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PAMELA IS THE DNA OF WORLD WIDE WEB!!
January 17, 2009 3:01 PM   Subscribe


 
FIRST!!!!
posted by mattoxic at 3:02 PM on January 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


TimeBoob
posted by Joe Beese at 3:03 PM on January 17, 2009 [3 favorites]


What is this, Silly Saturday? TWO crazy posts in a row? Will there be a third? C'mon, do we have another taker?
posted by brina at 3:08 PM on January 17, 2009


OH SHIT...
posted by Effigy2000 at 3:08 PM on January 17, 2009


Verry NIce I LIKE
posted by Potomac Avenue at 3:10 PM on January 17, 2009


So you finally found my homepage. Well, fuck you.
posted by Dumsnill at 3:12 PM on January 17, 2009 [7 favorites]


The poster also forgot the "beneathbatshitinsane" tag.
posted by Joe Beese at 3:14 PM on January 17, 2009


My Favourite Babe, 2002 (compatible with Netscape's 1994 1.0 browser) (800 x 600)

A web project about human evolution, Amphibians and Pamela Anderson 'My Favourite Babe' depicts the ultimate cybernetic and digitised body of our times: Pamela Anderson. The project explores the extremes of human evolutionary discourse and finds its starting point in the modified and digitised body of Pamela Anderson and her character of CJ Parker from the TV series Baywatch, as a surf lifesaver, mutant information amphibian and DNA of the internet.


Quite.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 3:18 PM on January 17, 2009


Pamela is INTERNET MADE FLESH!!

... isn't that a David Cronenberg film?
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:20 PM on January 17, 2009 [2 favorites]


My F;avoritE Babe!
posted by flatluigi at 3:21 PM on January 17, 2009


I'd been kind of wanting a copy of this gif from the internet old days. Note messed up alpha on some of the pixels, giving the ball these sort of 'tails'.

I actually remember using it on some web pages. Good times.
posted by delmoi at 3:22 PM on January 17, 2009


PAMELA MOMMY LOVER with Kid Rock in LA (ALL NIGHT PARTYING)

* Addicted to oxygen! (healtyh family uniT)
* Very adult protein!
* pamela anderson offical web site!
posted by piratebowling at 3:23 PM on January 17, 2009


The poster also forgot the "beneathbatshitinsane" tag.

No I didn't, I thought it was beneath me.
posted by humannaire at 3:24 PM on January 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


I...it...um, then.....which is the oxygen flesh...Pamale Indurrsson...best faeverote girl...helathy protein...G. Sphaerica poolside....which?.....reproducion....where is the yolk?
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 3:28 PM on January 17, 2009


Appears to have about 30 pages (unless there's some hidden links or something)... all pretty much the same, I'm kinda wondering if this is fake-crazy
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:28 PM on January 17, 2009


I'm going to go ahead and be pedantic enough to point out that the <div> tag didn't exist when Netscape 1 was around. Neither did "align".

If you're gonna do a parody of old-school web, use <font> and <center> and most of all <blink>!
posted by ook at 3:34 PM on January 17, 2009 [6 favorites]


Yak shi mash!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:36 PM on January 17, 2009


Shit Sandwich. With Tits.
posted by dbiedny at 3:37 PM on January 17, 2009


As they say in Arabic, "wa-mā 'uhibbu 'akthar huwa 'ash-shacri l-'ashqar maca l-hawājibi s-sawda'." And I mean, who wouldn't agree with that?
posted by miss lynnster at 3:44 PM on January 17, 2009


Also needs the conquestofbatshitinsane tag that is used so infrequently in these less... civilized days.
posted by Naberius at 3:50 PM on January 17, 2009 [2 favorites]


This ian haig guy is pretty badass.

