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Michelangelo’s Pizza Taste Test. [Video] Converting the gross-pizza-topping jokes (ex: chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce) from the TMNT cartoon into real world comestibles.
From our friends at Cinemassacre.
From our friends at Cinemassacre.
I'm so glad someone did this. Someone else.
posted by Eideteker at 7:08 AM on May 11, 2011 [5 favorites]
posted by Eideteker at 7:08 AM on May 11, 2011 [5 favorites]
I took a Hersey's bar and some vanilla ice cream and put it on a piece of pepperoni pizza one day in grade school, doing this exact thing.
I.. can't really remember how it tasted, which means it couldn't have been too terrible...
posted by curious nu at 7:14 AM on May 11, 2011
I.. can't really remember how it tasted, which means it couldn't have been too terrible...
posted by curious nu at 7:14 AM on May 11, 2011
Caramel popcorn on pizza would probably be really good.
posted by Eideteker at 7:15 AM on May 11, 2011
posted by Eideteker at 7:15 AM on May 11, 2011
I.. can't really remember how it tasted...
Well, that'll happen when you pass out from a massive sugar spike. ;)
posted by Celsius1414 at 7:16 AM on May 11, 2011
Well, that'll happen when you pass out from a massive sugar spike. ;)
posted by Celsius1414 at 7:16 AM on May 11, 2011
I only recently encountered Cinemassacre and the Angry Video Game Nerd a couple of months back, but it's always nice to find something great with such an extensive backlog of stuff to enjoy.
posted by ShutterBun at 7:17 AM on May 11, 2011
posted by ShutterBun at 7:17 AM on May 11, 2011
Two friends and I tried this when we were ten or eleven. Mike had a pepperoni and peanut butter pizza, so we thought we'd give it a go. All that was available was that peanut butter pre-mixed with grape jelly. We went for it anyway. It was, unsurprisingly, terrible. One could assume that had we been purists and sought out real peanut butter, it might have been better.
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 7:17 AM on May 11, 2011
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 7:17 AM on May 11, 2011
watched this last night... one of the dudes can't handle his pinot grigio
posted by nathancaswell at 7:32 AM on May 11, 2011
posted by nathancaswell at 7:32 AM on May 11, 2011
On the other hand, a simple recipe for mouth happiness is to take one (1) cafeteria sized rice krispie treat (the size of a small life raft), and pour a decent amount of salt on the corner of your tray. Gently dip the rice krispie treat in the salt, shaking off the excess (of course, by agreeing to eat this, excess is all you'll have).
The salt and sweet together is absolutely delicious.
posted by Ghidorah at 7:36 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
The salt and sweet together is absolutely delicious.
posted by Ghidorah at 7:36 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
Anyone remember that episode of Doug where they spill a bowl of banana pudding on pizza and it tastes good? I spent a year adding bananas to my pizza. Because I do what TV tells me to do.
Also, watching Turtles Forever made me realize that just because I loved the Turtles when I was four does not mean it was actually amazing.
posted by jenlovesponies at 7:37 AM on May 11, 2011
Also, watching Turtles Forever made me realize that just because I loved the Turtles when I was four does not mean it was actually amazing.
posted by jenlovesponies at 7:37 AM on May 11, 2011
That chick was totally right about clam sauce not being clam juice.
Not that it would have improved the pizza at hand very much.
posted by rachaelfaith at 7:41 AM on May 11, 2011
Not that it would have improved the pizza at hand very much.
posted by rachaelfaith at 7:41 AM on May 11, 2011
Artichoke hearts heart pizza. They're one of my favorite non-traditional toppings.
Right up there with pineapple and ham.
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:51 AM on May 11, 2011
Right up there with pineapple and ham.
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:51 AM on May 11, 2011
I once had BLT pizza. Pizza with mayo as the sauce, and bacon, lettuce and tomato on top.
Order it. If the place makes subs, they have mayo.
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:00 AM on May 11, 2011
Order it. If the place makes subs, they have mayo.
