Sexy St. Lawrence, Prince Edward Island, apparently.
The mind boggles. posted by Decani at 11:41 AM on October 27, 2010
Okay I tried a few and I have decided that "Sexy The Explosion" has actual possibilities. Or at least it would have if I were American and actually, you know, doing Halloween. We Brits are too busy looking forward to Catholic-burning day on Nov 5th, of course. posted by Decani at 11:43 AM on October 27, 2010
I got Sexy Shaft (TV Series). That might actually work.
Buffer overflow. I mean, he was already a sex machine to all the chicks. posted by adamdschneider at 11:59 AM on October 27, 2010
And I had already planned to go as Sexy Wikipedia... posted by oneswellfoop at 12:01 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Sexy Lake Dixon (Nova Scotia)? AWWW, I was already that LAST YEAR.*
* not actually true... I actually went as Lady Gaga dressed as a Viking, aka SAGA GAGA. posted by bitter-girl.com at 12:01 PM on October 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm going as Sexy Guy Burgess or a bad
script linking monkey using wikisticks.
but i'd be very sexy.
so sexy I ask for Tango, who will join me in the Cardoso Lounge for a Glenmorangie Quarter Century Highland Single Malt and a Monte Cristo, frikkin blew ouuta our skull on some Hombodlt Sweetleaf. posted by clavdivs at 12:08 PM on October 27, 2010
A friend and I are going Sexy Lobster and Sexy Giraffe, respectively.
This sexy link warmed the sexy cockles of my sexy heart. posted by fiercecupcake at 12:09 PM on October 27, 2010
I showed this to a friend from high school, and one of the things they got was "SEXY (link to listing for our high school)". CREEPY. posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:09 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I'm going as sexy Indira Gandhi. I shortened the hem of the clothes and will show plenty of cleavage.
Last year I went as Sexy Mother Theresa. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was sexy Bea Arthur. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was sexy R2D2. I shortened the hem of the dressand showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was a sexy Klein Bottle. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was a sexy paramecium. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. The year before that I was a sexy DNA strand. I shortened the hem of the dress and showed plenty of cleavage. (Cribbed from iconomy on MetaChat) posted by filthy light thief at 12:15 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
I think I'm a little short to be a Sexy Stringbean. posted by punchdrunkhistory at 12:16 PM on October 27, 2010
Being told to dress as a sexy Frauenfriedenskirche was a lot funnier before I knew what it was. Ain't nothin' hot about Bauhaus. posted by cmyk at 12:17 PM on October 27, 2010
Should Will Parker lose his job, I hope he is man enough to refuse unemployment benefits, refuses to bank now when he has a job, since the "welfare state" will insure his bank account and offer him unemployment benefits. posted by Postroad at 12:24 PM on October 27, 2010
Should Will Parker lose his job, I hope he is man enough to refuse unemployment benefits, refuses to bank now when he has a job, since the "welfare state" will insure his bank account and offer him unemployment benefits.
I think you meant:
Sexy should Will Parker lose his job, I hope he is man enough to refuse unemployment benefits, refuses to bank now when he has a job, since the "welfare state" will insure his bank account and offer him unemployment benefits. posted by WinnipegDragon at 12:35 PM on October 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
My first two were "Sexy Interstate 24 Overpass" and "Sexy 2009 Arkansas State Red Wolves football team."
I don't think I'm gonna top those so stopping now. posted by XQUZYPHYR at 12:35 PM on October 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
This changes everything. posted by JoanArkham at 1:14 PM on October 27, 2010
Fun fact: If your result on WTFSHOULDIBEFORHALLOWEEN.COM contains "Flanders" you get "STUPID SEXY FLANDERS"
The logs show 3 very lucky people have gotten this. posted by livejamie at 1:35 PM on October 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
Pity I cannot make it to a Hallowe'en party this year. The recent Toronto municipal election gave me a great opportunity: as a fair-haired Gentleman of Expansize Dimensions who just got a haircut yesterday, I could easily have asked for a buzzcut, drummed up a blue blazer and an ill-fitting shirt and tie, and gone as Mayor-Elect Rob Ford.
