177. erotically denying them use of a line in a google doc
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Tired of the standard baseball metaphors for sex? Here’s 300 queer as fuck bases.
Sports-related sexual metaphors previously.
Sports-related sexual metaphors previously.
I think this list is out of order.
posted by the man of twists and turns at 7:37 PM on June 10, 2013
posted by the man of twists and turns at 7:37 PM on June 10, 2013
Just for people who are wondering - this is a list of acts, but there are no accompanying dirty baseball euphemisms. (Siiigh)
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:46 PM on June 10, 2013
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:46 PM on June 10, 2013
267. punching through a cake so hard your hand emerges covered in blood and frosting
this speaks to me much more than all those things involving genitals
posted by solarion at 7:49 PM on June 10, 2013 [3 favorites]
this speaks to me much more than all those things involving genitals
posted by solarion at 7:49 PM on June 10, 2013 [3 favorites]
267a. Cake Fisting. The frosting always comes first.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 8:23 PM on June 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Cold Lurkey at 8:23 PM on June 10, 2013 [1 favorite]
toxic waste roleplay
Hope they're playing Coachella next year.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:31 PM on June 10, 2013 [2 favorites]
Hope they're playing Coachella next year.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:31 PM on June 10, 2013 [2 favorites]
> 13. NOSE KISSIES
NOSIEBOPS. Don't ask. I'LL OFFER.
posted by egypturnash at 9:36 PM on June 10, 2013 [2 favorites]
NOSIEBOPS. Don't ask. I'LL OFFER.
posted by egypturnash at 9:36 PM on June 10, 2013 [2 favorites]
185 surgically adding a brainhole
249 “finding the gems” in cutie’s ass canal
Shut It Down!
posted by QueerAngel28 at 6:36 AM on June 11, 2013
249 “finding the gems” in cutie’s ass canal
Shut It Down!
posted by QueerAngel28 at 6:36 AM on June 11, 2013
> 110. drinking tea filtered through painted toenails
I do not understand this and it frightens me.
posted by Panjandrum at 6:45 AM on June 11, 2013
I do not understand this and it frightens me.
posted by Panjandrum at 6:45 AM on June 11, 2013
The linked Wikipedia article used to be a great source for all kinds of bizarre extensions of the metaphor---before they were deleted. Luckily an intrepid editor has pulled them out of the revision history here.
posted by rossmeissl at 7:09 AM on June 11, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by rossmeissl at 7:09 AM on June 11, 2013 [1 favorite]
THAT IS NOT HOW BASEBALL WORKS!
posted by klangklangston at 10:08 AM on June 11, 2013
posted by klangklangston at 10:08 AM on June 11, 2013
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"Make sure you get home from work on time today, boo...I'm going to be pulling gems out of your heart with your name on the gems."
posted by threeants at 7:36 PM on June 10, 2013