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:00 AM on May 11, 2011
on pizza when I encountered that in Germany
For all of their staid conservatism, Germans know how to do up their pizza. Probably because all the pizza shop owners are Turks, but someone's gotta eat the pizza.
My favorites - Hawaiian pizza. Ham and pineapple, yes, but also sour cherries. I have never seen anyone in America put cherries on a pizza.
Also, a personal-sized pizza with a runny fried egg on top. Delicious.
posted by backseatpilot at 8:07 AM on May 11, 2011
For all of their staid conservatism, Germans know how to do up their pizza. Probably because all the pizza shop owners are Turks, but someone's gotta eat the pizza.
My favorites - Hawaiian pizza. Ham and pineapple, yes, but also sour cherries. I have never seen anyone in America put cherries on a pizza.
Also, a personal-sized pizza with a runny fried egg on top. Delicious.
posted by backseatpilot at 8:07 AM on May 11, 2011
Artichoke hearts aren't traditional toppings? I see them on pizza menus more often than not, I think.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:20 AM on May 11, 2011
posted by shakespeherian at 8:20 AM on May 11, 2011
The best combination we've made at home recently was a white sauce pizza with pine nuts, sun dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, and asparagus.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:25 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by shakespeherian at 8:25 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
A lot of the problems here was their preparations were not in good faith. they just put the raw ingredients on a lukewarm slice.
Anchovies are a flavor enhancer; they should be chopped up very small and distributed sparingly. The cheese grease absorbs the flavor and the heat mellows out the fishy taste. The hot fudge would still ruin it, though.
Also, clams on a pizza is a beautiful thing when done right. This involves sautéing them with olive oil, fresh parsley, and as much garlic as your conscience will allow, then adding parmesan cheese before you bake the pie. Adding peanut butter to the sauce at the very end might be good, provided maybe you put some hot sauce with it also.
posted by Jon_Evil at 8:26 AM on May 11, 2011
Anchovies are a flavor enhancer; they should be chopped up very small and distributed sparingly. The cheese grease absorbs the flavor and the heat mellows out the fishy taste. The hot fudge would still ruin it, though.
Also, clams on a pizza is a beautiful thing when done right. This involves sautéing them with olive oil, fresh parsley, and as much garlic as your conscience will allow, then adding parmesan cheese before you bake the pie. Adding peanut butter to the sauce at the very end might be good, provided maybe you put some hot sauce with it also.
posted by Jon_Evil at 8:26 AM on May 11, 2011
Aren't these kids a little old to be emulating cartoons? Not that I didn't have my share of spinach-fueled fist fights back in the day.
posted by orme at 8:34 AM on May 11, 2011
posted by orme at 8:34 AM on May 11, 2011
Aren't these kids a little old to be emulating cartoons?
NoOPE!
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 9:14 AM on May 11, 2011 [3 favorites]
NoOPE!
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 9:14 AM on May 11, 2011 [3 favorites]
Haha that pepperoni and pickles didn't look half bad
posted by dapperkoala at 9:17 AM on May 11, 2011
posted by dapperkoala at 9:17 AM on May 11, 2011
BLT Pizzas are delicious. I know they aren't common; I wonder if they are a Midwest thing?
I also had a pizza with sauerkraut on it once, which was different. I don't remember if it was full-blown reuben sandwich toppings, but I can see how that would be good.
posted by ArgentCorvid at 9:44 AM on May 11, 2011
I also had a pizza with sauerkraut on it once, which was different. I don't remember if it was full-blown reuben sandwich toppings, but I can see how that would be good.
posted by ArgentCorvid at 9:44 AM on May 11, 2011
I remember going to this ~2usd all-you-can-eat pizza joint in brazil when i was a kid that bolstered something like 50 different flavors. Of course to get to that number you need to start getting creative, like chocolate pizza, banana and peach and some other stuff that should never go on top of a pizza really.
My mom loves the chocolate one, though, so the acquired taste theory might not be so far-fetched.
posted by palbo at 9:58 AM on May 11, 2011
My mom loves the chocolate one, though, so the acquired taste theory might not be so far-fetched.
posted by palbo at 9:58 AM on May 11, 2011
I'm pretty sure bolstered wasn't the word i was looking for, boasted maybe :P
posted by palbo at 9:59 AM on May 11, 2011
posted by palbo at 9:59 AM on May 11, 2011
NoOPE!
