So pour a shot in my glass and I'll forget forever
March 1, 2019 6:59 PM Subscribe
As someone who recently switched their daily drink from PBR (12.8 grams of carbs in 12oz.) to White Claw spiked seltzer (2 grams of carbs in 12oz.) this touches my heart. And my beer gut which is shrinking.
posted by bendy at 7:16 PM on March 1, 2019
posted by bendy at 7:16 PM on March 1, 2019
yeah so i recently realized cannabis (LEGAL IN MY STATE THANKS) wasn't working for me anymore thanks to developing tolerance, so I decided to cold turkey for a couple weeks and go back to drinking.... FUCK THIS I WANT MY WEED BACK.
posted by The otter lady at 7:37 PM on March 1, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by The otter lady at 7:37 PM on March 1, 2019 [3 favorites]
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIGURE OUT MY SECRETS?
posted by vrakatar at 7:43 PM on March 1, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by vrakatar at 7:43 PM on March 1, 2019 [2 favorites]
It's like the Alpha Couple went into showbusiness.
posted by howfar at 10:50 PM on March 1, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by howfar at 10:50 PM on March 1, 2019 [1 favorite]
I've never enjoyed an ad so much!
The otter lady I quit the pot for a month, + -. When I next smoked, I got so high I couldn't get out of my chair - but I wasn't trying too hard. Quitting once in a while is a good thing.
posted by james33 at 5:16 AM on March 2, 2019 [1 favorite]
The otter lady I quit the pot for a month, + -. When I next smoked, I got so high I couldn't get out of my chair - but I wasn't trying too hard. Quitting once in a while is a good thing.
posted by james33 at 5:16 AM on March 2, 2019 [1 favorite]
Maybe I‘m just getting this all wrong but it just reads like an ad for co-dependent relationships between alcoholics to me... (and I‘m from a beer friendly culture).
And I don‘t get the „don‘t need two hands to hold you“ line. The „explanation“ link says it refers to the carb free aspect of the beer. Meaning what, „I‘m glad you‘re not fat enough to require two hands, because I need one hand for my beer 24/7“?
posted by Omnomnom at 1:41 PM on March 2, 2019
And I don‘t get the „don‘t need two hands to hold you“ line. The „explanation“ link says it refers to the carb free aspect of the beer. Meaning what, „I‘m glad you‘re not fat enough to require two hands, because I need one hand for my beer 24/7“?
posted by Omnomnom at 1:41 PM on March 2, 2019
While I could see the germ of the darker ideas Omnomnom is talking about, they just aren't in the video. This is surprisingly cute and sweet. And I really like the idea of a beer commercial of all things using a bigger couple in a way that's charismatic and romantic. It's funny, but none of the humor has to do with their weight. They're just a nice, attractive couple in a silly music video for a pretty tight RnB song.
posted by es_de_bah at 10:14 PM on March 2, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by es_de_bah at 10:14 PM on March 2, 2019 [1 favorite]
Best beer commercial ever
posted by fredludd at 7:26 AM on March 3, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by fredludd at 7:26 AM on March 3, 2019 [1 favorite]
"I don't need two hands to play the flute"
[Plays flute one-handed, about as well as you would expect.]
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 2:52 PM on March 3, 2019 [1 favorite]
[Plays flute one-handed, about as well as you would expect.]
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 2:52 PM on March 3, 2019 [1 favorite]
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