RAMBONER
June 8, 2020 2:16 PM Subscribe
Twitter user silliWillis (@bubblemonkey15) dresses a penis (presumably theirs) in cute costumes. So, so NSFW. (h/t ColdChef)
Pretty cocksure, Johnny.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:37 PM on June 8, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:37 PM on June 8, 2020 [3 favorites]
And they told me Twitter was a cesspool!
posted by chavenet at 2:39 PM on June 8, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by chavenet at 2:39 PM on June 8, 2020 [1 favorite]
Nice pria-pics
posted by Joan Rivers of Babylon at 2:39 PM on June 8, 2020 [13 favorites]
posted by Joan Rivers of Babylon at 2:39 PM on June 8, 2020 [13 favorites]
I know there's a previously for this somewhere.
posted by zengargoyle at 2:45 PM on June 8, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by zengargoyle at 2:45 PM on June 8, 2020 [1 favorite]
Um.
posted by zardoz at 2:46 PM on June 8, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by zardoz at 2:46 PM on June 8, 2020 [3 favorites]
I see no "no real penis harmed' from pipe cleaners and modge podge and other crafting supplies in the production notes.
posted by clavdivs at 2:56 PM on June 8, 2020 [2 favorites]
posted by clavdivs at 2:56 PM on June 8, 2020 [2 favorites]
I know there's a previously for this somewhere.
If so, it needs backtagging with "peniscostumes."
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 2:57 PM on June 8, 2020 [5 favorites]
If so, it needs backtagging with "peniscostumes."
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 2:57 PM on June 8, 2020 [5 favorites]
There was the book Kokugami. Slightly amusing, but Orientalist.
posted by GenjiandProust at 3:15 PM on June 8, 2020 [2 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 3:15 PM on June 8, 2020 [2 favorites]
can't really call them unsolicited.. I did click a link and I should have known what to expect.
I did not expect the.. level of commitment. It's not even tremendously high, just much, much higher than a person would expect for such a one-note gag. The leprechaun? That is as charming a bit of dick costumery as I will see in a lifetime.
posted by elkevelvet at 3:22 PM on June 8, 2020 [8 favorites]
I did not expect the.. level of commitment. It's not even tremendously high, just much, much higher than a person would expect for such a one-note gag. The leprechaun? That is as charming a bit of dick costumery as I will see in a lifetime.
posted by elkevelvet at 3:22 PM on June 8, 2020 [8 favorites]
No Bluebird of Hap-penis? Opportunity lost.
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:27 PM on June 8, 2020 [7 favorites]
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:27 PM on June 8, 2020 [7 favorites]
I know there's a previously for this somewhere.
Previously
Previouslier
Close, but no Freud's cigar!
posted by phunniemee at 3:42 PM on June 8, 2020 [3 favorites]
Previously
Previouslier
Close, but no Freud's cigar!
posted by phunniemee at 3:42 PM on June 8, 2020 [3 favorites]
The Phantom of the Cockra
"Have you gorged yourself, at last, in your lust for blood?
Am I now to be prey to your lust for flesh?"
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 3:47 PM on June 8, 2020 [7 favorites]
"Have you gorged yourself, at last, in your lust for blood?
Am I now to be prey to your lust for flesh?"
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 3:47 PM on June 8, 2020 [7 favorites]
Um.
posted by zardoz at 2:46 PM on June 8
yes yes, the penis is evil, the penis shoots seeds, we've all heard the gun-vomiting flying head go through the neighborhood amirite
posted by taquito sunrise at 3:47 PM on June 8, 2020 [9 favorites]
posted by zardoz at 2:46 PM on June 8
yes yes, the penis is evil, the penis shoots seeds, we've all heard the gun-vomiting flying head go through the neighborhood amirite
posted by taquito sunrise at 3:47 PM on June 8, 2020 [9 favorites]
This person has nothing better to do than dick around on Twitter?
posted by Chuffy at 3:49 PM on June 8, 2020 [9 favorites]
posted by Chuffy at 3:49 PM on June 8, 2020 [9 favorites]
"presumably theirs"
That's a pretty big assumption there.
posted by hippybear at 3:49 PM on June 8, 2020 [4 favorites]
That's a pretty big assumption there.
posted by hippybear at 3:49 PM on June 8, 2020 [4 favorites]
And they told me Twitter was a cesspool!
More of a junkyard, apparently.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 3:54 PM on June 8, 2020 [14 favorites]
More of a junkyard, apparently.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 3:54 PM on June 8, 2020 [14 favorites]
That's a pretty big assumption there.
That's a very measured response.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:59 PM on June 8, 2020 [5 favorites]
That's a very measured response.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:59 PM on June 8, 2020 [5 favorites]
That's a pretty big assumption there.
I’ve seen bigger assumptions.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:17 PM on June 8, 2020 [8 favorites]
I’ve seen bigger assumptions.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:17 PM on June 8, 2020 [8 favorites]
That Twitter account appears to have been created in April 2020.
So there’s one silver lining to the whole lockdown thing.
posted by nickmark at 4:36 PM on June 8, 2020 [5 favorites]
So there’s one silver lining to the whole lockdown thing.
posted by nickmark at 4:36 PM on June 8, 2020 [5 favorites]
You know how sometimes when you say a word several times in a row you get disoriented and aren't sure what it means anymore? TIL that when you look at a penis in a costume several times in a row you get disoriented and aren't sure if it's actually a frankfurter in a costume.
posted by HotToddy at 4:41 PM on June 8, 2020 [4 favorites]
posted by HotToddy at 4:41 PM on June 8, 2020 [4 favorites]
"I've been learning to bake bread"
"I've been brushing up on a foreign language"
"I've been putting costumes and googly eyes on my dick"
posted by hippybear at 4:43 PM on June 8, 2020 [22 favorites]
"I've been brushing up on a foreign language"
"I've been putting costumes and googly eyes on my dick"
posted by hippybear at 4:43 PM on June 8, 2020 [22 favorites]
Frankfurter frankfurter frankfurter
posted by HotToddy at 4:43 PM on June 8, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by HotToddy at 4:43 PM on June 8, 2020 [1 favorite]
[scrolls through 2 months of uncensored dick pics]
Twitter:
[reaches the final post in the Junk Journey (cock cruise? schlong safari?)]
Twitter: "The following media includes potentially sensitive content."
Nice job, Twitter Algorithm. Bang-up job as always.
posted by range at 4:50 PM on June 8, 2020 [8 favorites]
Twitter:
[reaches the final post in the Junk Journey (cock cruise? schlong safari?)]
Twitter: "The following media includes potentially sensitive content."
Nice job, Twitter Algorithm. Bang-up job as always.
posted by range at 4:50 PM on June 8, 2020 [8 favorites]
To be fair, most of those pics were of a penis in disguise.
posted by Nelson at 5:29 PM on June 8, 2020 [13 favorites]
posted by Nelson at 5:29 PM on June 8, 2020 [13 favorites]
It's like Hallowe'enie
posted by Kabanos at 6:23 PM on June 8, 2020 [9 favorites]
posted by Kabanos at 6:23 PM on June 8, 2020 [9 favorites]
« Older nuance shows up in translation | Let's build a Pyramid Newer »
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 2:27 PM on June 8, 2020 [19 favorites]