Men of the Internet
Crazy Popup webproject wtf.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 4:01 PM on January 17, 2009


"If you're gonna do a parody of old-school web, use and
and most of all !
"

ook! slow down!
i think you're taking the bland post-ballardian influenced suburban art of ian haig far too seriously.
posted by artof.mulata at 4:25 PM on January 17, 2009




and thus the word 'fugly' was born....
posted by jonmc at 4:30 PM on January 17, 2009


It's nice to see George Bush has a side-project to keep himself busy with.
posted by Ron Thanagar at 4:30 PM on January 17, 2009


Ok, this is just dumb.
posted by bluesky43 at 4:37 PM on January 17, 2009


So many pearls of wisdom here. Like: "water (made up of information) moves arounnd the body & through the PORES!"

I mean, who could argue with that? You'd have to be waaaaaay beneath the valley of the ultra-batshitinsanes to argue with THAT.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:40 PM on January 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


Oh Kevin4 you're my favorite. Much cuter than Kevin1 or 2. But wait, where is Kevin3? ITS A MYSETERY!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 4:58 PM on January 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


Bad website is bad, but not so bad as to be good, or even perversely interesting.
posted by killdevil at 5:17 PM on January 17, 2009


I'm kinda wondering if this is fake-crazy

fake crazy real bad
posted by humannaire at 6:13 PM on January 17, 2009


The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach.
</borat>
posted by TedW at 7:17 PM on January 17, 2009


Fake-crazy or viral marketing?
posted by Electrius at 7:21 PM on January 17, 2009


YOU ARE ALL TITILLATED STUPID!!!!
posted by pyramid termite at 7:49 PM on January 17, 2009


It appears that someone has confused Metafilter with a number of other web sites. I would list those web sites, but time doesn't allow me to do so before this post is deleted.
posted by HuronBob at 7:56 PM on January 17, 2009


I wanna make romance explosion on your netscape
posted by mannequito at 8:29 PM on January 17, 2009 [1 favorite]




Really? I thought it was kind of cool.
posted by heyho at 9:26 PM on January 17, 2009


Yeah, something about it struck me as fake crazy/viral for some reason too.

Crazy people have a message, even if its incoherent, like the inimitable Time Cube. This is too disjointed to be real crazy. This is someone just putting us on.

Not that I don't enjoy the site, I mean, come on, it's Pamela Anderson, what's not to like?
posted by Xoebe at 9:57 PM on January 17, 2009


and yet, all the same, I would consider this art.

outsider art, perhaps.
posted by Afroblanco at 10:00 PM on January 17, 2009


Agreement not necessary.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 10:17 PM on January 17, 2009


I think his other project - Men of the internet - is funnier. (The list of projects.)
posted by twoleftfeet at 10:42 PM on January 17, 2009


this is just lame, and dull to boot. there's enough real crazy random crap on the internet without pretentious wannabe artists making fake copies of the real shit.
posted by dvdgee at 11:00 PM on January 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


Well, I like the "Erotic marine life" and aquatic life emphasis.
posted by Smedleyman at 11:13 PM on January 17, 2009


This isn't actual batshitinsane, it looks more like an art site of some sort, which happens to be very referential to Time Cube and the early web.
posted by dunkadunc at 1:20 AM on January 18, 2009


I sure as hell don't want to see the Internet made flesh, as it's probably hermaphroditic and has 14 million boob jobs.
posted by BrotherCaine at 1:25 AM on January 18, 2009


The world is full of the parasites
and other competitive SPECIES !!

  • DO YOU Like my WEB SITE?


    I like it a little bit

  • posted by a womble is an active kind of sloth at 1:26 AM on January 18, 2009


    anyone remember the random babe page at tu delft back in 93?
    posted by tomplus2 at 9:25 AM on January 18, 2009


    I saw this installation at PICA, there's a little more about it here, though unfortunately I can't find the catalogue essay online, which sucks because I remember it as being pretty good (and it was there that I was introduced to googlewhacking).
    It was 6 years ago, so my apologies if I'm wrong about the details, but I remember it as being a room filled with hot pink paddle-pool type things, with tubes going all over the place and a diagram or bit of text about harvesting semen from drains, with a computer set up for browsing the above webpage.
    Clearly it has made some sort of lasting impression on me.
    posted by sleep_walker at 12:23 AM on January 19, 2009


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