I AM A DOG WE DO NOT WEAR SHOES
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posted by elizardbits at 7:43 PM on November 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by elizardbits at 7:43 PM on November 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
ok wait i have gifs brb
posted by elizardbits at 7:43 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by elizardbits at 7:43 PM on November 20, 2012
Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Try Kitten Mittens!
posted by mannequito at 7:43 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by mannequito at 7:43 PM on November 20, 2012
too late i winar
posted by elizardbits at 7:46 PM on November 20, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by elizardbits at 7:46 PM on November 20, 2012 [2 favorites]
Dogs wear boots now? Or is this part of his Leeloo costume?
posted by Brocktoon at 7:59 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by Brocktoon at 7:59 PM on November 20, 2012
Finally a dog version of Kitten Mittens.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 8:00 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 8:00 PM on November 20, 2012
This is how I walk in shoes as well. Please do not laugh.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:02 PM on November 20, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by shakespeherian at 8:02 PM on November 20, 2012 [2 favorites]
God damn it. What does Barkley have paused there on the dvr?
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING, DOG? IS IT REAL HOUSEWIVES?
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 8:14 PM on November 20, 2012 [2 favorites]
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING, DOG? IS IT REAL HOUSEWIVES?
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 8:14 PM on November 20, 2012 [2 favorites]
why does this dog have on shoes? I could only watch about 30 seconds of this. Can any one explain what is cute about this? the dog doesn't seem to think so............
posted by tarantula at 8:16 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by tarantula at 8:16 PM on November 20, 2012
In places where the roads and sidewalks are salted during the winter, if you don't put little shoes on your dog, their feet will crack and bleed. Bloody dog feet are not cute. Tiny shoes are.
NEXT QUESTION.
posted by elizardbits at 8:18 PM on November 20, 2012 [8 favorites]
NEXT QUESTION.
posted by elizardbits at 8:18 PM on November 20, 2012 [8 favorites]
Also Barkley has allergies and the skin in between dog toes is v. sensitive and tends to break out very easily, so shoes will protect the skin from street gunk during an allergy outbreak.
posted by griphus at 8:19 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by griphus at 8:19 PM on November 20, 2012
Griphus, this is a good start to posting more Christmas cheer!
posted by shortyJBot at 8:24 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by shortyJBot at 8:24 PM on November 20, 2012
Can any one explain what is cute about this?
It is a dog and he walks funny in the shoes.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:24 PM on November 20, 2012 [3 favorites]
It is a dog and he walks funny in the shoes.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:24 PM on November 20, 2012 [3 favorites]
Snout brain: ooh, snacks! Toss more please.
Tail brain: Get it off, get it offffff! Hey, snout brain! Help me out!
Snout brain: om nom nom your call cannot be completed as dialed.
(Source: I have a degree in dognitive science)
posted by zippy at 8:24 PM on November 20, 2012 [18 favorites]
Tail brain: Get it off, get it offffff! Hey, snout brain! Help me out!
Snout brain: om nom nom your call cannot be completed as dialed.
(Source: I have a degree in dognitive science)
posted by zippy at 8:24 PM on November 20, 2012 [18 favorites]
This Hyperbole and a Half had me up like half a night watching dogs-in-booties videos on YouTube.
posted by houseofdanie at 8:46 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by houseofdanie at 8:46 PM on November 20, 2012
I can't help but think he looks more naked with those on.
posted by Sailormom at 8:49 PM on November 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Sailormom at 8:49 PM on November 20, 2012 [1 favorite]
YES THANK YOU THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED NOW GOOD POST. :D
posted by FirstMateKate at 8:52 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by FirstMateKate at 8:52 PM on November 20, 2012
Median.
posted by elizardbits at 9:14 PM on November 20, 2012
posted by elizardbits at 9:14 PM on November 20, 2012
mediocre?
posted by quazichimp at 12:31 AM on November 21, 2012
posted by quazichimp at 12:31 AM on November 21, 2012
Workmanlike.
posted by MartinWisse at 12:42 AM on November 21, 2012
posted by MartinWisse at 12:42 AM on November 21, 2012
That's hilarious! Me and the Husky walk at a local park a lot in the winter, I've been thinking of getting her boots, they are salting the walking trail more these days. Now I HAVE to get her a pair...
posted by HuronBob at 3:02 AM on November 21, 2012
posted by HuronBob at 3:02 AM on November 21, 2012
I am now trying to rework the lyrics to Safety Dance for a Husky...
posted by Mezentian at 4:13 AM on November 21, 2012
posted by Mezentian at 4:13 AM on November 21, 2012
Horses don't mind shoes, but they sometimes have a thing about shipping boots.
posted by drlith at 4:46 AM on November 21, 2012
posted by drlith at 4:46 AM on November 21, 2012
Not cool.
posted by uraniumwilly at 6:25 AM on November 21, 2012
posted by uraniumwilly at 6:25 AM on November 21, 2012
True! They are probably quite warm and toasty!
posted by elizardbits at 7:22 AM on November 21, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by elizardbits at 7:22 AM on November 21, 2012 [2 favorites]
I thought you said 'tasty' for a second there and I was about to agree vociferously. MEA CULPA
posted by shakespeherian at 7:36 AM on November 21, 2012
posted by shakespeherian at 7:36 AM on November 21, 2012
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