
posted by econous at 7:20 AM on October 4, 2006

My wife not only plays WoW with me, but DDO as well. Every time I log off, a particular quote from "Clue" runs through my mind.
posted by FormlessOne at 1:01 PM on October 4, 2006

I want a +2 enchanted dildo
posted by juliarothbort at 9:28 AM on October 5, 2006