I got Sexy Coalition of Immokalee Workers. I guess my plan should be to walk around all night saying, "Get a load of these tomatoes." posted by jocelmeow at 2:35 PM on October 27, 2010
hmmm... I got Sexy Mount Waldo... a whole world of potential there for innuendo of the highest degree. Maybe they stock it at Nick's Girl's Costume Warehouse? posted by ebear at 2:52 PM on October 27, 2010
So, the joke is it returns "sexy [random wikipedia article]". Lame. posted by nanojath at 2:59 PM on October 27, 2010
Wolfman? What the fuck is that? posted by mrgrimm at 3:00 PM on October 27, 2010
What odd placement for a re-elect Senator Wyden ad! posted by Cranberry at 3:01 PM on October 27, 2010
I love this stupid website SO MUCH.
"Sexy Catholic Church and capital punishment" indeed! posted by bitter-girl.com at 3:15 PM on October 27, 2010
I swear to God I got Sexy Cthulhu Mythos my first time out. And since I hadn't read the comments or seen it in Projects, I just thought it was some weird MetaFilter meme combining machine.
It's actually more awesome that I got that knowing now that it's not.
Also Sexy The Abstinence Teacher is a pretty awesome one. posted by MCMikeNamara at 3:28 PM on October 27, 2010
Sexy John Hodgman
I'm not necessarily one of them but I think at least a couple people around here might find that a bit of a redundancy. posted by MCMikeNamara at 3:31 PM on October 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I'm going to be 'Sexy nanojath's attempted harshing of our squee' now. nanojath, we figured out how it worked, but that didn't stop us from finding it fun! posted by Sidhedevil at 4:06 PM on October 27, 2010
Sexy Exotic Atom seems redundant. posted by maryr at 4:09 PM on October 27, 2010
I for one am shocked that big oil and sovereigns have misled the public about oil reserves. posted by digitalprimate at 5:21 PM on October 27, 2010
Linked article explains that there's no such thing in this administration, but a minister instead. Good excuse to turn off the lights, pretend I'm not home, and eat all the Halloween candy myself! posted by catlet at 8:51 PM on October 27, 2010
SEXY HORSE ARTILLERY.
I can't even really parse that one, but I sure do like it. posted by lauranesson at 10:38 PM on October 27, 2010
tight black pants with a horizontal green stripe at buttock height
worn under
sheer transparent long tailed shirt with a bright green grid on it
Sexy Oscilloscope posted by idiopath at 1:46 AM on October 28, 2010
Sexy Decadent Action
Cool. posted by arumi at 7:40 AM on October 28, 2010
SEXY HORSE ARTILLERY.
I can actually picture this costume...and I like it. posted by adamdschneider at 8:40 AM on October 28, 2010
The more I thought about this last night, the more I thought that if I was a more organized person without a couple of major 'life deadlines' looming within the next couple of days -- and a long time opponent of forced costume parties (which as one of teh gays is sort of like being a [insert minority group] who is opposed to [insert stereotypical activity enjoyed by aforementioned minority group], I would try to organize a last minute Halloween Meetup where everyone would be given a list of the 10 randomly selected items beforehand and must choose 1 for their costume.
Though I'd have to get over my own anti-costume feelings, I think it would be worth it to see the best of these in reality. posted by MCMikeNamara at 10:35 AM on October 28, 2010
(PS This idea was not just because I'd be curious to see where Adam went with SEXY HORSE ARTILLERY) posted by MCMikeNamara at 10:36 AM on October 28, 2010
Believe you me, I've got ideas. posted by adamdschneider at 12:40 PM on October 28, 2010
posted by wabbittwax at 11:24 AM on October 27, 2010