He got nailed.
February 14, 2008 3:07 AM Subscribe
Doctors successfully removed a two-inch nail from a man's genitals yesterday.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse (56 comments total)
Doctors pulled the nail out of his urethra on their first attempt and later said the man could have died if the object had not been spotted on X-ray. The man had admitted himself to SMC on Sunday night with extreme abdominal pain and was unable to speak.
The man told doctors the last thing he remembered was having something sprayed in his face and being fondled by one of his assailants before he blacked out.
Reminds me of people who insert strange things into their arse
and then claim, 'oh doctor, I slipped over in the bath and this artillery shell went up me' khyber, honest!'
Also reminds me of the charming Albert Fish
, who, among his other awful doings, stuck over a dozen needles into his pelvis and perineum, presumably for kicks.