We fight for... sock? clock? dock? mock?
July 10, 2003 6:10 AM   Subscribe

Tired of your mullet and acid-wash jeans being sneered at in the local gay bar? Wishing that there was someone other than Rob Halford out in the metal scene? Pink Stëël is for you, my gay heavy-metal-loving brethen! Be out, be proud, and crank up "We Fight For Cock!"
posted by Katemonkey (10 comments total)
For years, I've led a personal crusade to exterminate the mullet from lesbian bars all over the southwest. It is a public service that serves all humanity, and prevents unsuspecting people from mistaking lesbians for Billy Ray Cyrus.

Now my gay boy brethren must stamp out the menace of mullet-creep into their community, crushing it under the chunkiest most fabulous shoes they can pull from their closets. We can't allow mullet love to pollute the gene pool....oh wait.
posted by answergrape at 6:58 AM on July 10, 2003

This band sucks!
posted by PigAlien at 7:13 AM on July 10, 2003

Ahem...Wyckyd Sceptre.

"Dude, I'm so horny!" "Well suck that shit!"
posted by sklero at 7:17 AM on July 10, 2003

My sceptre is very sayckryd.
posted by PigAlien at 7:40 AM on July 10, 2003

it's like spinal tap, but less funny! awesome!
posted by chrisege at 7:42 AM on July 10, 2003

I'm afraid to click the "Loads" link. What's behind that door?
posted by vito90 at 7:43 AM on July 10, 2003

Dude, they've got like *two* umlauts in their name....they must rawk!
posted by MrBaliHai at 9:10 AM on July 10, 2003

"creaming for vengeance?"
Now that's funny!
posted by tiger yang at 11:11 AM on July 10, 2003

As an out proud homo, it makes me sad -- most of us are so much funnier than this.

As a closeted metal fan: Rob Halford is my hero. And Pink Steel still sucks.
posted by ltracey at 12:09 PM on July 10, 2003

Aw man...I thought it was funny...
posted by Katemonkey at 2:11 PM on July 10, 2003

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