Bo Fo' Sho'

September 28, 2007 11:15 AM

Bo Fo' Sho' [youtube] My name is bo fo sho, a born bostonian, aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
posted by srboisvert (16 comments total)

Kids these days!

"Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin 'he shouldnt have written it'
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit."

Now, get offa my fuckin' law, dude!
posted by ericb at 11:22 AM on September 28, 2007

err -- *lawn* but, *law* also works!
posted by ericb at 11:23 AM on September 28, 2007

Painfully dorky. :P
posted by delmoi at 11:29 AM on September 28, 2007

i see good things ahead for this man
posted by es_de_bah at 11:34 AM on September 28, 2007

Bo Fo Sho is a Mo Fo'in Ho
posted by PeterMcDermott at 11:42 AM on September 28, 2007

terrific
posted by Addiction at 11:45 AM on September 28, 2007

Hmmm, he looks familiar.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:58 AM on September 28, 2007

Painful.
posted by hermitosis at 11:59 AM on September 28, 2007

jack ain't black, barry ain't white.

That would be a pretty kickass line if the Bloodhound Gang (all of people, jeez) hadn't already done it better:

"This hardcore ghetto gangsta image takes a lot of practice;
I'm not black like Barry White, no, I am white like Frank Black is.
So if man is five and the devil is six, then that must make me seven.
This honky's gone to heaven."
posted by Greg Nog at 12:01 PM on September 28, 2007

Massive fail. It's all Andy Samberg's fault.
posted by sociolibrarian at 12:32 PM on September 28, 2007

no.
posted by eyeballkid at 12:45 PM on September 28, 2007 [1 favorite]

I gotta agree with this YouTube commenter:

ha ha I get it a white guy rapping but really nerdily!! with a purposely stilted delivery!!! and aahaha even about nerdy subjects like science and books!!! l.m.a.o.

this is ground breaking and has never been done before. god Bless you.

you have a great future in comedy writing and acting!!!!!!!

please die in a car fire

posted by desjardins at 12:46 PM on September 28, 2007 [7 favorites]

And to think, I was just telling my husband I didn't mind FPP of one-link YouTube shenanigans.

I am so lucky that YouTube wasn't around when I was 17. I thought I was really, really funny too.
posted by Gucky at 12:50 PM on September 28, 2007

I have to agree with desjardins:

One -- trick -- (unoriginal) pony.

Now I'm understanding why so many people think Judd Apatow is an auteur.
posted by wfc123 at 5:50 PM on September 28, 2007

personally, i like his hardcore eloquence and, as he notes, lyricism. that's what makes it novel for me. and his competent delivery helps.
posted by es_de_bah at 7:56 PM on September 28, 2007

i just cracked a molar.
posted by rudster at 12:26 PM on September 29, 2007