Damien Walters.
November 13, 2011 10:36 AM   Subscribe

Awwwwww yeah, it's that time again! Damien Walters' Showreel 2011 has been released, and while it is slightly shorter than previous years, he sure has some great new tricks up his sleeve. posted by lazaruslong (14 comments total) 18 users marked this as a favorite
 
that's exactly how I get in bed!
posted by nathancaswell at 10:38 AM on November 13, 2011 [1 favorite]


I ended up in the ER for turning wrong while making a pot of tea. I can't even imagine being able to move like that.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 10:44 AM on November 13, 2011 [1 favorite]


I feel old now.
posted by cmoj at 10:55 AM on November 13, 2011


Amazing. I kept thinking about his chiropractor... must be a busy person.
posted by greenhornet at 11:37 AM on November 13, 2011


Yes, I too suspect he does not suffer the same problems with sciatica as I do.
posted by From Bklyn at 11:43 AM on November 13, 2011


Whatever. I could do all that stuff too if I was willing to shave my head. I choose hair!
posted by orme at 11:49 AM on November 13, 2011


I'm guessing he's also got a very brutal "bloopers" reel.
posted by avoision at 12:20 PM on November 13, 2011 [1 favorite]


Is this the same Damien Walters who's a 5-time World Hat Putter Onner Champion?
posted by mannequito at 12:37 PM on November 13, 2011 [4 favorites]


I'm just glad he's an Autobot.
posted by running order squabble fest at 1:31 PM on November 13, 2011


Big deal. I bet I could do all that stuff.

/munches Cheetos.
/Belches.
posted by zardoz at 1:55 PM on November 13, 2011


Awesome!
posted by ph00dz at 2:13 PM on November 13, 2011


Daaaaaammmm. Part of me wants to drop everything I'm doing right now and hit a gym and start training to do this kind of stuff. But I think I'll stick to the somewhat less acrobatic gyrations of burlesque dancing for now.

(Which incidentally is slowly doing a lot for loosening my spine up after decades of sitting in front of my computer.)
posted by egypturnash at 6:38 PM on November 13, 2011


Now *that* guy is differently abled. Too bad about the fucking dubstep. Dubstep is the rainbow suspenders of 2011.
posted by e.e. coli at 3:23 AM on November 14, 2011


Damien Walters doesn't need a bus stop, he grabs right on. Damien Walters doesn't need a ride, in fact, fuck this car, he's leaving. Damien Walters doesn't crawl under the covers, he fucking flips out on that bed, then goes to sleep. Damien Walters will jump off a building and then not jump off a building. Damien Walters doesn't need clothes, fuck this shirt, adios pants. Damien Walters doesn't need a cup at a picnic, he drinks right out of the fucking bottle.
posted by maryr at 7:43 AM on November 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


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