à la Lana Kane? I do this too
posted by cobra_high_tigers at 10:02 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
à la Lana Kane? I do this too
posted by cobra_high_tigers at 10:02 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
I got the BLT pizza at a small local NJ pizzeria, if that's helpful for zeroing in on a region. It's an Italian pizzeria, but they also make the untraditional stuff like Hawaiian pizza.
posted by mccarty.tim at 10:12 AM on May 11, 2011
posted by mccarty.tim at 10:12 AM on May 11, 2011
I've had a reuben pizza. Twas an amazing thing. The crust was normal pizza, but the sauce was Russian dressing, the cheese was swiss and the toppings were sauerkraut and pastrami.
Crazy Dough's in Harvard square had that delicacy. Their weird pizza changed daily when I was going there daily over a summer. Looking at their webpage now, I see they still offer it. Now I'm missing Boston.
posted by Hactar at 10:18 AM on May 11, 2011
Crazy Dough's in Harvard square had that delicacy. Their weird pizza changed daily when I was going there daily over a summer. Looking at their webpage now, I see they still offer it. Now I'm missing Boston.
posted by Hactar at 10:18 AM on May 11, 2011
Buffering the video on our steam powered internet, can't wait to watch it. Thanks to those talking about alternate cuisine pizza, too. Hippybear, I would be very interested in any Mexi-pizza recipes or construction techniques you'd be interested in sharing. As for the Indian pizza, I haven't had the one you reference but maybe a thick paratha style bread for the crust would be good?
The Turtles' pizza consumption, like their general appearance, falls directly into the Uncanny Valley for me. Sure, yay, Turtles, pizza. Four giant amphibious creatures with insane mockeries of children's grins, wielding antique weapons? Bad enough, but worse to me is their enthusiasm for familiar food in bizarre combinations and quantities.
posted by jtron at 11:04 AM on May 11, 2011
The Turtles' pizza consumption, like their general appearance, falls directly into the Uncanny Valley for me. Sure, yay, Turtles, pizza. Four giant amphibious creatures with insane mockeries of children's grins, wielding antique weapons? Bad enough, but worse to me is their enthusiasm for familiar food in bizarre combinations and quantities.
posted by jtron at 11:04 AM on May 11, 2011
solid 5 minutes knead using the dough hook
I don't understand why people do this. Kneading pizza dough by hand is just about the most sexually satisfying thing you can do with your hands.
oh I've said too much
posted by fleetmouse at 11:40 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
I don't understand why people do this. Kneading pizza dough by hand is just about the most sexually satisfying thing you can do with your hands.
oh I've said too much
posted by fleetmouse at 11:40 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
Oh man oh man oh man. Thanks hippybear, I know what i'm making when I get back from my honeymoon next week (said nuptials also enabling my possession of a standing mixer and immersion blender, strangely enough. Never wanted to get hitched until I found out you can get nice kitchen shit that way)
posted by jtron at 12:20 PM on May 11, 2011
posted by jtron at 12:20 PM on May 11, 2011
Chicken tandori pizza. That's all I have to add to this conversation.
posted by rh at 12:47 PM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by rh at 12:47 PM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]
hippybear: A vital ingredient to Taco pizza is crushed up Nacho flavored tortilla chips on top (DO NOT attempt to use Doritos).
posted by ArgentCorvid at 1:33 PM on May 11, 2011
posted by ArgentCorvid at 1:33 PM on May 11, 2011
Corn on pizza is one of the mainstays of the nightmare that is Japanese pizza. Squid? Canned Tuna? Mayonnaise? Potatoes? Teriyaki sauce? All that and more at your local pizza shop. Any special of the month from Japanese Pizza Hut would put the turtles to shame.
posted by Ghidorah at 6:47 PM on May 11, 2011
posted by Ghidorah at 6:47 PM on May 11, 2011
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posted by Ghidorah at 7:08 AM on May 11, 2011