Naughty Knots

March 24, 2007 8:47 AM

Naughty Needles Knitting. Knit yourself a Pony Hood or become a Furmaid. If you're in Kansas City, you can stop by for the all-knitted burlesque show. [Some images on the site NSFW]
posted by jacquilynne (13 comments total)

Who says knaughty knitting kneedles are only for self-administered abortions anymore?
posted by DenOfSizer at 8:56 AM on March 24, 2007

Also, crocheted vulvas and knitted uteruses.
posted by DenOfSizer at 9:00 AM on March 24, 2007

A lot of yarn comes pre-packaged in a convenient ball-gag shape.
posted by hermitosis at 9:01 AM on March 24, 2007 [2 favorites]

My Grandma will be so excited! She's been looking for something to knit me for years.
posted by Balisong at 9:06 AM on March 24, 2007

Oh, there's all sorts of fun stuff you can make.
posted by miss lynnster at 9:18 AM on March 24, 2007

heh heh.... clamshell.... heh
posted by Wonderwoman at 10:37 AM on March 24, 2007

See also: the Snatchel, and the Beanis [NSFW, of course].
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 2:39 PM on March 24, 2007

Hmm, what if we all walked around in crocheted suits that would represent what is normally hidden under the clothes? That would be bizarre. Dali would be proud. Or maybe Claes Oldenburg.
posted by Listener at 3:06 PM on March 24, 2007

Knitting is weird. At least on Metafilter.
posted by squashy wol at 3:25 PM on March 24, 2007

KONIAKOW, Poland - For two centuries, the women of this small Silesian highlands town have hooked thread in intricate crochet patterns to create lace tablecloths and altar ornaments coveted by royalty across Europe.

It was an art taught by mothers to daughters, done at home after the daily farming chores were finished, bringing honor and income to the 500-year-old village in southwest Poland still traversed by horse-drawn carts.

Then came G-strings. Last fall, some lace makers trying to earn money spun a racy twist to the art, deciding that underwear would sell better than doilies. Since, the town of 3,000 has been in an uproar, neighbor pitted against neighbor, over the "stringi," Polish for string.

Stringi Koniakowskie
posted by Rhomboid at 3:44 PM on March 24, 2007 [1 favorite]

Someone once knit me a forehead cock.
posted by astruc at 8:04 PM on March 24, 2007

*ahem*
posted by ilsa at 8:32 PM on March 24, 2007

Photo caption contest?
posted by portisfreak at 10:08 PM on March 24, 2007