December 18, 2001
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SANTAS GONE MAD!!! First: Santa Shoots Woman! Then: Child Santa Booted From Mall! And then:Harrods' Santa Bares Botto in the Grotto! Finally: Santa Falls Foul of Anti-Terrorism Laws! Happy Holidays everyone! Jeesh.
posted by adrober (8 comments total)
Maybe MeFi should have a separate Drudge Report sidebar.
posted by donkeyschlong at 9:26 PM on December 18, 2001

This reminds me of that Wierd Al Yankovich song about the day Santa went insane...i just knew tha was a lawsuit waiting to happen.
posted by jmd82 at 9:41 PM on December 18, 2001

...and then Santa bared his Botto in the Grotto...

...and then Grandma got run over by a reindeer...

...and then I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus and Daddy grabbed his shotgun...
posted by bloggboy at 10:21 PM on December 18, 2001

Miss Cleo sees a trip to a "santatorium" in your near future, oh jolly one.
posted by mosspink at 11:20 PM on December 18, 2001

Santa busts moonshiners: "A sheriff in Sortland, North Norway, got an early Christmas present when he received a written tip that helped him nab two moonshiners red-handed. The letter was signed - Santa Claus."
posted by Carol Anne at 7:52 AM on December 19, 2001

Looking at that mooning Santa pic I could just hear a drunken Kris Kringle yelling, "All you little brats with your damn lists, you can all kiss my arctic ass."
posted by jonmc at 9:51 AM on December 19, 2001

Well, it's not on their site, but according to the weekly world news last week, Bat-Boy bit Ol' Saint Nick.
posted by tj at 10:28 AM on December 19, 2001

I smell a Fox special... When Santas Goes Bad
posted by NortonDC at 12:49 PM on December 19, 2001

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