What's it all mean?

April 19, 2007 2:08 PM

Click here for nothingWhen you're online doing nothing, and there's nothing to see, nothing to read, and nothing to buy, you might as well settle for nothing.
posted by Tommy Gnosis (39 comments total)

This means nothing to me.
posted by Milkman Dan at 2:12 PM on April 19, 2007

No link to this nothing?
posted by 0xFCAF at 2:13 PM on April 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Oh Lord. Is this the post where everyone starts talking about how great Seinfeld was? Ugh.
posted by miss lynnster at 2:15 PM on April 19, 2007

Thanks for . . .
posted by nola at 2:16 PM on April 19, 2007

Is nihilism the deepest form of empathy?
posted by Burhanistan at 2:17 PM on April 19, 2007

Please give me something.
posted by jefbla at 2:18 PM on April 19, 2007

We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
posted by Koko at 2:18 PM on April 19, 2007

nothing to see here...
posted by stirfry at 2:19 PM on April 19, 2007

The goggles... zey do nossing!
posted by Mister_A at 2:20 PM on April 19, 2007

Is nihilism the deepest form of empathy?

I could not possibly agree with this more.
posted by phaedon at 2:21 PM on April 19, 2007

posted by buriednexttoyou at 2:22 PM on April 19, 2007

Google: Nothing not found.
posted by psmealey at 2:22 PM on April 19, 2007

Hey, I moved down to #3 for nothing, I used to be #1 and get all kinds of odd email from people searching for nothing and finding me.
posted by mathowie at 2:23 PM on April 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Now I'm Nothing
posted by empath at 2:24 PM on April 19, 2007

There's nothing you can taste, nothing you can see, nothing you can hear, nothing you can feel, nothing you can smell, you do not even know who you are.
posted by bastionofsanity at 2:26 PM on April 19, 2007

more nothing from NIN.
posted by empath at 2:26 PM on April 19, 2007

Monday, nothing, Tuesday, nothing, Wednesday, nothing, Thursday nothing, Friday for a change a whole lot of nothing.
posted by octothorpe at 2:33 PM on April 19, 2007

I got nothing.
posted by everichon at 2:45 PM on April 19, 2007

I am the servant of the power behind The Nothing.
posted by WolfDaddy at 2:47 PM on April 19, 2007

Nobody.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 2:48 PM on April 19, 2007

Hey, I moved down to #3 for nothing, I used to be #1 and get all kinds of odd email from people searching for nothing and finding me.

And you gave it your everything!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 2:50 PM on April 19, 2007

You know Joe Pesci would never find this site, because he keeps doing google searches for "nuttin."
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:03 PM on April 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Everybody sing!
posted by miss lynnster at 3:11 PM on April 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

You know Joe Pesci would never find this site, because he keeps doing google searches for "nuttin."

I hear David Beckham has the same problem, searching for "nuffinck."
posted by jimmythefish at 3:23 PM on April 19, 2007

Just adding to the nothingness.
posted by Abiezer at 3:51 PM on April 19, 2007

Ya know if you add this post to zombo.com they nullify each other.

(because nothing is impossible at zombocom:)
posted by MrLint at 4:18 PM on April 19, 2007

My favorite nothing is nothings.
posted by ziz at 5:10 PM on April 19, 2007

we've done nothing before, nothing to see here.
posted by moonbird at 5:27 PM on April 19, 2007

I didn't think anybody could be THAT bored at work! Even I can find something!
posted by WaterSprite at 6:06 PM on April 19, 2007

A track off of the album Nothing by Adrian Orange, aka Thanksgiving.
posted by sponge at 7:10 PM on April 19, 2007

Nothingness, sold for very little.
posted by longsleeves at 7:17 PM on April 19, 2007

Naasink!
posted by anthill at 9:13 PM on April 19, 2007

posted by caddis at 10:05 PM on April 19, 2007

Everything?
posted by ageispolis at 10:33 PM on April 19, 2007

There's nothing you can taste, nothing you can see, nothing you can hear, nothing you can feel, you do not even know who you are.
posted by plant at 10:59 PM on April 19, 2007

I know nothing.
posted by miss lynnster at 11:53 PM on April 19, 2007

By the way, that movie sucks.
posted by zardoz at 12:47 AM on April 20, 2007

Nothing wrong with this.
posted by Goofyy at 1:12 AM on April 20, 2007

Do you believe in Nothing?
posted by nimsey lou at 8:55 AM on April 21, 2007