Vintage Mouse Porn

November 7, 2009 7:25 PM

Vintage Mouse Porn (NSFW). Pre-1970 pornography, redrawn with cartoon mice.

Tempe, AZ artist Jon Haddock (previously) shows us the seedy side of classic cartoons. Some of his other projects include a strangely Davey and Goliath looking automata called Andrew Meyer (Don't Tase Me, Bro) and the grin suppressing Cartoon Violence, very traumatic events retold as cartoons. (via Hallwalls).

posted by kuujjuarapik (32 comments total)

...you can't just unsee something like that, afterwards.

*shudders*

posted by leotrotsky at 7:31 PM on November 7, 2009

Welp.
posted by Mikey-San at 7:36 PM on November 7, 2009 [1 favorite]

THIS IS GOOD
posted by mhjb at 7:37 PM on November 7, 2009

EEK!
posted by Ron Thanagar at 7:37 PM on November 7, 2009 [3 favorites]

BEST OF THE WEB!!! WOULD STAIN A PART OF MY BRAIN AGAIN A+++++++
posted by Big_B at 7:44 PM on November 7, 2009 [5 favorites]

what a bizarre project!

i don't really know what to say beyond "oh my."
posted by gursky at 7:45 PM on November 7, 2009

I came here to make a furry joke, but you know, those we're kind of cool in a warped way.

As jpg on the web...meh. But I would love to be at the art opening where people stood around and discussed the aspects of the art. "I particularly live the use of visual space and contrast right around the mouse's dong."
posted by cjorgensen at 7:45 PM on November 7, 2009 [1 favorite]

Rule 43: You can find anything on the Internet if you are willing to look for it long enough.

Perfect example.
posted by Splunge at 7:46 PM on November 7, 2009

mhjb marked this thread as a favorite because he's a furvert!
posted by cjorgensen at 7:47 PM on November 7, 2009 [1 favorite]

But I would love to be at the art opening where people stood around and discussed the aspects of the art.

Honestly, there was a lot of giggling. It is pretty silly stuff.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 7:50 PM on November 7, 2009

Well that sure steamboated my willie.
posted by Rhomboid at 7:59 PM on November 7, 2009 [17 favorites]

Also circa 1970: The hidden shame of the Mouse Problem.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 8:00 PM on November 7, 2009 [1 favorite]

is anyone else getting really turned on by this?
posted by mattoxic at 8:18 PM on November 7, 2009 [1 favorite]

Cheesy.
posted by jonmc at 8:19 PM on November 7, 2009 [3 favorites]

Would it be in horrible taste to get Art Spiegelman to sign my copies?
posted by now i'm piste at 8:33 PM on November 7, 2009 [16 favorites]

That's actually maus porn.
posted by knoyers at 8:36 PM on November 7, 2009 [5 favorites]

Cor, DM!
posted by Servo5678 at 8:42 PM on November 7, 2009 [3 favorites]

Finally! IKEA instructions for furries!
posted by katillathehun at 8:51 PM on November 7, 2009

This is the second strangest thing I've seen on the internet today.
posted by cgomez at 9:30 PM on November 7, 2009

Presumably the cat was away.
posted by unSane at 9:35 PM on November 7, 2009 [14 favorites]

At least it's not salmon.
posted by greatgefilte at 9:38 PM on November 7, 2009

This is the second strangest thing I've seen on the internet today.

Surfing Merle Haggard porn again?
posted by Mikey-San at 9:42 PM on November 7, 2009 [1 favorite]

I saw "vintage mouse porn" and thought it was going to be a post about Xerox PARC. I'm such a fucking nerd.
posted by The Bellman at 10:06 PM on November 7, 2009 [4 favorites]

eh. If only he'd bothered to give the mice the proper number of nipples (girls: 10, boys: 0) - and tails, instead of just putting mouse heads on cartoon human bodies.. this wouldn't be just another porn-based art project.
posted by unmake at 12:21 AM on November 8, 2009

I will never, never, never be able to read Maus again.

Without getting an erection, I mean.

sorry
posted by Limiter at 5:35 AM on November 8, 2009 [1 favorite]

Splunge: "Rule 43: You can find anything on the Internet if you are willing to look for it long enough.

Perfect example."

ALL LINKS IN THE FOLLOWING TEXT NSFW!

Well, the more popular rule is Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

There's even a website out there just for that purpose (currently experiencing server problems). And as far as furry pr0n goes these are quite, quite harmless; fchan any Ychan have a more... wide-ranging selection.

Oh, and it probably would have been nice to have the original photographs as a comparison, some arrangements seemed quite artsy in their own way.
posted by PontifexPrimus at 7:38 AM on November 8, 2009

Hmmm... is that a mouse in your pocket or...

Oops, wrong saying.
posted by Drasher at 7:43 AM on November 8, 2009 [1 favorite]

Angelina Ballerina! Noooooooo!
posted by Reverend John at 9:16 PM on November 8, 2009

This must have come from Mr. Horton's personal collection.
posted by dr_dank at 9:26 PM on November 8, 2009

Ha! I'm currently engaged in a fight to the death with a nasty house mouse, so I enjoyed the degradation here.
posted by oinopaponton at 9:29 PM on November 8, 2009

I had promised George that I would not do like I done in Weed... in Weed... and then I clicked on this link.
posted by zaelic at 12:50 AM on November 9, 2009

Holy crap, PontifexPrimus. I clicked through. I found 101 Dalmations porn. 10 PAGES OF IT.

Jesus Christ.
posted by billybunny at 11:26 PM on November 16, 2009