Put. The. Bedazzler. Down.

May 24, 2007 6:38 AM

"Bling Ballz" is a song by The Bassturd featuring MC Keef and Hermes. It is about the fine art of testicular enhancement through the application of "bling." [One-link YouTube Post / More songs on MySpace]
posted by beaucoupkevin (14 comments total)

Er. That's "Bling Ballz." Dammit.
posted by beaucoupkevin at 6:38 AM on May 24, 2007

I generally dislike onelinkyoutubefpp's, and I generally dislike rap, but this was excellent.

ta.
posted by pompomtom at 6:54 AM on May 24, 2007

The title of this post made me laugh really loud and spit my coffee all over my desk. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. BEDAZZLER!!!!
posted by rubyeyo at 6:57 AM on May 24, 2007

Let me guess, these cats are white.
posted by three blind mice at 7:19 AM on May 24, 2007

So... if I already enhanced my balls with "blin", where does that leave me?
posted by LordSludge at 7:21 AM on May 24, 2007

Too slow, dudes, I already have a jeweler living in my vans deferns who hand-coats each individual sperm in diamond dust.
posted by The Straightener at 7:21 AM on May 24, 2007

This is a load of bollox.
posted by Elmore at 7:32 AM on May 24, 2007

blingballz

The little tag that could
posted by uri at 7:39 AM on May 24, 2007

Wow, it's like Genius of Love for the 21st century.
posted by runtina at 7:40 AM on May 24, 2007

That was hilarious.
posted by arcticwoman at 7:49 AM on May 24, 2007

I can't decide what's more surprising, that someone would turn a one-liner ("ha, ha, bedazzler on yer ballz, yo") into a 3-minute rap, or that someone would take the time to make an animated video for a 3-minute rap about blingballz.

Either way, my inner 13 year old thought that was damn funny and will be repeating "Blingballz! Bedazzler! Rhinestone ya nuts!" all weekend.
posted by Joe Invisible at 8:34 AM on May 24, 2007

SO THIS IS WHAT FAME FEELS LIKE
posted by keef at 8:51 AM on May 24, 2007

I'm entertaining the idea
posted by ob at 9:14 AM on May 24, 2007

If I dig through my boxes, I may still have the Bedazzler I got for Christmas when I was 10. Since I don't have any balls (or ballz, even) I could pass it on to any of you who do... provided you reciprocate with pictures of your rhinestoned nuts.
posted by arcticwoman at 9:45 AM on May 24, 2007