I love those Wikipedia amateur images of a "typical penis". Somewhere, some exhibitionist with a good camera has managed to get millions of people to look at his dick, every day. posted by Nelson at 7:41 AM on August 12, 2009 [6 favorites]
Can't seem to find them on iTunes. What's the name of their album? posted by Burhanistan at 8:44 AM on August 12, 2009
One recent study involving 2,213 men in Olmstead County, Minn., showed significant declines in erectile function, libido, and ejaculatory function -- but only moderate decreases in sexual satisfaction
...and there goes the real estate market in Olmstead County, Minn. posted by Skygazer at 8:46 AM on August 12, 2009 [3 favorites]
Two guys are walking across the Golden Gate Bridge together. At the middle they both stop and begin peeing off the side of the bridge.
A penis is considered abnormally small only if it measures less than 3 inches (7.6cm) when erect, a condition called micropenis.
Seriously? That's what they call it? They couldn't possibly think of a more positive euphemism like the way they call baby cow "veal" or something? Was Justkillyourselfnowitis taken? posted by XQUZYPHYR at 9:14 AM on August 12, 2009 [12 favorites]
Is this where the dicks hang out?
posted by stinkycheese at 11:24 AM on August 12 [+] [!]
Some of us work for organizations that disseminate (ha ha ha!) sexual health information. And we're working from home today! posted by rtha at 9:20 AM on August 12, 2009
I love those Wikipedia amateur images of a "typical penis". Somewhere, some exhibitionist with a good camera has managed to get millions of people to look at his dick, every day.
This problem is so common that Wikimedia Commons has a no-penis icon used specifically to warn that Wikimedia Commons does not generally require user-submitted images of their own penises. posted by mkb at 9:46 AM on August 12, 2009 [2 favorites]
I love those Wikipedia amateur images of a "typical penis". Somewhere, some exhibitionist with a good camera has managed to get millions of people to look at his dick, every day.
posted by Nelson at 10:41 AM on August 12
This problem is so common that Wikimedia Commons has a no-penis icon used specifically to warn that Wikimedia Commons does not generally require user-submitted images of their own penises.
posted by mkb at 12:46 PM on August 12
Ay mon! Welcome to Jamaica! posted by Severian at 11:33 AM on August 12, 2009
This is funny because just this morning, I saw my cat's tiny, pointy penis and said, "HAHA! YOU HAVE A TINY, POINTY PENIS!" He just glanced up at me and gave me a look which clearly said, "it may be tiny, but at least I can lick it". Little bastard. posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 11:39 AM on August 12, 2009 [6 favorites]
Eponhyst-wait, what? posted by The Whelk at 11:42 AM on August 12, 2009
> between the ages of 40 and 70, the percentage of potent men falls from 60% to roughly 30%, studies show.
Anyone else find this profoundly depressing? Only 60% at age 40??? posted by fcummins at 1:12 PM on August 12, 2009
The worst break of my life
Call me squeamish, but I refuse to click that link. posted by BoatMeme at 1:23 PM on August 12, 2009
between the ages of 40 and 70, the percentage of potent men falls from 60% to roughly 30%, studies show.
Sounds like a reality show: Penis Survivor. 80 year old Frank is still standing tall, having shaken off the doping allegations, but how long can keep this up? posted by msalt at 1:51 PM on August 12, 2009 [2 favorites]
Huh? What's special and best-of-the-web about these links? posted by agregoli at 4:48 PM on August 12, 2009
Nothing, but I wonder what will happen if this post gets deleted. I mean seriously, 2 WebMD links, a Wikipedia page, a previous MeFi post and I forget what that last one was (can't click on NSFW links right now), but I think it was a product info page. posted by iamkimiam at 5:02 PM on August 12, 2009
I'm going to be a bit dumbfounded if it doesn't get deleted. posted by agregoli at 5:08 PM on August 12, 2009
Dare I say, I'm surprised its stayed up as long as it has. posted by iamkimiam at 6:49 PM on August 12, 2009 [5 favorites]
The entire web felt heavy and turgid today. Limp. Unable to respond. I tried my best but this day has been all floppy and unsatifying, no matter how hard I pushed. posted by The Whelk at 7:21 PM on August 12, 2009
The worst break of my life
Call me squeamish, but I refuse to click that link.
You're squeamish. The link is fairly lighthearted though (considering) and informative. However, I'll never think of eggplant the same way again. posted by metagnathous at 7:39 PM on August 12, 2009
I also wonder why this silly stunt dick post is still here. Are we going to have one tomorrow about testicles? posted by Burhanistan at 7:49 PM on August 12, 2009
Penises: They are about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
big. Now can we PLEASE, as a culture, move on? posted by crossoverman at 10:37 PM on August 12, 2009
It's not a stunt post. If you have problems with it, could you take it to Metatalk rather than bitching repeatedly here 'bout it? posted by Brandon Blatcher at 10:41 PM on August 12, 2009
"Could have titled this 'I am Joe's Penis', "cuz I don't think Reader's Digest did that one!"
I wonder. They did have some articles titled I am Jane's Foo for when Joe couldn't be expect to be the owner's name. posted by Mitheral at 12:54 AM on August 13, 2009
No apologies for length? I'm disappointed. posted by Molesome at 3:38 AM on August 13, 2009
It's more about the width. posted by The Whelk at 3:47 AM on August 13, 2009
Best of the Web! Thanks for posting these awesome links. Only on MetaFilter can I find such great pictures and commentary. posted by RussHy at 5:09 AM on August 13, 2009 [1 favorite]
"One way I motivate my overweight patients is by telling them that they can appear to gain up to an inch in size simply by losing weight."
Penises: They are about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
big.
[presses cmd+plus, nods in agreement]
An aburdly wrong width, though.
Here, try this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ohmymy<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< posted by five fresh fish at 1:50 PM on August 13, 2009
BTW, what do you call a circumcision done with pinking shears?
posted by The Whelk at 7:33 AM on August 12, 2009 [7 favorites]